#mcers

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Afa aemula

(Colloq. Dustie)

Colloquial Name: Dustie

Scientific Name: Afa aemula

Regions: Brutalia, Ecobrutalia, Greenhouses

Basic Physical Description: Individuals are typically roughly spherical in shape with large imperfections in them, ranging from approximately 25 microns to 1000 microns or 1 milimeter in diameter. The hiveminds can range anywhere from just two Dusties to enough to make a mound the size of a car.

Basic Behavioural Description: Has no known unique behaviours. All known behaviours are imitations of other behaviours observed in creatures that inhabit the same regions. Believed to imitate the behaviours of other creatures. Observed behaviours will be listed below.

Level of Knowledge: Inadequate, needs further investigation.

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Good morning Fox,

I apologize for replying so late, though even now, I'm still not quite sure what would be appropriate to mention in the introduction. I know to include that I am your assistant, and other general information like that. Though some valuable general information doesn't sound quite right to include. For example; neither of us sleep much, we have our own specialized (affordable) safety protocols, my favorite cube, and how you kidnapped me..

Actually, on the topic of sleep; next time we acquire money (through natural and thoroughly legal means), could we please buy a pillow?

I seem to sleepwalk to the roof every time I use the bed, implying that i subconsciously find it preferable...

But your guess is as good as mine..

Anyhow, please let me know about all this when you get a chance.

Thanks,

Konissan

Regarding general information, I feel it should be clarified, I did not kidnap anyone, despite what it things appear to be, I have never, and most definitely will never kidnap anyone—or, well, I've kidnapped a couple people, but that doesn't prove anything. I did not kidnap you, Jeanne, or anyone else in MCERS, these accusations are completely baseless and unfounded.

Regarding the request for a pillow, unfortunately, we have no room in the budget for that, my new cat is putting me a few more million dollars in debt.

—Jack Fox

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Hey folks! I'm quitting Cola!

Haha, April Fools' Day! I could never abandon my sweet nectar, anyways, I got lost in the Swiss Alps again, could anyone help me out?

—Jack Fox

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1 Year

It might be a bit late, but today is the one year anniversary of MCERS! Happy Birthday us! Heeheehee, it has been a great year, thanks for reading, and please send asks, that'd be lovely, :)

—Fox

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Decided to attempt digital art for the first time, tried to draw Jack Fox in the artstyle of @hisclockworkservants' SCP drawings, I hope I did their artstyle justice 😅. I realise now that I drew him really scary looking, but I promise he's not that scary, he's completely harmless! tools used were Krita, mouse, and caffeine.

-Jack Fox

[konissan]

The consumer grade tech gods have cursed me just as i understood their words..

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Where does MCERS get funding from?

A handful of volunteers here also work part time jobs, such as engineering, and photography, some of us have savings from our past ventures, which we use to fund MCERS. VIRC is largely funded by very generous loans from a group of suited Italian men. Although, to cut costs, we often procure parts for various machinery through a process we like to call "Tactical Harnessing of Effectively Free Technology", on an unrelated note, ignore it if you hear something digging through something, it's probably just a raccoon.

-Jack Fox

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Kel's intro

hello! I am Kel, I manage this tumblr account and a few other things behind the scenes, I'm from the cork division and you may hear from me a bit, lots of documentation and all. Stay safe out there :]

Sorry it took so long for me to say anything, procrastination got me