kunoichi of the leaf

giant clusterfuck of randomness. i have a second blog for writing, @theshadowkageseditor, and a third blog that i reblog all fics/imagines on called @hey-you-should-read-this. definitely recommend checking it out, pls enjoy. she/her 23/ MDNI header image found on deviantart - made by SpaceRanger21

[youcantproveidied]

I love my grandpa. I think he killed someone once. He's literally my favorite family memeber.

[honey-snail]

I have this little headcanon that Tim Drake takes your last name after marriage. Mostly because he really freaking loves you and finds it more practical. He's always changing his name anyways.

But I think he gets SO much more pathetic about being in love when he's sleep deprived.

Like he's been working the same case for fourteen hours, some new villain trying to make a name for themself. Dick keeps telling him to go home. Jason tells him that they'll take over for a couple hours, so he can get some sleep.

Tim ignores both of them until his forehead finally drops onto the keyboard.

A few seconds pass.

Then, very quietly, very much whining: "I miss my wife."

Dick immediately starts laughing. Jason nearly chokes. Tim lifts his head just enough to glare at them, except his eyes are all glassy and red from exhaustion and his mouth does this tiny miserable wobble pout that makes Dick laugh even harder.

"Oh my god," Dick wheezes. "Are you gonna cry?"

"No." Tim's voice cracks just a little, squeezing his eyes shut to prevent a tear from slipping.

Jason LOSES IT.

"Holy shit, he's actually gonna cry."

"I'm tired," Tim snaps, which would probably sound more threatening if his eyes weren't starting to water. "And I miss my wife. Can you two shut the fuck up?"

Absolutely not. Dick has his phone out. Jason crouches beside Tim making his fist into a mic, "Timothy, can you tell the camera how long it's been since you last saw your wife?"

"Fuck off, Jason."

"Was it hours?"

Tim puts his face back on the keyboard and groans.

"Six."

Dick is crying laughing now.

"Six hours?!"

"I LIKE HER."

Of course they send you the video. Telling you to come get your man before he cries himself to sleep.

[incorrectkakagaiquotes]

Gai: Could you believe it? Right at the buzzer, three points for the win! Kakashi: It was pretty intense. Gai: Yeah, for a minute there I thought you were going to make an expression. Kakashi: I felt one coming on, I won't lie.

[8nin]

so done with tumblr. see u all in two minutes

[studentplum]

[everythingspid3rman]

Peter Parker/Spiderman text post in honor of Brand New Day(coming out today)

[valtsv]

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

[valtsv]

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

[storm-of-feathers]

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

[antiquesintheattic]

we should be getting iced coffee and going to creepy and musty antique stores together why must we be separated by our screens…

[samcormac]

what’s the rush?

[rainwasheseverythingaway]

The time will pass anyway

[calvinandhobbescomic]

[justadreaminghufflepuff]

This comic is genuinely how I remember which is which.

[cowboy]

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

[chilewithcarnage]

[popeyammy]

rest assured every fic prefaced "english is not my first language" will be the juiciest, most poetic, life altering piece of fanfiction you will ever read. you know who you are. and we thank you for your service.

[guiltrose-deactivated20180203]

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: It's unhealthy to eat past 9 PM.

Tim, eating pizza at 3 AM: Oh man, good thing time is an illusion.

[catchymemes]

[ramen8008]

Wonder Woman: Batman, we could make good use of Nightwing with this. Would you call him?

Dick, who's filling in for Bruce as Batman: I'll call him

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Hal: you've gained some muscles

Jason, dressed as Nightwing: I started working out

Hal: Damn. What's the routine cause I just saw you last week and you look completely different.

Jason: steroids

Dick, as batman: *chokes on coffee*

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Superman: We might need someone who's good with guns, hm... Hey Nightwing you're in contact with redhood, right? Could you have him come?

Jason, as Nightwing: ... I don't see why not

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Wonder woman: this security is an issue we need someone who can hack this system long enough for us to get pass

Superman: hey hood, any chance you can give red robin a call?

Tim, with 5 inches of padding, as redhood: on it

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Hal: isn't robin usually with you all?

Flash: yeah we could use him with this one

Superman: Red Robin, would you call in Robin for us?

Damian, in red robin costume: he's dead