♡ Kinky, like a lot. I mean it.
♡ Secretly twisted, they are good at hiding their Ne with some cute Fi-Si, but it's all lies.
♡ Can and will kill you, without a heartbeat, if you hurt their loved ones or an animal.
♡ Will die trying to pet or befriend a wild animal.
♡ If they cook for you AND wash the dishes after that, they love you (can also be platonic/familial love).
♡ Actually, if they move their lazy ass to do any chore at all, they love you.
♡ Wants the sugar but not the daddy. They're probably broke af. (Unless that daddy is a fictional character)
♡ Can have express crushes. Like meeting someone cute on the bus or subway and imagining a life together.
♡ So many languages to learn, but so little time and so much lack of consistency.
♡ During quarantine their lives didn't change at all. May have actually improved with the distancing thing and masks.
♡ Can't watch movies with animals on it (as main characters). The pain it's too much to handle, even if eventually there's a happy ending. Worst if there's not. (I'm looking at you Hachi, mtf I'm still sensitive about it)
♡ WON'T.SHUT.UP about the things they are passionate about it. Their eyes almost have this anime shine on them as they speak. Apparently, despite being annoying it's also considered quite cute.
♡ That time they accidentally stepped on their their pets, twenty five years ago, still hunts them.
♡ That stupid thing they said in fifth grade also hunts them.
♡ Everything hunts them, to be honest. Doesn't know how to give themselves a break despite their preach about compassion.
♡ If xNTP or xSTP, would ask them to join in something crazy that may or may not involve breaking the law, like hunting big foot or trying to get inside area 51, they will do it. No questions asked.
♡ 25 emotions in a day, or dead inside. No in between.
♡ That moment when they kinda break and push aside their emotions, can be oddly terrifying. Like a Volcano, in a bye bye Pompeii style.
♡ Forgetfull Mom friend. Even if they want to avoid it, they can't. The need to protect it's stronger.
♡ Disappears for months, no communication whatsoever. Will come out like if it was yesterday and then disappears again.
♡ Gives fantastic advice, but for their life of them, won't apply it to themselves.
♡ Secretly, won't stop believing in the possibility of a fantasy world that they could go to.
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