Cons of being a northerner: itās cold
Pros of being a northerner: you never need to know a single other topic of conversation. Everything and anything can be about the cold. You donāt even need a personality. Saying hi to a friend? āWow is sure is cold today!ā Confessing to a loved one? āHey I heard the windchill is gonna be -35 tonight. Haha wild!ā Been stabbed in the leg and need to make small talk with the paramedic? āHey I didnāt even know I was stabbed, since you know the cold was stabbing me already. Hahaha you feel me. Or not! Weāre numb. Iām gonna Snapchat this with the temperature filter.ā

















