Relax darling...

Kol Mikaelson, no need to thank me for existing. (RP//Personal))  Breaking necks

[samulett-blog]

I have a boner.

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

That’s something we all needed to know. 

[samulett-blog]

I’m sorry, but can vampires still get boners? Being dead weight and all. 

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

Bigger than a necklace. 

[samulett-blog]

I have a boner.

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

That's something we all needed to know. 

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

Not impressed. Sorry. 

Wasn’t trying to impress. Just stating facts. 

All I hear is talking but I don't see you leaving. 

[samulett-blog]

Shit you’re not one of those fucking angels are you? I’m tired of meeting them. 

No. I’m a vampire. An original. I could rip your now ‘completely human throat’ right out. 

Well don’t do that. I need it for drinking and eating. 

Or I can just rip out your heart. What does a necklace need with a heart?

I already you. I’m not an necklace anymore. I would like to keep my heart inside of me thank you. 

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

You don’t seem that afraid of me. Maybe it’s because your tiny brain hasn’t developed yet. 

[samulett-blog]

Vampire or not, you still look wimpy. I can’t be afraid of that. I’ve seen worse. 

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

You’re a necklace. What have you ever seen outside the breasts of some girl?

[samulett-blog]

Demons. Vampires (ones that already make you look wimpy). Angels. Shapeshifters. Tricksters. Ghouls. Ghosts. The list goes on. 

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

Not impressed. Sorry. 

[samulett-blog]

Shit you’re not one of those fucking angels are you? I’m tired of meeting them. 

No. I’m a vampire. An original. I could rip your now ‘completely human throat’ right out. 

Well don’t do that. I need it for drinking and eating. 

Or I can just rip out your heart. What does a necklace need with a heart?

I already you. I’m not an necklace anymore. I would like to keep my heart inside of me thank you. 

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

You don’t seem that afraid of me. Maybe it’s because your tiny brain hasn’t developed yet. 

[samulett-blog]

Vampire or not, you still look wimpy. I can’t be afraid of that. I’ve seen worse. 

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

You're a necklace. What have you ever seen outside the breasts of some girl?

[cooperrivernight]

If I had one night alone with you... (In my ask)

[samulett-blog]

Shit you’re not one of those fucking angels are you? I’m tired of meeting them. 

No. I’m a vampire. An original. I could rip your now ‘completely human throat’ right out. 

Well don’t do that. I need it for drinking and eating. 

Or I can just rip out your heart. What does a necklace need with a heart?

I already you. I’m not an necklace anymore. I would like to keep my heart inside of me thank you. 

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

You don't seem that afraid of me. Maybe it's because your tiny brain hasn't developed yet. 

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

Who are you?

[samulett-blog]

I’m Samulet. You can call me Sam for short.

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

What kind of name is Samulet? Did your parents have a death wish or just loathed you?

[samulett-blog]

It’s…

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

*Laugh* I’m not friendly. You have no idea who you are talking to, you piece of jewelry 

[samulett-blog]

Well you look like a pretty wimpy guy who needs friends so that’s what I guessed. I’m completely human now, try a different insult please. 

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

But I’m not completely human. *smirk* In fact, I’m not human at all. 

[samulett-blog]

Shit you’re not one of those fucking angels are you? I’m tired of meeting them. 

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

No. I’m a vampire. An original. I could rip your now ‘completely human throat’ right out. 

[samulett-blog]

Well don’t do that. I need it for drinking and eating. 

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

Or I can just rip out your heart. What does a necklace need with a heart?

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

Who are you?

[samulett-blog]

I’m Samulet. You can call me Sam for short.

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

What kind of name is Samulet? Did your parents have a death wish or just loathed you?

[samulett-blog]

It’s…

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

*Laugh* I’m not friendly. You have no idea who you are talking to, you piece of jewelry 

[samulett-blog]

Well you look like a pretty wimpy guy who needs friends so that’s what I guessed. I’m completely human now, try a different insult please. 

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

But I’m not completely human. *smirk* In fact, I’m not human at all. 

[samulett-blog]

Shit you’re not one of those fucking angels are you? I’m tired of meeting them. 

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

No. I'm a vampire. An original. I could rip your now 'completely human throat' right out. 

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

Who are you?

[samulett-blog]

I’m Samulet. You can call me Sam for short.

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

What kind of name is Samulet? Did your parents have a death wish or just loathed you?

[samulett-blog]

It’s…

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

*Laugh* I’m not friendly. You have no idea who you are talking to, you piece of jewelry 

[samulett-blog]

Well you look like a pretty wimpy guy who needs friends so that’s what I guessed. I’m completely human now, try a different insult please. 

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

But I'm not completely human. *smirk* In fact, I'm not human at all. 

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

Who are you?

[samulett-blog]

I’m Samulet. You can call me Sam for short.

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

What kind of name is Samulet? Did your parents have a death wish or just loathed you?

[samulett-blog]

It’s...

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

*Laugh* I'm not friendly. You have no idea who you are talking to, you piece of jewelry 

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

samulett started following you

Who are you?

[samulett-blog]

I’m Samulet. You can call me Sam for short. 

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

What kind of name is Samulet? Did your parents have a death wish or just loathed you? 

[samulett-blog]

It’s my name and I don’t have any parents. I used to be a necklace owned by Dean Winchester but then one day I sprouted some human parts plus a dick. 

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

That's very interesting and all but why are you here?

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

samulett started following you

Who are you?

[samulett-blog]

I’m Samulet. You can call me Sam for short. 

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

What kind of name is Samulet? Did your parents have a death wish or just loathed you? 

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

Bite me? Please?

I have to get to know you first. 

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

Hello love, it's been too long.

It has...sorry for the late reply love, I'm back now however. 

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

samulett started following you

Who are you?

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

Sorry for my absence...but I'm back ;)