I'm the Samulet

I used to be Dean Winchester's necklace, but now I have a dick.

[samulett-blog]

OOC: I'm about to die on the floor and burst into flames. What is sleep.

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thehunternamedwinchester started following you

[samulett-blog]

Well you were. I was saying that you’ve learned from me.

Nice save. 

[jareththeglitterking]

So about those beers. Still want to get them?

[samulett-blog]

Hell yeah

[samulett-blog]

I have a boner.

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

That’s something we all needed to know. 

[samulett-blog]

I’m sorry, but can vampires still get boners? Being dead weight and all. 

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

Bigger than a necklace. 

[samulett-blog]

Over the thousands or whatever years you've been wasting space on this Earth, I think your dick is still probably small. 

[samulett-blog]

thehunternamedwinchester started following you

[samulett-blog]

Well you were. I was saying that you’ve learned from me.

Nice save. 

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[samulett-blog]

I have a boner.

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

That’s something we all needed to know. 

[samulett-blog]

I'm sorry, but can vampires still get boners? Being dead weight and all. 

[samulett-blog]

thehunternamedwinchester started following you

[jareththeglitterking]

By the way…you better hope the Impala doesn’t turn human like I did. Unless she’s hot. 

I don’t think baby will turn human anytime soon.

[samulett-blog]

If I had a brain back then, I would have thought me turning human was impossible. And well here we are now…

[jareththeglitterking]

True. How long you been human?

[samulett-blog]

A few weeks. Now I understand why you like girls so much. 

[jareththeglitterking]

-smiles- Ah you do. Well you’re certainly my Samulet.

[samulett-blog]

I'm your Samulet again?

[samulett-blog]

I have a boner.

[samulett-blog]

thehunternamedwinchester started following you

[jareththeglitterking]

By the way…you better hope the Impala doesn’t turn human like I did. Unless she’s hot. 

I don’t think baby will turn human anytime soon.

[samulett-blog]

If I had a brain back then, I would have thought me turning human was impossible. And well here we are now…

[jareththeglitterking]

True. How long you been human?

[samulett-blog]

A few weeks. Now I understand why you like girls so much. 

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Reblog if it's okay to violate your ask box.

[fleetingandfiery]

I welcome it

[samulett-blog]

[kooooooooooooooooooooooool-blog1]

Not impressed. Sorry. 

Wasn’t trying to impress. Just stating facts. 

All I hear is talking but I don’t see you leaving. 

[samulett-blog]

Maybe I'm too lazy to move. 

[samulett-blog]

thehunternamedwinchester started following you

[jareththeglitterking]

By the way…you better hope the Impala doesn’t turn human like I did. Unless she’s hot. 

I don’t think baby will turn human anytime soon.

[samulett-blog]

If I had a brain back then, I would have thought me turning human was impossible. And well here we are now...

[samulett-blog]

thehunternamedwinchester started following you

[samulett-blog]

Well sorry about that. How’d you turn human anyways?

I don’t know. I woke up completely naked in a dumpster. 

[jareththeglitterking]

Well that’s completely normal.

[samulett-blog]

Something tells me you’re being sarcastic. 

[jareththeglitterking]

Oh no. Not me.

[samulett-blog]

Well now that I found you, I have no idea what to do with myself. Beer?

[jareththeglitterking]

Sounds good.

[samulett-blog]

By the way...you better hope the Impala doesn't turn human like I did. Unless she's hot. 

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[minorcharactershavefeelingstoo]

[text] Have you done it yet? We really need to get on with this hunt…

[text] jesus sammy calm down. he just got his jacket off. give him time. he’s intimidated

[text] wait wait gotta go he just took off his pants!

[text] NOT RECEIVED I didn’t need to know that Dean!!!

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[bertinelli]