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So I’ve been meaning to post this since it’s been confirmed, but I will no longer be running the blog out of respect for Jordan and Stefani’s relationship.
It was a good run when it was active, but at least you guys have all the old quality content!
Thank you for being here through this whole ride! It was fun!
Friends or more? Sentence Starters
aka “sometimes i feel like i wanna make out with you is that a friend thing to do?” type of things
(send a name and a sentence)
“You’ve been pouting ever since I went out on that date, what’s up?”
“We always share blankets on the couch, I’m sure sharing the bed for the night is fine too.”
“Your lips are getting really close to mine.”
“I’m not jealous, but, like, come on, movie night is just for me and you only.”
“I dare you to kiss me.”
“No, go on the Ferris Wheel with me, not them.”
“You can share my jacket with me, since you’re shivering.”
“Why is your hand on my ass?”
“Cuddle with me.”
“I just kissed your forehead, chill.”
“Shit, how’d you make me blush like this?”
“Are you trying to turn me on?”
“Let’s hang out, but I’ll pay for everything, and we can go to this fancy restaurant– No, not a date.”
“Okay, I guess this is a date, actually.”
“Stop with the tongue thing, it’s strangely attractive.”
“I keep telling them we’re not dating, but they keep telling me friends don’t normally make out when drunk.”
“I don’t want to be friends with benefits, but I do want something more, I just can’t figure out what.”
“When did you get so beautiful?”
“If you’re going to dress like that, I’m not going to let you out of my sight.”
“Their pick-up line wasn’t as good as any of mine, I’m just saying.”
“No, I don’t know how I got a boner, It just kind of happened! It’s because of how you were eating that ice cream, I bet!”
“I’m holding your hand because the movie is scary, alright? It’s a… Terrifying… Rom-com… ….. .”
“Why’d you let go of me?”
“I accidentally called you my girlfriend/boyfriend today.”
“I kissed you because we were drunk.”
“I kissed you because I didn’t know what else to do.”
“Could you not talk to him/her, please? I think they’re trying to date you.”
“I wish we could stay like this forever…”
“I had this dream where we were dating.”
“I had this dream where you kissed me, and I kind of want to try it now.”
“Why do you always call me when I’m on a date?”
“No, I can’t hang out, I’m on a date and you know that.”
“Okay, maybe I am a bit jealous.”
“Just remember, he/she’s not the one who taught you how to kiss.”
“It’s weird how we’ve been friends for so long, but never went through that ‘crushing’ phase.”
“Maybe I want to kiss you because it’s cold and about to be cuddle season.”
“I say this a lot, but, look, they’re not good enough for you.”
“You’re always wrapping your arms around me in lines.”
“I was listening to that love song, and you came to mind. Weird, right?”
“You know this voucher only works for couples, right?”
“Are you implying that you want to kiss me?”
“Why are you looking at me like that?”
“You’re blushing so hard, all I did was say “I love you” in French.”
“I could get used to waking up next to you, actually.”
“Right… Well… I’m not sure how we ended up kissing like that…”
“I’m personally offended that you didn’t get me to be your fake date.”
“We would make a pretty good couple.”
“The date didn’t go well. Yeah, she/he didn’t like how I kept mentioning all of our adventures.”
“How come I always end up calling you when I can’t fall asleep?”
“Sometimes i feel like i wanna make out with you is that a friend thing to do?”
I kind of want to make a return to this blog and start writing again. It’ll be a slow return and it probably won’t be consistent for a long while, but I want to start posting again.
I’d love to post things like I used to, but I have too much stuff going on right now to do that. Between my job and and working on commissions on my main blog, I’ve been incredibly busy. Especially with my plans to move halfway across the country in roughly six months or so.
I will try and post some things every now and again to bring this blog back to life, but I won’t be taking requests because I just really don’t have the time to write them anymore and I don’t want to leave anyone waiting like I already have and I’m so sorry for that.
I will still be doing ships in the mean time, so always feel free to send me those!
Nowhere Else You’d Rather Be
You sighed as you hugged your pillow for the third night in a row. Jordan was gone on a camping trip and you were left alone in your apartment with the cats. You really wanted to go with him, but it was a business thing and you knew it would be best to stay home. You missed him dearly and you really wanted him to come home and wrap his arms around you.
The past couple months had been hard on you, but with all the events Jordan had going on, you didn’t want him to know something was wrong. You wanted him to have fun and now have to worry about you, but every time he left, the worse you started to feel.
You quietly sobbed as you held your pillow even tighter, trying to stop yourself from crying. As your mind raced, the harder it got to stop yourself and before long you were full on crying. At least Jordan wasn’t around to see you completely break down, even if all you wanted was for him to hold you as you cried.
An hour passed before you finally settled down and started to drift off to sleep. Shepard decided to curl up next to you and you reached over to pet him as you wiped some tears from your eyes. Everything was quiet and you were finally able to relax.
You slept for a couple hours until you felt something beside you. Something bigger than the cats and your heart began to race. Slowly you rolled over to see someone sitting at the edge of the bed, the only light in the room being from a phone they had in their hands. Before you could say anything they stood back up and walked away. You watched them walk out of the room before you slowly got up to follow them.
A smiled grew upon your lips as you watched them wander around the apartment, the cats close behind them, both of which were meowing at them.
“I know you guys missed me, but please stop meowing. I don’t want you guys to wake up, (Y/N).” A soft chuckle escaped from him as one of the cats continued and rubbed against his leg. “I missed you too, Shepard.”
You quietly made your way into the room to stop behind him.
“Did you miss me too?” Jordan turned to you and smiled.
“Of course I did.” Before Jordan could say anything else, you wrapped your arms around him, giving him a tight hug. “I can only guess that you missed me too.”
You slowly nodded as Jordan wrapped his arms around you, leaning down to kiss the top of your head.
“Are you okay?” He asked, as he slowly pulled away from you.
“No, but I’m better now that you’re home.” You smiled as you took his hands in yours. “It’s been a rough week and I’ve just really needed you these past few days.”
“Do you want to talk about it?” He asked with a concerned smile. Slowly you leaned up to kiss him before wrapping your arms around him again.
“No, I just want to fall asleep with your arms wrapped around me right now. I will tell you everything tomorrow, I promise.” Jordan leaned down to kiss the top of your head again.
“Alright, well let me go get changed and then I’ll meet you back in the bedroom.” Slowly the two of you pulled away from each other and he kissed you one last time.
“I love you, Jordan.”
“I love you too, (Y/N).” Slowly Jordan walked away as you made your way back to bed, but it wasn’t long until Jordan crawled into bed with you. You were finally at peace, and even more relaxed than before. Nothing felt better than to fall asleep in the arms of the man you loved and there was no place else you’d rather be.
could I have a both ship ? sorry if this is long ! I'm 5'1 and I have brown hair and brown eyes but I dye my hair a lot ! lowkey chubby ,, my humor is pretty offensive . I don't talk or show emotions around people but if we are pals ill laugh at practically everything around you ! I love video games , reading/writing and art . I don't go out a lot but I would like to ! I stay up all night and sleep in the day whoops . I have anxiety. i get mad pretty easily but I'm chill most of the time ^^
Chilled and... I guess Aleks even though he’s not a Creature anymore...
hello ! are you still running this blog ? if so are ships open ?
I might not run this blog currently, but ships are always open!
Persons A and B are best friends. Person A has recently got out of a bad breakup, and when B is comforting them, they kiss. Person B is not sure how to react, but Person A tells them that they just want to forget (about the breakup). They become friends with benefits and eventually fall in love.
Imagine Person A is taller than Person B. When they kiss, A usually has to bend down. This time, however, A asks B to stand on the stairs. When B does, A kisses B.
Jordaddy's Muscles
SWEET JESUS! I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY!
Assassins!AU - Person A of your OTP is a skilled Assassin with years of experience under their belt. One day, Person B, a fellow Assassin, walks into their house when they found the door slightly ajar. As soon as B walks inside, Person A drops from the ceiling and pins B to the ground, pointing a weapon at B’s nose. A then drops the weapon and proceeds to have a very heated make-out session with B. BONUS: They then have a playfight in order to determine who gets to be the dominant for the ‘session.’
Imagine your favorite character sitting you down on the table and kissing your lips so gently and so rough at the same time. Their hands slide all over your body, wanting to feel every crevice of you, and wanting to get closer to you.
BONUS
your second favorite character walks in, causing you to jump and break the table while falling on top of your fav
Imagine your OTP as the type of couple to text each other when they are literally two feet from each other. Sending cute messages because they are in love so much.
Bonus: Person C usually hangs out with them and sees all this going on, sometimes getting annoyed that they do this on a regular basis. Person C ends up grabbing their phone and texting the both of them to stop with the constant messaging.
Yes but, have you ever noticed how gentle Jordan's voice is.
And how it goes 3 octaves higher when he laughs.
Imagine your otp
Imagine your OTP sleeping in the same bed. Person A who is always on their phone at night, starts to go on their texting app. Person B notices and secretly tries to look over A’s shoulder. Person B then finds that person A is bragging about how amazing B is to their other friends.
“I’m like a fish!”
