mirai

i'm still angry at everyone

[powerfulwizard]

is tumblr making it so the url on your posts change when you change your url? thats gonna ruin a lot of posts where the url is the entire joke

[powerfulwizard]

[thatdumbasschicken]

Tumblr Users: What do you have there?

WordPress: Functional coding!

Tumblr Users: NO!!

[strangehorse]

[ID: reply from lumnch reading ‘watch WordPress ruin this website by making it functional’]

do you remember when they changed the way URLs and reblogs were displayed? now there are just weird joke posts about britney spears floating around that once made sense. went full on ‘don’t open dead inside’ 

[snufkind]

everybody loves to talk about velma and daphne but y’all seem to forget that velma and hot dog water from mystery incorporated were obviously gay

[friendraichu]

h-hot dog water?

[jimhensonreject]

Her name was hot dog water because her father was a carnival owner and they were so poor she had to bath with the used hot dog water. Also she was murdered by Nazi robots under the command of a Hannibal lector bird Scooby Doo influenced by a cosmic embodiment of horror but then brought back to life when Scooby Doo killed it

[crystalistrappedintheinternet]

[charlesoberonn]

Broke: Barbie's many different careers are a way to sell dolls and accessories to little kids.

Woke: Barbie had every single one of those careers and is an immortal timeless being.

Bespoke: Barbie's different careers are different versions of Barbie from across the multiverse who occasionally swap place with each other or combine into one Barbie.

[charlesoberonn]

[princesstadashi]

SO THERE’S SOMETHING Y’ALL SHOULD KNOW ABOUT...

[ginger-le-gay-deactivated202008]

Attack of the clones

[copperbadge]

I have often used Barbie to explain Greek mythology, and people laugh until I explain it, and then they get really serious and thoughtful. 

I say, “The Greeks ascribed aspects to gods. Apollo had many aspects, but all were Apollo. He’s like Barbie that way. She’s an astronaut, a veterinarian, and a rollerskater, but no matter which of those things she is in the moment, she is always still Barbie. She is Barbie in her aspect as.” 

Then people get not only the idea of “aspects” of godhood, but also, well, the changeable yet eternal nature of Barbie. 

[illcebran-deactivated20221104]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS TAKE

[powerfulwizard]

yoda in the originals: hee hee hoo hoo little creature i am. ooooo huuhuhuhu 

yoda in the prequels: backflip i do. responsible for war crimes i am.

[cliopadra]

A small commission comic for @cocoa-and-crepes

They wanted priest Aziraphale getting pranked by Crowley in the confessional via a “raunchy” confession

[danacea-deactivated20240228]

[hackett-out]

me, watching my entire team scatter away from the healer, aka me:

[glossgender-deactivated20200405]

i am no longer baby i want power

[dankmemeuniversity]

[capacity]

what’s he so busy doing that he can’t like her mf posts.........😒

[theultradork]

lmao they did it again

[kadywicker]

god remember that cursed tumblr phase where thered b like. personifications of websites constantly. and every personification would be white except for like, youtube or some shit. and tumblr would be a pale white girl with blue hair and a tardis sundress. deviantart was some scene kid, always. inevitably ppl would ship like google x wikipedia who were both white men with some 500 word fic in the comments followed by ship fanart. 

this concept was also applied to things like planets and fast food chains and really anything else

[thivus]

remember when ppl shipped tumblr chan with 4chan

[zampl]

thank you for reminding me of these i hate it a lot!!

[princelapine-deactivated2025031]

[sour-charity]

I love seeing this shit as someone who joined after all this drama. It really is like scrolling through a museum with cursed artifacts

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

Wait shit people were still drawing that ship after “normies” became a term? Jesus that’s more terrifying than being reminded of that phase at all

[evilthotiana]

THIS IS IT THIS IS THE FUCKING PICYURE

[confield]

looks like its been eaten by maggots and dust and shit. fossil fanart

[thomasthetalkingengine]

A thrilling saga from my school

[1989nihil]

at least they now have two seperate witness accounts that a squirrel took their homework, should their teacher not belive this story.

[seal-of-unknown]

me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please

a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself

[manticoreimaginary]

New Zealand’s new water safety mascot is amazing and his instagram is a gift

[spybrarian]

OKAY I just noticed the thing @manticoreimaginary FORGOT TO MENTION is that his name is the Swim Reaper.

[addikted-2-dopamine-deactivated]

I LAUGHED SO HARD

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

cain saying “am i my brother’s keeper” right after he killed him is so funny. it’s GOD. he SAW THAT

[casanova-lives]

You ever tried lying to am omniscient being? The balls on that man. The misplaced confidence.

[webscene-remade]

filling out the depression and anxiety checkboxes at the doctors is always so sad but also very very funny

[webscene-remade]

I am handed a piece of paper. I check off a box that says “every day I wish I were dead.” I hand back the paper. The paper and its contents are never again discussed.