Melancholy Princess

"Her wings are cut and then she is blamed for not knowing how to fly." Rock save the Queen Capricorn ☀, Cancer 🌚, Libra ☝ 1-800-CATS

[ateristis]

[acchronychal]

“Hold the fuck up.” I say. I am the fuck up. Please hold me.

[beefyrat-deactivated20190401]

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

[56blogsstillcrazy]

Black women something amazing

[rynofslytherin-deactivated20211]

Okay, but what professor was such an asshole that they wouldn’t let a woman in labor do a makeup exam? You know someone said some shit and she felt like she HAD to do that exam, labor or no.

[writingjenna]

OK true story from one of my professors:

She got pregnant while getting her PhD. Not planned, but it would work out that she would do her lit review (where she had a massive list of books she had to spend two hours talking about) a month before her baby was due. Plenty of time, right?

Well, her daughter came a month early. On the day that she scheduled her lit review. So she’s in labor with a baby that’s four weeks early, she calls up her male professors that are going to be doing her lit review, and they say that squeezing a human being out of your vagina isn’t a good enough reason to cancel. She can’t reschedule, they’ll just fail her. And my professor will have none of that. They agree to have the lit review at the hospital, but they kick out all nurses and doctors because you can’t have anyone else in the room. (like the nurses are really going to be secret undercover English professors who will whisper to her answers about Virginia Woolf). So for two hours while my professor was in labor, these male professors are hounding her about early 20th century British literature and the nurses are just about losing it and as soon as it’s finish they rush back in to make sure everything is okay. And the best part of it is that my professor was so focused, so determined to pass and not let her 5 years of work end in a failure, that she says she didn’t feel any pain for those two hours. WHILE IN LABOR.

[the-freckled-feminist-deactivat]

Fucking men. Seriously.

[yarter-deactivated20170523]

YOU CAN’T TELL ME NOTHING BLACK WOMEN ARE JUST SUPERHEROES

[theinturnetexplorer]

[sam-the-cat-lady]

WATER

EARTH

Fire

AIR

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avacatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I adopted the new Avacatar, a catbender named Steve. And although his felinebending skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone. But I believe Steve can save the world.

[caringconservative-blog]

this is the greatest thing ever

[your-uncle-dave]

I BELIEVE STEVE CAN SAVE THE WORLD

[theladyintweed]

[27-cents]

x

[coolartefact]

Two-handed sword that belonged to the Bavarian Prince-Elector Maximilian II, 1689.

Source: https://imgur.com/fnRPbW1

[official-johnny-joestar]

What stat requirements do you need to use it

[thebookwormfairy]

[nostraights]

Ya kno i cant risk this

[chalecus]

I NEED THE MONEH U KNOW

[goodenoughforjazz]

i used to work at Denny’s and honestly i served the weirdest people like this one time these two really stoned guys came in and when they were ordering their drinks the one guy was like “i would like a coke with exactly 6 ice cubes” and i actually counted out 6 and brought him his drink and when he saw that there was actually exactly 6 ice cubes he just stared at me for an uncomfortably long time and also he tipped me 20 dollars

[seveneigths]

instead of "Ask me", I want you to tell me your story

Tell me about:

Why you’re single

How’s your relationship going?

What do you dream about at night?

What are you afraid of?

What’s your favorite song?

Tell me about the book you’re reading

A poem or song lyric that won’t leave your head

Tell me about your secret crush

Where would you go if money wasn’t an issue

What’s your deepest wish

Do you believe in magic?

Tell me a ghost story

What’s the weirdest thing that has happened to you?

What do you need to get off your chest?

What are you mad about?

What are you excited about?

Are you afraid for the future?

Fill my Ask Box

[manganow]

Mizutama Honey Boy

[chloereneeeee-blog]

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they can’t get that high.

[attheballet]

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

[blossombombshells]

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

[lieutenantmkilla-blog]

u wanna fucking go

[neenya]

here for this fight

[the-cuddly-punk]

How do you know a soprano is at your door?

She can’t find the key and doesn’t know where to come in

[fawnmother1-deactivated20161019]

[rainbowbarnacle]

[mal-a-chi-deactivated20190904]

I know nothing of singing, but I still find this hilarious

[itwaslightcreamcheese-deactivat]

Takes me straight back to that choir room I swear

[boggblog]

how do you know an alto is at your door?  you dont, they cant get high enough to reach the doorbell, and they’re too low to ask for help, or a stool. 

[chloereneeeee-blog]

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they can’t get that high.

[attheballet]

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

[blossombombshells]

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

[lieutenantmkilla-blog]

u wanna fucking go

[neenya]

here for this fight

[the-cuddly-punk]

How do you know a soprano is at your door?

She can’t find the key and doesn’t know where to come in

[fawnmother1-deactivated20161019]

[rainbowbarnacle]

[mal-a-chi-deactivated20190904]

I know nothing of singing, but I still find this hilarious

[itwaslightcreamcheese-deactivat]

Takes me straight back to that choir room I swear

[boggblog]

how do you know an alto is at your door?  you dont, they cant get high enough to reach the doorbell, and they’re too low to ask for help, or a stool. 

[morphball]

[drunkpalebitch]

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[maruti-bitamin]

galaxy witch

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[ene-chan-love]

Haven’t You Heard? I’m Sakamoto (坂本ですが？) from Animage Magazine 2016 July issue.