korse

kjrp lol he/him I'm a minor!! don't be weird that's all, keep running

[kors3]

I'm korse (he/him) I work for better living industries trying to exterminate the killjoys and the girl

Keep running

So... 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 asks are ok but don't take it too far because I'm under 18, just know the limit <3

Ooc posts will be in blue

That's all

[val--velocity]

I KNOW HOW TO STOP KORSE!!!!

1. Find his base.

2. Sneak in a paper advertising free hip replacements (he old as fuck so it's the PERFECT trap)!

3. Have the paper give directions straight to a sand pit full of venomous snakes. 🐍

Boom. No more Ugly-Grandpa-With-A-Gun.

- StarKiller💫

I think Korse already died or some shit I don't know I haven't heard from him in like a gazillion years but a flaw in this plan is that Cherri Cola is also old as fuck and in need of a hip replacement so what if he falls for it

[kors3]

I'm not that old, fuck you

[kors3]

I’m reporting you to your manager for swearing and they’re gonna kill your boyfriend

FUCK- I MEAN-

[kors3]

Why are the oranges called orange but a apple is not called a red

Because fuck you n

[p4rty-p0is0n-deactivated2026033]

@kors3

I know what you are

[kors3]

?

[kors3]

polishes your head until it shines like a mirror

What did I do to deserve this?

[kors3]

*glitterbombs you in rainbow glitter because you’re gay and it’s pride month*

I hate my life

[nova-caine-kjrp]

Imagine an exterminator hating life… someone needs to try some whiskey! Or maybe try less sterelax?

[kors3]

Probably both

[nova-caine-kjrp]

Mix them together like a cocktail it’ll fix everything!!

[kors3]

(sighs)

That doesn't sound like a bad idea....

[nova-caine-kjrp]

Think I’ll try something similar one of these days…

[kors3]

I'm fucking with you, you'd die if you drink that

[kors3]

*glitterbombs you in rainbow glitter because you’re gay and it’s pride month*

I hate my life

[nova-caine-kjrp]

Imagine an exterminator hating life… someone needs to try some whiskey! Or maybe try less sterelax?

[kors3]

Probably both

[nova-caine-kjrp]

Mix them together like a cocktail it’ll fix everything!!

[kors3]

(sighs)

That doesn't sound like a bad idea....

[kors3]

*glitterbombs you in rainbow glitter because you’re gay and it’s pride month*

I hate my life

[nova-caine-kjrp]

Imagine an exterminator hating life… someone needs to try some whiskey! Or maybe try less sterelax?

[kors3]

Probably both

[kors3]

*glitterbombs you in rainbow glitter because you’re gay and it’s pride month*

I hate my life

[kors3]

Would you destroy something perfect to make it beautiful?

There's nothing beautiful about imperfection

[kors3]

hits you very gently on the head with a hammer

Was that supposed to hurt?

[kors3]

hows your boyfriend?

You asshole

[kors3]

would you rather piss in the sink…..

……….𝓸𝓻 𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓲𝓼𝓼

........ Who is choosing to sink in the piss?

[kors3]

Totally hypothetically what if they started shooting their way out…

Then I make the dracs fight back

[kors3]

Absolutely hypothetically speaking: what if a group of ‘joys happened to be smuggling stuff out through the lobby to the zones and got spotted haha totally hypothetical…

Well hypothetically if I saw a group of killjoys I'd just brainwash teach them how to be like everybody else

[kors3]

straggot 🫵

What the fuck