I Am Kortfattadhaj

Any pronouns I am concise(except for when I’m not, cause being concise is sooooo boring lol)

[kortfattadhaj]

I’m kortfattadhaj

Im concise (except for when I’m not cause that’s boring)

@the-blahaj

[schlorb]

🎇

👔

👖

🧦

[the-aftonsparv]

👽

👕

👖

🧦

[kortfattadhaj]

🦈

👔

👖

👢👢

[lesbianhouseplant]

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

[lesbianhouseplant]

Please… noo… no 100k…

[the-eldritch-skrackhaj]

@the-purpurhaj

can we get this post to 100k?

@the-blahaj @the-rodhaj @the-gulhaj @4-sc3n3-sh4rk1e @bagarhaj @biblically-accurate-haj @bookworm-haj @brithaj @butiksagarehaj @cardboard-haj @demonhaj @den-av-alla-hajen @dm-haj @gandalf-the-grahaj @gummy-haj @hajtale @halvgudhaj @kortfattadhaj @larryhaj @mintblue-haj @natthaj @official-blahaj-posts @ogiltig-haj @redhoodhaj @regnbagshaj @scoliosis-haj @sibhaj @sleepyhaj @spelutvecklare-haj @spikeplushiehaj @starz-rambles @svard-haj @swimhaj @teto-haj @the-448c-haj @the-aftonsparv @the-anglahaj @the-arohaj @the-attaarmadhaj @the-blahaj @the-blalilahaj @the-brathaj @the-butterhaj @the-crowhaj @the-demonhaj @the-djavulsksilverhaj @the-dovehaj @the-frankenhaj @the-fuchsiahaj @the-grahaj

[bigender-dumpster-fire]

I just searched “gay” instead of “tumblr” what

Edit: 1263 notes?! Wtf guys?! Thanks lol

[nyctosaurid]

vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special

[vampires-official]

official vampire post

[the-anti-vampire-blog]

Really if you think about it, it’s more of an anti-vampire post

[i-give-chess-pieces-to-people]

[ID in alt text]

[the-rodhaj]

I was a vampire once

[the-gulhaj]

I ate a guy once (multiple times)

[regnbagshaj]

…care to elaborate gul?

[the-smolhaj]

did you eat the same guy multiple times or did you eat multiple different guys

[kortfattadhaj]

This is the sorta question people should be asking

[superdupersafeforwork-deactivat]

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

[freelance-fiend]

dort

[ratbastard69420]

Dork

[omegaspoon]

cork

[accidentallyoccidental]

fork

[handageddon]

Folk

[cannibalistic-cucumbette]

Fold

[call-me-frosting-or-not-idc]

Mold

[technologyvoid]

Mood

[luv-vivi]

hood

[lillyofthefern]

Hold

[blizz4rd1203]

Cold

[cannibalcaprine]

Colt

[loth-caatgirl]

cult

[garlicgoyle]

cunt

[gh0kiaha]

Cant

[icyraindrop]

Cane

[thighchomper]

Care

[hadesbestgod]

Core

[bees-with-a-camera]

Cone

[porcelain-sage-deactivated20250]

Came

[bees-with-a-camera]

Tame

[chaos-triangle]

Dame!

[bees-with-a-camera]

Game

[disappointedwaffles]

Fame

[bees-with-a-camera]

Fate

[disappointedwaffles]

Fame

[bees-with-a-camera]

Fate

[disappointedwaffles]

You just said fate lol

I’ll go for date this time

[bees-with-a-camera]

you said fame twice!/lh

Dare

[thedeadskincellsonyourpillow]

Hare

[wheezecheese]

Care

[blaxolt]

cart

[violet-hady]

Can’t.

[the-purpursparv]

oh I have the funniest opportunity. However I will squander it.

Cane

[demonhaj]

Dane

[wrensa-gremlin]

mane

[eatin-bread-n-cryin]

Mate

[the-gronhaj]

made

[the-attaarmadhaj]

Mode

[the-smahaj]

Code

[the-smolhaj]

cone

[kortfattadhaj]

Hone

[birdmans]

[clockworkspider]

@lisxdumbr excuse me as I borrow your tag for a moment, cause we're onto something.

Rent-lowering gunshots aside, I think this highlights a pretty fundamental quality to tumblr memes, which is they're meant to be fun, not funny.

Most Goncharov content aren't funny. They don't make you laugh as an audience. In fact, there's some serious and awe inspiring quality fanarts, music, fanfics, and analysis on a non-existing flim. It's not about making the funniest joke, it's about having fun making the joke.

Tumblr memes aren't meant to entertain a passive audience. The entertainment value is in the participation. And this quality is present in a lot of long-form tumblr memes. Colour theory, urban gothic (short lived but glorious), hawkeye initiative (short lived but glorious), making shitpost arguments into shakespeare, @theshitpostcalligrapher (excuse the tag) and other shitpost calligraphy. A lot of these memes are about taking silly things seriously. And even passively reblogging these memes are about participation. "I can take this seriously too." Or, in Goncharov's case, "yeah I'll help collectively gaslight the internet".

Another big part about sharing it isn't about how funny the joke is, but how impress you are with the effort. As an audience you can feel the love artists/musicians/writers put into their Goncharov fanwork, and can't help but have respect.

This same logic goes for how coffeeshop fics are fun to write, but they aren't funny. The charm for the reader is that someone loved these characters as much as you did.

In contrast, when you look at viral tweets, they're often one-shots. They're very funny and witty but you don't tend to get the same degree of repetition and variations. Because twitter is built for consumption and snappier participation, and the increasingly algorithm-driven navigation makes content more competitive, which means quality lies in individual tweets, and not in the whole phenomenon.

tldr; Tumblr memes/jokes are about how fun they are to make/share. Twitter jokes are about how fun they are to consume.

[tonyglowheart]

THE ENTERTAINMENT VALUE IS IN THE PARTICIPATION!!!!!

[rat-detector-the-14th]

📦

[mahohikaru]

10K notes and I'll post a short story about my OCs

5 notes max + 3 tags max

Have fun

[the-turkoshaj]

@regnbagshaj @the-aftonsparv @the-magentahaj

If you would please screw me over? I promise its angsty~

[the-aftonsparv]

on it boss! @blodhaj get the list please?

[blodhaj]

BLA-

@the-blahaj

@the-rodhaj

@the-gronhaj

@the-gulhaj

@the-svarthaj

@the-rodbrunhaj

@the-grahaj

@the-rodgulhaj

@the-vithaj

@the-magentahaj

@demonhaj

@the-demonhaj

@thedivineguldhaj

@the-smahaj

@the-haj

@the-djavulsksilverhaj

@the-purpurhaj / the-farhaj

@the-purjolokhaj

@brunhaj

@the-turkoshaj

@svard-haj

@ultraviolett-haj

@the-attaarmadhaj

@hajtale / the-litenhaj

@the-448c-haj

@ogiltig-haj

@swimhaj

@the-v1haj

@the-hajhaj

@the-ljushaj

@the-fuchsiahaj

@the-odethaj

@the-arohaj

@the-crowhaj

@the-korallfisk

@scoliosis-haj

@the-valhaj

@gummy-haj

@the-kasmiskhaj

@butiksagarehaj

@the-truth-seekers

@sibhaj

@den-av-alla-hajen

@bagarhaj

@4-sc3n3-sh4rk1e

@gandalf-the-grahaj

@the-frankenhaj

@natthaj

@the-vamphaj

@bookworm-haj

[blodhaj]

-HAJ -

@the-butterhaj

@the-invertedhaj

@the-rymdenhaj

@the-norsehaj

@spikeplushiehaj

@the-aftonsparv

@larryhaj

@regnbagshaj

@blodhaj

@the-tech-priesthaj

@the-mimehaj

@the-smolhaj

@the-failed-ones

@mintblue-haj

@woke-elvis

@the-kirbhaj

@the-jesterhaj

@tankhaj

@brithaj

@dm-haj

@flameshaj

@kortfattadhaj

@cardboard-haj

@the-dovehaj

@the-grahaj

@spelutvecklare-haj

@halvgudhaj

@somnighaj

@the-anglahaj

@the-eldritch-skrackkvinnahaj

@the-turkossmahaj

@the-screenwriting-haj

@the-rutighaj

@the-rosahaj

@the-dinohaj

@starz-rambles

@the-purpursparv

@groenhaj

@sleepyhaj

@the-smattsparv

@the-robohaj

@the-clownhaj

@the-actual-ocean

@the-blahaj

@teto-haj

@the-brathaj

@redhoodhaj

@unregistered-haj

@blahaj-elvis

@jester-presley

[kortfattadhaj]

Aye aye

🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

🦈🇸🇪🦈🇸🇪🦈🇸🇪🦈🇸🇪🦈🇸🇪🦈🇸🇪

[peterquillsuggestion]

this dumb website is in need of some love, so reblog this if you like the person you reblogged it from!!!

[chaoticandlucky]

250 notes and i will delete c.ai

NO TAKEBACKS. ALL I TAKE WITH ME ARE MY OCS IVE MADE. I WILL DEACTIVATE MY CHARACTER AI ACCOUNT GUARANTEED IF/WHEN I HIT 250 NOTES ON THIS POST.

5 notes max per BLOG, not per person (CREATING BLOGS TO DO THIS IS AGAINST THE RULES)

[chaoticandlucky]

Sent this to a friend, adding this to the goals

500 before/on April 9 will have me delete chai as well

[chaoticandlucky]

Ok so we hit 250. Can we hit 500 tho? (Yes)

[the-purpurhaj]

im no longer merciful.

tag list part 1, haj 1 through 50

@4-sc3n3-sh4rk1e @bagarhaj @biblically-accurate-haj @bookworm-haj @brithaj @butiksagarehaj @cardboard-haj @demonhaj @den-av-alla-hajen @dm-haj @gandalf-the-grahaj @gummy-haj @hajtale @halvgudhaj @kortfattadhaj @larryhaj @mintblue-haj @natthaj @official-blahaj-posts @ogiltig-haj @redhoodhaj @regnbagshaj @scoliosis-haj @sibhaj @sleepyhaj @spelutvecklare-haj @spikeplushiehaj @starz-rambles @svard-haj @swimhaj @teto-haj @the-448c-haj @the-aftonsparv @the-anglahaj @the-arohaj @the-attaarmadhaj @the-blahaj @the-blalilahaj @the-brathaj @the-butterhaj @the-crowhaj @the-demonhaj @the-djavulsksilverhaj @the-dovehaj @the-eldritch-skrackhaj @the-emohaj @the-frankenhaj @the-fuchsiahaj @the-grahaj

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

Should we blow up the moon

Yes

No

Voting ended onApr 7, 2025

Reblog for greater sample size.

[batshit-auspol]

We have 24 hours to make this the most voted on poll in Tumblr history

[arodabi]

Sometimes i feel like younger queer kids are getting a bit to bold with openly talking to people they don’t know In The Context Of:

More than once i have had a younger/same age queer person come up to me in public settings and say something about “finding other gays” or clearly clocking me as nonbinary and I’m like :)))))))) hey buddy I’m here with my conservative parents can you fucking not out me :))))))))

Just say you like my outfit or hair and move on, fuck even tell me you like my shoelaces. Don’t call me gay and limp your wrist at me when you don’t even know me? Especially when there’s a bunch of ppl around?

[the-gayest-tuba]

i was out with my ex once when three *very* young queer kids, like thirteen years old, came up to us and asked us “are you guys, you know…” and did the limp wrist thing at us. one of them loudly exclaimed that it was so cool to meet other queer people in real life. this was in public in an unbelievably conservative area - we didn’t even feel safe holding hands because we were surrounded by Mormons. we got lucky that day, but I’m begging y’all to remember that the world doesn’t work like the internet. other queers are real fuckin people. don’t do this shit. OP is right; tell me you like my jacket, or my patches, or the rainbow spokes on my wheelchair, but don’t out either of us!

[life-on-the-spectrum]

This used to be standard operating procedure not even ten years ago: NEVER OUT OTHER QUEERS, even if they’re supposedly already out. Never assume that it’s okay to let third parties know that so-and-so is queer. Ever. You never know when you’ve found the one uncle with the heart condition that they can’t bear to risk telling, or the one neighbor who’s just threatening enough that they don’t mention it around, or even the grandma that they haven’t gotten around to mentioning it to yet. You might have just ruined a very important milestone for someone, or you could have put them at actual risk of harm.

Also… stop freaking assuming. If you don’t see a pride flag on them, please don’t just assume. You can’t tell ANYTHING about a person’s gender or partner preferences by what they’re wearing on any given day, what their hair looks like, or whether or not they’re using makeup. You legit cannot, and you look like a jerk when you try.

[astra-the-dragon]

this is even more important now that Trump is in power.

some people will be choosing to live in the closet and it is not your job to pressure them one way or the other.

protect your lgbtq siblings - honor their choices - and never talk to cops, collaborators, and snitches.

[stele3]

Younger queer people have grown up in a better world, but we’re in a time of backsliding right now. Do NOT out other queer people. Also, I’m not gonna tell you how to present yourselves in public………..but please, I am begging you to re-evaluate HOW safe you are in the current climate.

[kortfattadhaj]

Haj, I am planning an easter meal at my place, please aquire your human form and come to my place anywhere during easter day. Thank you.

AND BRING FOOD!!! LOTS OF FOOD!!!

with love, pur and pur

( @the-purpurhaj )

AYE AYE 🫡🫡🫡

I will bring a tower of croissants, a home-depot-bucket of jelly, and a toaster oven!!!!!!

(toasted croissant* plus jelly is insanely good)

*I’m 1/8 French so nobody’s allowed to say this is heresy**

**Although the sorta French I am is Savoyard and in my joking opinion I think les Savoies*** and other places of l’Arpetanie & the Arpitan language should secede from France, Switzerland, and Italy****

***There are two French provinces(?) that correspond to the region of Savoie; Haute Savoie(the cooler one*****), and Savoie

****Vive les Savoies! Vive l’Arpetanie!

*****Can you guess which one my ancestors are from lol

[philosophershroomie]

5k and I’ll tell my parents I’m queer

(making this an unreasonable amount for obvious reasons. also I don’t expect notes lmao)

umm ten note limit since my phone is exploding- (sorry spammm I really appreciate it though)

[fartdinglebutt]

10K notes and i come out as trans to my parents (tehe unrealistic for a reason 😊😊😊)

(inspo from @madambellepepper lmk if u want me to take this down)

[the-smahaj]

@regnbagshaj @the-purpurhaj

[regnbagshaj]

hehehehehe shork attack >:3

@the-blahaj

@the-rodhaj

@the-gronhaj

@the-gulhaj

@the-svarthaj

@the-rodbrunhaj

@the-grahaj

@the-rodgulhaj

@the-vithaj

@the-magentahaj

@blalilahaj

@demonhaj

@the-demonhaj

@thedivineguldhaj

@the-smahaj

@the-haj

@the-djavulsksilverhaj

@the-purpurhaj

@the-purjolokhaj

@brunhaj

@the-turkoshaj

@svard-haj

@ultraviolett-haj

@the-attaarmadhaj

@the-litenhaj

@the-448c-haj

@ogiltig-haj

@swimhaj

@the-v1haj

@the-hajhaj

@the-blavingad

@the-ljushaj

@the-fuchsiahaj

@the-odethaj

@the-emohaj

@biblicallyaccurateangel-haj

@the-arohaj

@the-crowhaj

@the-korallfisk

@scoliosis-haj

@the-valhaj

@gummy-haj

@the-kasmiskhaj

@butiksagarehaj

@the-truth-seekers

@sibhaj

@den-av-alla-hajen

@bagarhaj

@4-sc3n3-sh4rk1e

@gandalf-the-grahaj

@the-frankenhaj

@natthaj

@the-vamphaj

@bookworm-haj

@the-butterhaj

@natthaj

@biblically-accurate-haj

@the-invertedhaj

@the-rymdenhaj

@the-norsehaj

@spikeplushiehaj

@the-aftonsparv

@starz-rambles

@larryhaj

@the-purpursparv

@the-rod-katthaj

@the-farhaj

@mintblue-haj

@the-smolhaj

@groenhaj

[the-smolhaj]

hello

[the-aftonsparv]

sigh the only reason i want to be a biology major is so that i can billow my lab coat dramatically in the wind as i stalk across a dark stormy courtyard after mixing a potion of two hydrogen and one oxygen and god forbid, drinking it

[the-aftonsparv]

was reminded of this post and i stand by it. yes that’s not biology. yes that’s not how chemistry works. no i do not give a shit.

[kortfattadhaj]

Lol I wanna do biology cause it’s biological or something idk it’s just alluring…

But ofc so is history and anthropology and neurology so fudge what am I gonna do?!

[the-grahaj]

Happy april fools , for this special day everyhaj (including no hajs , just say every haj for the trill of it) can get a free drawing... tough the effects of that drawing... may not be what they expect

[brunhaj]

Hmmmm sure

[kortfattadhaj]

Hmmmmm sure

[the-grahaj]

Fewer pixels

Close up

[kortfattadhaj]

ITS PERFECT

Can I use it for my profile photo please

[the-grahaj]

Yes you can :D

[kortfattadhaj]

HECK YEAH 🤘🤘🤘🎸🎸🎸