a symphony of death, oh my!

kovu, what a guy. The name is Kovu, son of Zira. Nineteen years old and the younger brother to Nuka and Vitani. Don't think that means I can't take care of myself. I was raised to handle anything life throws my way and Auradon isn't going to be an exception though to be honest, this place doesn't seem as bad as Mom said it would be. that's my lullaby. 🦁 🦁 🦁

[kovukiwa]

text $ casvu

Casper: DUUUUUUUDE free cupcakes at the bakery todayyyy!

Kovu: Go get your sugar's worth, then. Might as well have an excuse as for why you're so hyper :-p I wish it was free muffins instead. Cupcakes are 100% sugar.

[kovukiwa]

↳INSTAROYAL @KOVUKIWA UPLOADED A NEW PIC!

I’m basically color-blind, is this close enough to orange to count?

↳ VIEW ALL COMMENTS

[kovukiwa]

casperlocke‌:

Hey! I was just thinking of having fun! And I know tons of people that would have fun doing an egg hunt! If I was setting out to plan a prank, you know it’d be the best thing you’d ever seen.

Yeah, babies would be having fun doing an egg hunt maybe, not grown-ass adults. I'm just starting to lose faith in you, that's all. No big deal.

[kovukiwa]

abigailtremaine‌:

I didn’t know blindness like… healed like a scab or something. You learn something new every day. Or probably not, but every once in a while at least. First of all, I don’t talk to or about people like that. But second of all… Why would telling Kiara automatically equal her dad finding out? Does she have people spying on her or are you just a weirdo?

I'm not a doctor but I assume sometimes the shit blinding you flushes out eventually? I've seen it on shows or whatever, but I know they aren't accurate, so who knows. I wasn't calling you a snitch, I just needed to say it. And I didn't mean it like that. It's just that if her dad does find out, I don't want her to get in trouble because she knew and didn't stop it. Last thing I need is to get him mad at me for "making his daughter keep secrets from him" or whatever.

[kovukiwa]

TEXT ✉️ & KOVIRA

Hasira: I guess it'd be out of the question to get their opinions on it then.

Hasira: Well we can't just give up on our parents, they deserve a second chance.

Kovu: Yep.

Kovu: I know. This was my idea, you don't have to convince me into it. I'm just saying we need to be cautious, not that we need to scrap the whole thing. We need to talk to FG and we need enough VKs on the side of trying to magic somebody good.

[kovukiwa]

text ✉⁇ kova

Nova: I DO SAY SO AND I HAVE A BRILLIANT CORRECT BRAIN!

Nova: (👿👿👿)

Nova: People totally get crazy ideas from TV! That's why anytime a show has an episode with like suicide or something in it they have a suicide hotline at the end and are like OUR CHARACTER DID THIS BUT IT ISN'T THE ANSWER! Him being a plant is funnier though! Let me dream the dreams I dream, man!

Nova: WHAT IF THE FRYING PANS ARE SECRETLY BOMBS???

Kovu: ARE YOU ADMITTING TO BEING A NERD RN? IS THAT WHAT'S HAPPENING?

Kovu: That's different though, suicide is contagious or something. Cheating isn't. You can dream whatever dreams you want, MY THINKING THEY'RE FAKE DREAMS SHOULDN'T STOP YOU.

Kovu: THAT'S A LITTLE BETTER. BUT THEN YOU'D ONLY NEED ONE, NOT A PILE.

[kovukiwa]

margotfacilier‌:

Demanding things can also equate to begging, if you think about it. 

And you're doing neither right now. I'm waiting, Mo.

[kovukiwa]

casperlocke‌:

I mean, there’s no rule saying you have to join, because there’s no rules!  But it’s a lot of fun so you’re missing out!

Yeah, no, I’m really not. The alternative is way funnier. Imagine all these prissy types complaining about the stink in the air for weeks to come. I’m starting to think you’re losing your pranking skills, since the thing you set up apparently by accident is better than what you planned. 

[kovukiwa]

jimdubs‌:

Well, then maybe your boo doesn’t light up your world like nobody else, or flip her hair and make you overwhelmed, or smile at the ground so it ain’t hard to tell she don’t know she’s beautiful.

Since… according to the internet, God Is A Woman. She does some random hybrid stuff a lot but that’s the first one the GA accepts as rapping.

See, that’s the thing. My boo does know she’s beautiful, and she’s unapologetically fierce in everything she is and does and I wouldn't have it any other way. Those 1D dudes are real weird for being into a girl because she's insecure and easy pickings, just saying. 

Damn. That's so weird. It's so easy to think of her as the one less one less problem girl still but better she rap than Iggy, I guess.

[casperlocke]

So since I didn’t see anything about an official one, I went ahead and hid a bunch of eggs around campus! But find them quick! I used real ones, not the plastic ones. The only rule is there are no rules! And the hunt begins…. NOW!

[kovukiwa]

Not gonna lie, trying to find them sounds like a lot of work and it'll be way more funny to let all the eggs rot and stink up the school so that's what Imma do.

[kovukiwa]

abigailtremaine‌:

Oh, that’s brutal, I like it. I wonder if that stuff getting into someone’s eyes would make them blind. We could be giving someone life with an eye patch, sweet. Oh yeah? What about wrecking the next cotillion instead? It’s not like we don’t have about 84 of them a year.

Maybe blind for like a week. Its not like its acid or something. I feel like it's been a billion years since I've been involved in wrecking shit around here. I'm down if you don't tell Kiara. I don’t need to give her dad more reasons to hate me.

[kovukiwa]

text ✉⁇ kova

Nova: SOMETHING OUT OF THIS WORLD AWESOME!

Nova: (Because I said so)

Nova: Duuuuuh, I was trying to give examples of other places they could have learned behaviors. They could have learned them from TV too :-p CHAD TRIED TO MAKE DOLLS OF HIMSELF I FEEL LIKE THAT'S A SIGN THAT HE'S A PLANT!

Nova: I'LL BURY YOU IN A PILE OF FRYING PANS THEN.

Kovu: IF YOU SAY SO

Kovu: Oh well then fuck that LOL

Kovu: TV doesn't effect people that bad, does it? Or else Auradon would be a lot more dramatic and annoying than it already is. And don't get me wrong, it is both of those things, but not as much as TV. I THINK IT MEANS HE'S JUST NARCISSISTIC BEYOND BELIEF BUT OKAY.

Kovu: YOUR THREATS ARE GETTING REPETITIVE, I'M NOT SCARED OF FRYING PANS ANYMORE AS A RESULT :-p

[kovukiwa]

margotfacilier‌:

I’m actually just going to beg for you to never call me “Mo” ever again. 

Alright then, beg.

[kovukiwa]

jimdubs‌:

Dude, you’re killing me here! What Makes You Beautiful is a masterpiece of epic proportions. They’ve only got a handful of other songs that fun that come out after that – Best Song Ever, Perfect, One Thing. Their cute stuff’s where it’s at, when they tried to get all deep and serious they kinda stopped making sense a little bit. 

Well we are now! If Ariana Grande can do it so can Jimmy Dubois.

A masterpiece? I guess, if it hangs in the Museum of Making Money. It's got all the right ingredients for that but I don't know, I don't feel anything when I listen to it except for embarrassment, and if I ever had to serenade my boo with a song, it sure as hell wouldn't be one of those.

Ariana Grande raps now?! Since when?

[kovukiwa]

Long walks on the beach or in the forest?

The forest. I’m not into the ocean like that. Plus, me and my girl @kiara-adebowale are good at hikes so that makes it a no brainer.

[margotfacilier-blog]

Since none of you seem to be able to mind your business, I now have to torture myself and put on a jacket even if the weather doesn’t call for it. If you see bruises on me, don’t ask. It’s like none of you know the first rule of fight club. 

[kovukiwa]

Wow, what a martyr. I don't think anyone was even paying attention to you before you called yourself out like this, Mo. Its like you're begging for people to ask what happened.

[kovukiwa]

abigailtremaine‌:

Sand hurts more than dirt; worms made that shit too soft, dude! I don’t even remember, it was that stupid. I think it was probably copying Carrie? But meh. Not worth remembering now. 

Okay then, chili flakes! That shit has got to hurt more than dirt or sand, right? If it gets in their eyes or nose. And wow, if it isn't even worth remembering that sounds lame. Wrecking the prom would be way easy. I bet I could wreck a prom with like one day to prepare, without ripping off Carrie in any way whatsoever.