last night my friend drunkenly ran up to a stranger smoking a cig and naturally asked for one. so like the bum i am,i followed suit, taking my time of course.
SARAH: heeyyyy! can i have a Cigarette?!!!? ;)))
Rando #1: only if you give me a smile
***my eyes rolled so hard that i thought i was at burning man.
#1 handed,an already smiling, sarah the cig as she introduces herself to the three gentlemen standing there. i interrupt as the 4 talked about sarahs dimples
ME: im not going to smile buuuuut she will, may i have a cigarette?
Rando#2: no you probably have a pretty smile. lets see it?
ME: how about we see yours?
Rando #2 begins to smile as #1 hands me the goods. #2 is standing there lighter in hand ready to light me up but i take it and light it myself. which, i can tell, sparks interest from the third, ten points. he was the most attractive of the group. he shakes my hand and introduces himself but my ears are just as loose as my lips, if not looser. the conversation turned out the way they always do and we parted ways for the night.
but it had me thinking, why did they think telling a lady to smile is "Cute" or whatever? i mean is it? am i the odd one out in this. sarah scales were obviously tipping the opposite way. they weren't assholes, maybe a lil cringe but who isn't. maybe i just dont like to be hit on by men?? i just dont like being made to feel like im just here to be a filler to look at. but i dont know. something isnt clicking to me like why wouldn't you just say/do something that would invoke a smile instead of telling someone to do so. wouldn't that make more of a mark. i dont get it. ugh plus dont tell me how to feel bitch. like damn, i dont mean to be bitter or whateva but come the fck on.
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