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[horrificmemes]

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-Submitted by Anonymous

[rpidasgalaxias]

Starters do ‘’Esteriotipando’’ do Maicon Küster Parte 1

‘‘A rave é um lugar de muito amor.’‘

‘‘Ow, dá um pouco dessa água aí velho!’‘

‘‘A nossa sociedade é uma droga.’‘

‘‘O café é uma droga.’‘

‘‘Só porque eu curto usar um sintético nas festas que quê eu tenho de diferente de quem come fast fodd?’‘

‘‘Foi amor à primeira vista, tá ligado?‘’

‘‘Todo mundo em volta tava drogado.’‘

‘‘Que cê tá falando cara?’‘

‘‘Eu vivo a rave, cara.’‘

‘‘Tu não faz nada da vida?’‘

‘‘Sou amante da natureza.’‘

‘‘Meus pais são ricos.’‘

‘‘A minha energia se conecta com a sua e constrói uma vibração.’‘

‘‘Eu amo acampar.’‘

‘‘A natureza tá em tudo.’‘

‘‘Tá calor pra caralho.’‘

‘‘Você consegue me transferir três mil reais?’‘

‘‘Você não precisa mostrar nada pra ninguém.’‘

‘‘Não é a toa que a cada dia que passa o ser humano está à um passo da auto destruição.’‘

‘‘O ser humano só pensa em destruir.’‘

‘‘Tente alinhar seu chraka com o universo.’‘

‘‘Ou é maconheiro ou vagabundo.’‘

‘‘Legalizar maconha? Tá maluco?’‘

‘‘Por que quê eu não posso ter uma arma?’‘

‘‘Não é arma que mata as pessoas não.’‘

‘‘Pessoas matam pessoas.’‘

‘‘Jovem é uma desgraça.’‘

‘‘Direito humano é pra humano direito.’‘

‘‘Pergunta coisa séria aí caralho.’‘

‘‘Sou totalmente contra a corrupção.’‘

‘‘Tu vem pra cima de mim falar de fake news.’‘

‘‘Vô te expor.’‘

‘‘Isso, vaza mêmo.’‘

‘‘Eu curto uma parada mais jovem.’‘

‘‘O corpo humano feminino tem que admirado por sua naturalidade.’‘

‘‘Geralmente eu tô sempre lutando, sempre militando.’‘

‘‘Meu último relacionamento foi bem conturbado.’‘

‘‘O mundo ideal pra mim é onde as pessoas se interessem mais por arte.’‘

‘‘Eu não aguento mais.’‘

‘‘Vida? Que vida? Eu não tenho vida.’‘

‘‘Ai meu Deus, quero uma coxinha.’‘

‘‘Depois? Pff, tem depois?’‘

‘‘Cê acha que eu tenho tempo pra pensar no futuro?’‘

‘‘Cê não acha que tá reclamando demais?’‘

‘‘Você realmente acha que é fácil?’‘

‘‘Tu tá numa posição privilégiada.’‘ 

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thmoonchild‌:

      ❛ anemia ferropriva é o tipo mais comum e tem que comer alimentos com ferro. e você tem uma cara de meio doente. ❜ parou para responder a segunda pergunta. ❛ tem… ❜ ergueu os dedos da mão para contar. ❛ não sei. deve ter sido entre os testes 36 e o 39.  ❜

--- Meio doente foi muito educado da sua parte. --- Até porque ele se considera muito doente. --- Você ganhou anemia em meio de testes?

[edenmemes]

the witcher (show) starters

❝ victimhood is not your colour. ❞

❝ you can’t outrun destiny just because you’re terrified of it. ❞

❝ your job is to control chaos, not to succumb to it. ❞

❝ you don’t deserve the air you breathe. ❞

❝ not a single person alive looks in the mirror and doesn’t see some form of deformity. ❞

❝ you lie, you keep secrets. you succumb to emotion and weakness. ❞

❝ not answering questions is part of your brooding pillar of charm. ❞

❝ you’re just mad because you lost your chance to be beautiful. ❞

❝ you smell of death and destiny, heroics and heartbreak. ❞

❝ there’s no power in puppeting fools. ❞

❝ i’ll leave that for someone who gives a shit. ❞

❝ i need to get back to my horse. ❞

❝ your will to live is strong. ❞

❝ i’m still not enough. even for you. ❞

❝ need a hand? i’ve got two. ❞

❝ my men will kill you. ❞

❝ i’m here to drink alone. ❞

❝ go. on your own or at the end of a rope, your choice. ❞

❝ do you know how many people wouldn’t blink if you died? ❞

❝ you weren’t taking control. you were losing it. ❞

❝ people call you a monster too. ❞

❝ i’ve waited all these years for you to admit we’re made for each other. ❞

❝ if only you could tell between friend or threat. do you even know the difference anymore? ❞

❝ when you live as long as i do, all the names sound the same. ❞

❝ were you in love? ❞

❝ this place isn’t safe when you’re alone. ❞

❝ the only thing you do quickly is flee. ❞

❝ even if you were a beauty, still, no one would love you. ❞

❝ not a happily ever after after all. ❞

❝ hm, doesn’t rhyme. all good predictions rhyme. ❞

❝ you are making me uncomfortable. ❞

❝ unchecked kings and queens start massacres. ❞

❝ i just want some damn peace. ❞

❝ i dreamed of becoming important to someone someday. ❞

❝ the only thing special about you is the crown on your head. ❞

❝ what do you long for? fame? money? power? ❞

❝ what? no one mentioned the impending doom part. ❞

❝ true words are rare words. ❞

❝ i want more. i have to be more. ❞

❝ do other women find this coarseness charming? ❞

❝ love casts long shadows. ❞

❝ if she runs, kill her. ❞

❝ don’t give me that look, shitling. ❞

❝ today isn’t your day, is it? ❞

❝ how come when my life comes to shit you’re the one shoveling it? ❞

❝ i know who you are. what you are. ❞

❝ i envy you. to live, and to have no love. ❞

❝ you’d leave a man bound to die in such a dignity? ❞

❝ i loved your mother. ❞

❝ don’t you know who i am? ❞

❝ so that’s all life is to you? monsters and money? ❞

❝ there’s a vortex of fate around us. ❞

❝ is history a wheel doomed to repeat? ❞

❝ the sword of destiny has two edges. ❞

❝ i’ve considered your company and conversation payment enough. ❞

❝ this isn’t who you are. ❞

❝ will you be joining me? ❞

❝ no amount of power or beauty will make you feel worthy of either. ❞

❝ i don’t believe anyone has that power. ❞

❝ nobody smart plays fair. ❞

❝ i won’t listen to a man who pimps the world as some romantic adventure. ❞

❝ a true man would state his desires. ❞

❝ don’t turn this on me. ❞

❝ i want to be powerful. it’s what i’m owed. ❞

❝ that makes sense just as much as it doesn’t. ❞ 

❝ you’re smart, aren’t you? you know everything. ❞

❝ i feel something out there waits for you. ❞ 

❝ please don’t hurt me. i’m lost. ❞ 

❝ i won’t kill you…but you cant stay here. ❞ 

❝ there’s no ‘us’. there’s only me. ❞ 

❝ i’m asking for a teeny-weeny little favor. ❞ 

❝ yeah, you’re probably right. but what if you’re not? ❞

❝ i’m not your friend. ❞ 

❝ you and destiny can both fuck right off. ❞ 

❝ i love the way you just sit in the corner and brood. ❞

❝ i will not suffer tonight sober. ❞ 

❝ pretty ballads hide bastard truths. ❞

❝ i will not involve myself to petty men’s squabbles. ❞

❝ happy childhood makes for dull company. ❞

❝ it’s impossible to be prepared for every battle. keep your sword close, and keep moving. ❞

❝ i see a lot of myself in you. ❞

❝ you can’t change the world this way. ❞

❝ i don’t need anyone. & the last thing i want is someone needing me. ❞

❝ alright, stand close to me and pretend you’re mean. ❞

❝ why are you dressed like a sad silk trader? ❞ 

❝ only one of us will be alive to find out. ❞ 

❝ i stole rather than starve. i killed rather than be killed. ❞ 

❝ i have’t only done good in my life either. ❞ 

❝ it’s like ordering a pie and finding out it has no filling. ❞ 

❝ when i cut my finger i bleed. that’s human, right? ❞ 

❝ they’re rough around the edges but they’re earthling like me. ❞ 

❝ royalty is best endured in small doses. ❞ 

❝ i thought the world needed me too. ❞ 

❝ sometimes, the best thing a flower can do for us is die. ❞ 

❝ handy with a blade. handy with women too. ❞

❝ are you trying to hurt my feelings? ❞

❝ you look like you’ve been through hell. ❞

❝ i can’t do this without you. ❞

❝ you know cautionary tales won’t work on me. ❞

❝ you talk nonsense while making wise and meaningful faces. ❞

❝ the apple never falls far from the tree. ❞

❝ when i go it will be far more dramatic than this. ❞

❝ try not to get any daggers in your back before dawn. ❞

❝ you have your mother’s blood. you’ll be alright. ❞

❝ a great ruler always chooses mercy. ❞

❝ it took two strikes to kill him. they weren’t clean. but they were spectacular. ❞

❝ if i have to choose between one evil and another, i’d rather not choose. ❞

❝ i would do anything to forget who i was. ❞

❝ i have no doubt blood will be spilled here tonight. ❞

❝ there’s a grain of truth in every fairy tale. ❞

❝ people look at you for who you are, not what you can give them. ❞

❝ do you believe in destiny now? ❞

❝ we can leave. we can find a way out. ❞

❝ lovers? fun for a bit, i’ll admit, but all eventually disappoint. ❞

❝ let’s face it, you’re a girl. we’re just vessels. and even when we’re told we’re special, we’re still just vessels…for them to take…and take…until we’re empty…and alone. ❞

❝ people like to invent monsters and monstrosities. then they seem less monstrous themselves. ❞

❝ every time i’m around you i say more in five minutes than i’ve said in weeks. ❞

❝ maybe someone out there will want you. ❞

❝ if you must kill me, i’m ready. ❞

❝ people linked by destiny always find each other. ❞

❝ thank the gods. i might live to see another day. ❞

❝ i was having a rather lovely dream which then turned into a nightmare. ❞

❝ you desperately need money for new clothes.  ❞

❝ more and more, i find monsters where i go. ❞

❝ life is too short. do what pleases you…while you can. ❞

❝ gods you’re pretty. ❞

❝ my lady, i would never degrade your honor in such a way. ❞

❝ my world is cruel. you enter, you survive, you die. ❞

❝ i feel i shall die a broken hearted man. ❞

❝ who slits a man’s throat while he’s relieving his bowels? ❞

❝ why help those who don’t listen? ❞

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thmoonchild‌:

       ❛ não que mesmo? sobra mais então. ❜ mordeu o chocolate. moveu os ombros, não sabe se tem ferro no chocolate. ❛ falando sobre ferro,você também tem anemia? ❜

--- Não me considero muito fã de chocolate. --- Sempre é difícil gostar de comida. --- Eu tenho, descobriu isso só porque perguntei sobre ferro? Desde sempre você tem anemia?

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thmoonchild‌:

      ❛ ferro? não. é chocolate. ❜ ferro usa para bater nos outros. ❛ toma. experimenta. ❜

--- Ah, obrigado, mas então não quero. --- Negou com a cabeça. --- Se esse chocolate tivesse ferro quem sabe, hoje senti que eu estava precisando disso.

[rpidasgalaxias]

Titanic Starters

Tem muita coisa, por isso o Read More

“Hoje é dia do pagamento.”

“Conseguimos (nome).”

“Diz aí quem é o melhor.”

“Acho que tem alguma coisa aqui.”

“Isso não é possível.”

“Isso faz de você a minha melhor amiga.”

“Quer ouvir ou não quer?”

“Não vejo o porque de tanta euforia.”

“Quando não se tem nada, não se perde nada.”

“A vida de alguém aqui está para mudar.”

“Nós somos praticamente da realeza.”

“Conhece alguém?”

“É um desperdício de dinheiro.”

“Eu sou o Rei do mundo.”

“Sabe que eu não gosto disso.”

“Me sentia diante de um grande precipício.”

“Não faça isso.”

Continuar lendo

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thmoonchild‌:

      ❛ faz tanto tempo que não comia algo gostoso assim. ❜

--- Isso tem ferro?

[lilithmemes]

𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒.

these  are  some  of  my  favourite  quotes  i  found  on   pinterest   ,   that  are  either  on  boards  of  mine  or  i’ve  seen  on  friends  their  boards.   feel  free  to  change  pronouns  if  needed.

❛   i  haven’t  met  all  of  me  yet.   ❜ ❛   you  can  forgive  yourself  now.   ❜ ❛   can’t  you  just  leave  me  alone.   ❜ ❛   you’re  really  cute   &   that’s  not  even  the  best  part  about  you.   ❜ ❛   i  wanted  him / her  to  kiss  me.   ❜ ❛   so  ,  good  news  - -   i  saw  a  dog  today.   ❜ ❛   she  didn’t  deserve  death.   i  did  -  i do.   ❜ ❛   i  wish  i  could  just  protect  you  from  everything.   ❜ ❛   you  feel  like  home.   ❜ ❛   i  look  at  you   &   i  just  love  you   &   it  terrifies  me.   it  terrifies  me  what  i  would  do  for  you   ❜ ❛   i’d  probably  still  adore  you  with  your  hands  around  my  neck.   ❜ ❛   no  one  would  hurt  you  again   ,   or  i’d  kill  them.   ❜ ❛   maybe  he  deserves  a  second  chance.   ❜ ❛   people  say  that  i  am  heartless.   ❜ ❛   i  would  destroy  myself  to  fix  you.   ❜ ❛   do  i  disgust  you  ?   ❜ ❛   i  am  not  a  stranger  to  the  dark.   ❜ ❛   i  would  destroy  myself  to  fix  you.   ❜ ❛   what  a  plot  twist  you  were.   ❜ ❛   i  really  just  want  to  lay  with  you   &   hold  you  so  tight   &   make  sure  nothing  bad  happens  to  you  ever  again.   ❜ ❛   you  don’t  know  what  you  got  till  it’s  gone.   ❜ ❛   i’ll  stop  wearing  black   ,   when  they  make  a  darker  colour.   ❜ ❛   i’m  depressed.   i  need  a  cookie.   ❜ ❛   am  i  supposed  to  feel  something  ?.   ❜ ❛   i  wanna  get  in  the  bed   ,   go  to  sleep   &   pretend  this  day  never  happened.   ❜ ❛   i  think  he / she’s  very  lonely.   lonelier  than  he / she  lets  on.   maybe  lonelier  than  he / she  even  realizes.   ❜ ❛   you  are  not  your  father.   ❜ ❛   he / she  is  not  a  villain.  he / she  is  just  a  boy / girl.   ❜ ❛   i  think  i’m  going  to  kiss  you.   ❜ ❛   don’t  give  up  on  me.   ❜ ❛   you  are  enough.   a  thousand  times  enough.   ❜ ❛   do  it  because  they  said  you  couldn’t.   ❜ ❛   you.   it’s  always  you.   ❜ ❛   i  thought  you  were  dead.   ❜

[rpmemes-galore]

Harry Styles   {Sentence Starters}

“I know it’s hard.”

“I’m sorry, by the way.”

“I’m hopeless, broken.”

“Just stop your crying.”

“She’s such a good girl.”

“Just take the pain away.”

“Meet me in the hallway.”

“Is there any more to do?“

“Give me some morphine.”

“Loving you’s the antidote.”

“I’d walk through fire for you.”

“We’re both stubborn, I know.”

“This was all we used to need.”

“We’re not who we used to be.”

“Think I’m gonna stick with you.”

“Tastes so sweet, looks so real.”

“Well, I guess she just found out.”

“This bed was never made for two.”

“Almost over, had enough from you.”

“How could you ever turn her down?”

“Wherever I go, you bring me home.”

“Remember, everything will be alright.”

“I know you were way too bright for me.”

“Hope you’re wearing your best clothes.”

“We never learn, we’ve been here before.”

“Sounds like something that I used to feel.”

“What if I’m someone I don’t want around?“

“Oh, tell me something I don’t already know.”

“You don’t know nothing, just pretend you do.”

“We don’t talk about it. It’s something we don’t do.”

“'Cause once you go without it, nothing else will do.”

“Trying to remember how it feels to have a heartbeat.”

“Just let me adore you, like it’s the only thing I’ll ever do.”

“You look pretty good down here, but you ain’t really good.”

“I always think about you and how we don’t speak enough.”

“All the lights couldn’t put out the dark running through my heart.”

“Forget what I said, it’s not what I meant… and I can’t take it back.”

“They told me that the end is near… We gotta get away from here.”

“We don’t know where we’re going, but we know where we belong.”

“We can meet, again, somewhere… somewhere far away from here.”

“And I’m just an arrogant son of a bitch who can’t admit when he’s sorry.”

“You don’t have to say you love me. You don’t have to say nothing. You don’t have to say you’re mine.”

[kozayada-archive]

--- Natal é uma época muito feliz, eu gosto muito.

[kozayada-archive]

Think you the one, but I'm the one that they call Jesus.

$uicideBoy$

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[hey-tosh]

Okay I just wanted to saw him in suit

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thclowcards‌:

“Como você sabe, quando eu era criança não fazia parte de nada disso, queria ir para conhecer. Eu também não tenho, mas seria muito divertido se fantasiar. Podíamos escolher deuses.”

--- Você nunca foi? --- Olhou surpreso para Alice, claro, como poderia imaginar o contrário mesmo que fosse por segundos? --- Que Panteão você quer?

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thclowcards‌:

“Vou me esforçar para convencer mais vezes.” Contente que nunca precisou enganá-lo com visões falsas, acha isso um pecado. Alice sorriu para Fyodor. “Assim eu me derreto toda.”

“Você quer ir em alguma festa de Halloween esse ano?”

--- Conseguirá isso facilmente,  malen'kiy. --- Sobre essas coisinhas ela realmente conseguirá, já que se alimentar não faz parte de seus obscuros planos. --- Não me importaria em ir nesta festa pagã, ma eu não tenho fantasia.

[embriague-se-de-poesia]

“Eu penso que se o Diabo não existe e foi simplesmente criado pelo homem, este fez à sua imagem e semelhança.”

— Dostoiévski.