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toomanysweaters:

“I learn things from school, and you sure as heck didn’t school ME!” Yeah, specifically her dancing Santa was what schooled her after she fell over with it. Shut up, she tried and that’s what counts. “And for your information, I DO plan on letting Halloween run it’s course!

The wreath is just an early gift, because you didn’t put up any decorations last year! You’re gonna need something, or I’ll tinsel your house again!” It’s like toilet papering a house, but with tinsel.

“excuse you, i do set up decorations. they’re called the ‘christmas sale’ tags i slap on some of the stuff around christmas time. i’m appalled you don’t recognize that as proper decoration.” he sets the wreath down beside the door, shrugging now.

“besides, more people show up for stuff at halloween time than christmas. candy sales are way up. why would i put more effort into christmas than halloween?”

#{ Bad Time Simulator ;; IC }#toomanysweaters #their rivalry is eternal

@toomanysweaters replied: How dare you

“kid, it’s literally september. at least let halloween run its course. didn’t you learn anything from our last war?”

#{ Bad Time Simulator ;; IC }#toomanysweaters #i just remembered them both deploying dancing skeletons and santas

“...” He takes down a Christmas reef that got put on his door.

#{ Bad Time Simulator ;; IC }#he woke up just to be spiteful

“so, it comes down to this, huh?” He says this with all the seriousness he can put into his voice without being genuinely terrifying. He’s holding up a giant jack-o-lantern that does a witch’s cackle when you press the button.

#{ Bad Time Simulator ;; IC }#toomanysweaters #two adversaries fated to do battle every year

This shop will stand as Halloween’s final push back against Christmas until someone pries his 12-foot-tall skeleton (brother) from his dusty hands.

#{ Judging From Afar ;; Dash Comm }#{ Bad Time Simulator ;; IC }#this is more at me coming home from work #and being so angry EVERYTHING WAS CHRISTMAS THEMED ALREADY

#{ Bad Time Simulator ;; IC }#he came to life just long enough to laugh at this and i hate it

“...y’know, real talk, fuck coding. because a single typo just breaks everything. not even a super easy typo. just shit like a ‘,’ instead of a ‘.’ breaks everything to kingdom come.”

#{ Bad Time Simulator ;; IC }#i was going to type those out but then i realized #he is lazy and would somehow say them as the symbols too

He’s not sleeping on a park bench because he forgot his keys. Not at all.

...

Along with forgetting he can just teleport inside. Don’t judge him, he’s had a rough day.

#{ Bad Time Simulator ;; IC }#i'm writing a long overdue drabble #and he's gonna hate it aslndbas

“...huh, town’s kinda quiet lately, eh?”

#{ Cue Cards ;; ic for ooc }#me sweating: i need to make a new promo huh?#i hate promoing but if i wanna get active again i gotta put effort in #i'll put it off until tomorrow tho i don't have any good ideas

“anyone here heard o’ kid nation? th’ fuck kind of shit is that? i don’t wanna say it’s funny because that’s literal psychological torture for some kids-- along with debatable child abuse-- but at th’ same time? kinda funny. i laughed. shouldn’t’ve but i did.”

#{ Bad Time Simulator ;; IC }#i just finished watching the one and only season #and jfc that was a bizarre ride

anyways it’s late (not really but lately 11 is late to me hhh i’m old) so i’mma dip.

#{ Out of Sins ;; OOC }#i'll definitely be more active this week tho!#i'm taking the later part of the week off if all goes well #so work isn't gonna piss me off either

singcanarysing‌:

“It’s hard to scare me these days. What’s your business here Sans?”

“eh, just wandering. i get antsy stayin’ in the same place too long, y’know?”

#singcanarysing #{ Bad Time Simulator ;; IC }#asndkjsa cautious is good #also ur gucci dw #i don't think i've ever finished a blog's info before running it #so i'm the last person to judge

thesickbcy‌:

“Ya right, a’course. Having it be blatant from the beginning is just the shit I need to make ‘em all really regret. Maybe I’ll set that other one as my text tone for someone who deserves it, or texts me a lot. Either or.”

“can’t go wrong with that. ya havin’ a nice serious conversation and you get a series of text messages so yer phone flips t’ fuck out. once had someone text me thirteen messages and my bro freaked.”

#thesickbcy #his text message notif is the first few notes of megalovania #and just imagine that being spammed and overlaying

singcanarysing-deactivated20200

kr-i started following you

Who the hell are you?

kr-i

“go by sans. sorry if i spooked ya ‘r somethin’.”

#singcanarysing #{ Bad Time Simulator ;; IC }#idk if the spooked ya bit is a joke because he's a skeleton #but i just assume so

Anyways, here’s this. Because everyone needs to hear that in a kermit voice.

#{ Out of Sins ;; OOC }#i snicker whenever i hear about it

at least i shut my phone into vibrate when i’m like at a date or smth. could you imagine tho?

#thesickbcy #{ Out of Sins ;; OOC }#god i'm laughing at the imagery #finally at a date and then that kind of shit blares from your phone #you'll either lose that next date #or you found one of the good ones tbh sakjdbgsajhlgkvdbusaik

thesickbcy‌:

“Eggggggsactly. They’d be rude t’tell me how t’do MY job, hah.” Scratches his chin a bit. “Still, I bet they’d prefer the other option to the choice’a music I’m gonna use. Tell me, is it bad enough t’make ‘em regret bein’ around me for too long? Or maybe i should go with this one…”

“on one hand, the first one’s pretty amusing because it starts off like a regular phone ringing, though I’d have to go with the second one. it’s a lot more obnoxious so it’ll be easier to realize you’ve got a call or somethin’. obviously the reason>”

#thesickbcy #the dreaded infinite encouragement loop #only foretold in legend

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