Local human problem

If you missgender me I'll bite you.

[kr1s-dr33mur]

* So, uh.. I've seen others make introduction posts in this place, and considering I apparently am decently known in here I might as well follow along.

* Kris Dreemurr here, ignore the typo in my blog name I was half asleep the day I made the account and apparently someone stole the appropiate name while I wasn't looking.

* Anyhow, ask me anything and I'll answer as honestly as I see fit. No promises that I won't mess with you all back if I'm provoked.

* I'll mess around in this app on my free time, expect me to comment around posts that interest me. Anyways, I'll be watching you all.

OOC: Heyyyyyyyy, I don't have an official name to use around here but you can call me Eros. I thought it'd be fun to mess around roleplaying/impersonating our beloved cage, and here I am!

I have and will change some aspects of the Kris I'm roleplaying as depending on the situation, so if per say I interact with a weird route post, I can choose whether I want to roleplay as Normal Route Kris or Weird Route Kris!

I'm gonna differentiate the different types of Kris by their text color! Light world Kris is gonna be the usual white, Dark world Kris is gonna be blue for obvious reasons, Little Kris (kid kris) is gonna be red, and Kid Noelle will be orange! Wait, why's Noelle here-

Anyways, Weird route doesn't get its own color since it's kinda just normal Kris in a different timeline, so-

This only applies for when it is Kris speaking of course, so it doesn't apply if I make the SOUL use the app (because why not).

But yeah, glad to be here, and I'm glad to mess around while I'm here lmao.

[kr1s-dr33mur]

Mini Kris is probably going to lonely soon if they can't see anyone else, so I have a solution that is good for them, not quite good for you.

Woe, curse of tiny doe be upon ye

[ * You now have a kid Noelle. She lands on one of you and looks around in confusion and worry. ]

* ... Huh-

* (Before they can finish their sentence, Kid Noelle pops into existence above Light Kris, immediately falling down ontop of them and plummeting the teen to the floor.)

* (It broke the doe's fall at least, so that's something.)

* Hu- Huh??? Where am I..? Wait, this is Kris's house-

* ELLY!!!! Hai, hai, hai!!

* (Kid Kris immediately runs towards the doe, using their sleeve covered hands to pull her up to her hooves. The kid then starts to spin with her while giggling.)

* Hehehe!! I'm so happy to see you! These teens have let me play as much as I wanted, but they're boring...

* Fahaha! Well, I'm happy to see you too!!

* Hey, we aren't that bad-

* Just let them be. At least they'll entertain eachother.

* ...Sure, but they'll also cause more trouble most likely. We really wanted to be seen as the cooler one out of the two at Mini's age.

* We'll... We'll deal with that when the time comes.

* Ahh... Can we please stop spinning, I'm getting dizzy..

* Hehehe.. No!!

* (Kid Kris proceeded to spin even faster while holding onto the doe's hands, making her quietly squeak in displeasure while they giggled even more.)

[kr1s-dr33mur]

*Do I Hear Those [[Cathode screams]]

* If you consider the sounds of various cartoons being played and videogames his screams, then yes I guess.

* I doubt Tenna is screaming of fesr though. If anything, he's probably ecstatic to have Mini playing with him again, if not immensly confused on how this is happening.

* Pfft. As if we're not confused ourselves. We still need to find a way to get you two back to wherever you came from...

* Ehh, we've got time. Probably. And hey, if we ever need to do a task for you-know-who, then we're gonna have more hands on deck!

* Yeah, that's true. I guess it has its perks.

* (Kid Kris quietly sneaks up on the teens before jumping ontop of Light Kris's head. The child giggles mischieviously as they cover the teens eyes the best they can.)

* Oooo! You're blind, you're blind!!! Hehehehe!!

[kr1s-dr33mur]

He's asleep seems like he cried himself to sleep bad news....

This was in his room

* (Kris quietly sighs and uses their hand to cover their face for a moment. They seem to think on it for a second before responding.)

* I can't say that I'm surprised. Even before he went to college I could tell he blamed himself about it. In his mind, he was the last one to see her so he should've noticed something was off.

* He couldn't, though. No one could. But of course he'll still blame himself like the dumbass he is.

* He's likely going to be emotional for a while after this. Be sure to keep an eye out for anything that may set off red flags, and please try to defuse the situation the best you can if so.

* I don't wanna lose another person, that'd be one too many.

[kr1s-dr33mur]

Hey Any ! Spamton A. Spamton here from the one- THE ONLY- Spamton Value Network!

Did that get your attention? Good. I have to ask you something.

Have you dealt with a black cat before? Looks like an ugly Spamton? If so, do you have any information on how to, heh.... Deal with.... It? Them? A whole.... Hoard...? Maybe? Hah! Haha.... Heh........ Yeahhhhh?

-Too scared to sleep, Spamton A. Spamton from the Spamton Value Network!

* (Both teens stare at eachother in silence for a short while, they seem to be debating something. Kid Kris on the other hand is busy playing with some mundane objects as if they were toys.)

* We have, yes. I'd say to hide or throw away any protein you have, that could maybe have them get less interested and leave but I wouldn't bet on it.

* If that doesn't work... Pray you're boring enough for them to lose interest. Just keep an eye out, and good luck.

* It's not like they'll forget you once they leave. Trust me, we'd know.

[kr1s-dr33mur]

Hello kris would you like the good news or bad news first about your brother?

* (Like both other times, Light Kris steps aside to respond to this ask.)

* I guess I'll go with the classic. Good news first, thanks.

* I'll wait patiently for the continuation, I've still got to find time to murder some people.

[kr1s-dr33mur]

”Woah, hey, Kris!” “…” “Why. The hell. Are there three of you.”

(@susieaskblog)

* Uhh... Mitosis.

* Yes.. Mitosis. That's the only logical conclusion you could arrive to, huh?

* Oh, shush will you?

* Ooo... What is a "mitho sis"? It sounds yummy!!

* You'll learn about it in school, buddy.

[bittersweetsadboi]

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

[kr1s-dr33mur]

* Yeah. Be careful y'all.

[kr1s-dr33mur]

I would suggest bringing the SOULS to the Dark World, but honestly? Not sure how well that'd work out. SOULS don't seem to be affected by Dark Fountains, but the only examples I really have are with living beings in the Dark World, you, Susie, Noelle, and Berdly.

* Hmm... I guess it could be an option, yeah. We'd have to tell Susie about these souls though, considering she lives there now and all..

* Probably not a great idea. That'd get her to wonder what else we've got going on, and could lead to her discovering about the other two souls.

* So, as good of a solution as it would be, it's not a risk we could take lightly.

* Yeah... Unfortunate, but the truth.

* We'll see how these souls work in the Dark World another time if anything, I'm sure that it isn't the last time we'll get the chance to test that out.

[kr1s-dr33mur]

What if during school mini kris Goes into toriels classroom

* I think mom would have many questions as to why there's suddenly three versions of her child in her house, much more considering one is us as a kid-

* We've been lucky so far with her having late hours today, she's been at school preparing her next classes and homework to give out most of today.

* But yeah, I guess she'll have to find out sooner or later... We'll just have to be careful not to reveal too much, specially about Dark Kris.

* I... No, yeah, that's valid.

* (The sound of Dragon Blazers gameplay echoes through the background. The sound fills the teens with the power of convenient attention spans.)

[kr1s-dr33mur]

Ok chara here again it kinda worked grace the saint that she is made the butterscotch pie (because she the only one besides asriel that can cook without burning anything down) and we left the note and he took it but then closed the door to his room again I don't know what else to do you're his sibling so you might know more and the reason he's clammed up is still on the blog if you need the full context

* Okay then, imma check the blog rq then. Let's see here...

* Oh. I see what happened now. Hm.

* Okay. That makes me really mad, but I'll save that energy for later. Focusing on the issue...

* Considering what caused it, it's very likely it will take him a while to recover from that. I'd give him some space, but still make him take care of himself even if he protests.

* Food, water, hygiene... whatever. I can't guarantee the recovery will be quick, but I can say that it'll help him.

* Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some people to dox and murder.

[kr1s-dr33mur]

I no they're dead but that seems a bit Inhumane if you are asking me, which you didn't

* Indeed, we didn't. But still-

* What other choices do we have? We aren't making them share the cage with the red one. And we don't really have the money or contacts to get six coffins.

* And if we put them anywhere too acessible or out of place, they'll end up being found. So if anything, the coffins would get them found sooner than a box.

* Don't worry Mr. Stranger!! I'm really good at arts and crafts, I'll make them little tiny beds for them to sleep on!!!

* ... I guess that's better than nothing. Go ahead, buddy.

* Ooo, I'm gonna make them so very comfy just you wait!!

[kr1s-dr33mur]

Hear me out:

Attach paper triangles to them.

and put em in a fish tank.

Cause they don't need oxygen and stuff.

* I'm gonna assume you're talking about those six souls we picked up. And... Honestly, I think that could work.

* Yeah.. One problem though, where the heck do we get a fish tank?? I doubt the convenience store has one.

* Huh, you've got a point.

* ... Maybe just a box? That's spacious enough, right? We just need to label it something like "Kris's stuff, don't throw away or open without permission" and it should work.

* Hmm... Sure, let's try that. Better to have it be a possible temporary solution than having nothing at all.

[kr1s-dr33mur]

You could do the reverse with current Noelle.

Wake her up and tell her she travelled back in time or something.

. . . .

Oh wait same issue sorry-

* Yeah... Would solve the first issue, but not the second..

* Probably would make the second issue even worse, no offense...

* (Mini Kris is too focused on kicking enemies's ass in Dragon Blazers to notice the others talking.)

[kr1s-dr33mur]

hey kid kris prank idea: go have a sleepover with noelle and then after she falls asleep bring big kris into the room and when she wakes up have then tell her she's been in a coma for 9 years

* OOO!!!! THAT'S AN AWESOME IDEA MR. STRANGER!!

* (Kid Kris turns to the other two with puppy dog eyes, clearly intending to actually do this.)

* Pleaseeeee?? It'd be so fun!!

* As much as we'd love to do that, we don't really know how all three of us are currently here in the same place. So we couldn't get Kid Noelle here.

* Much less how, if we managed to actually pull it off, we'd have to find a way to get Mini Noelle to not immediately look for her parents or... her sister...

* Yeah... It uhm, wouldn't go great.

* Ooo, why do you look sad?? Did something happen?

* Don't worry about it bud, let's just boot up Dragon Blazers and play for a bit okay?

* OOO!! YES, YES DRA GON BLAZ ERS!!!

[kr1s-dr33mur]

gimme a hug kris

* Oh my Angel, it got arms-

* Great. More things for it to mess around with, just what we needed.

* Ooo... They look weird. I don't like it.

* I agree, buddy. Don't get too close, it might grab you.

* If it grabs me I'll bite it.

* Honestly? We won't stop you.

[kr1s-dr33mur]

Hello I'm chara asriel dormmate random question say if asriel had dealt with something very emotional how would someone comfort him he has completely clammed up and hasn't left his room so anything helps

* (Upon reading the ask, Light Kris steps aside from the other two to answer. Dark Kris decides to just let them handle it and distracts the kid on the meantime.)

* Now that's a question I haven't had to answer in a while... Let's see here, hm..

* I'd say that acknowledging being there for him is the best first step to take. Maybe say it through the closed door and let him take it in for a bit.

* If he doesn't come out even after that, I'd say to maybe cook him one of his comfort foods and leave it at the door with a note saying it's for him. That might do enough to make him actually exit and then you can try talking or just comforting him any other ways.

* Butterscotch pie should work, but if he has told you any other more recent foods that you know he really enjoys and finds comfort in then just make that.

* Also, nice to meet you and all. Hope you're being nice to my brother or I'll be sure to stab you. Anyhow, good luck and keep me updated if you can.