Jack Krauser

Juice?

No cocoa?

resident-evil-polls

Which Of These Characters Is The Best At Cooking?

Choose Below:

Carlos Oliveira

Helena Harper

Billy Coen

Sherry Birkin

Piers Nivans

Jack Krauser

Sheva Alomar

Ashley Graham

Jake Muller

I don't know the characters.

Results

Voting ended onAug 12

OP's opinion:

I CAN COOK COCOA.

gun-slinger-leon

Proof?

Come by my apartment later. I'll have a special cocoa just for you, Kennedy.

gun-slinger-leon

Excuse me!?!??!?!😨

I can start making it right now.

#😭😭

resident-evil-polls

Which Of These Characters Is The Best At Cooking?

Choose Below:

Carlos Oliveira

Helena Harper

Billy Coen

Sherry Birkin

Piers Nivans

Jack Krauser

Sheva Alomar

Ashley Graham

Jake Muller

I don't know the characters.

Results

Voting ended onAug 12

OP's opinion:

I CAN COOK COCOA.

gun-slinger-leon

Proof?

#When the inside joke gets noticed-#It's cum. The joke is Cum Cocoa.

Come by my apartment later. I'll have a special cocoa just for you, Kennedy.

resident-evil-polls

Which Of These Characters Is The Best At Cooking?

Choose Below:

Carlos Oliveira

Helena Harper

Billy Coen

Sherry Birkin

Piers Nivans

Jack Krauser

Sheva Alomar

Ashley Graham

Jake Muller

I don't know the characters.

Results

Voting ended onAug 12

OP's opinion:

preciouslittlebrokenthing

I CAN COOK COCOA.

How it feels posting an inside joke

iammentallystable16

the gum man

nyx-synnroserade

cum cocoa...

iammentallystable16

DONT TALK ABOUT THE COCOA

nyx-synnroserade

WHAT COCOA? THE CUM COCOA? WHY SHOULD I NOT TALK ABOUT THE CUM COCOA? I REMEMBER THE CUM COCOA.

iammentallystable16

NOT WHEN IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT KRAUSER.

THE KRAUSERCOCOA

jolinaorghazal

Kreon

freaky-krauser-glazer

day 46 of drawing resident evil memes every day

freaky-krauser-glazer

@lu-rata-malvada and Krauser's relationship 🥀

day 47 of drawing resident evil memes every day

@krausercocoa 🤧

I'm still mad at u for shooting me

@lu-rata-malvada

"You deserved it, weird.. talking rat. I'll put another one in you if you take another step."

"What did I do to you??"

"Knocked off my hat and took some of my hair like a little creep."

"You shot me over a piece of hair??"

"You're a talking rat that was in my hat! And you look like you've got something fucked up about you!"

"You're assuming things based off my appearance? That kind of messed up... you don't know why I can talk in the first place."

".. Don't rats carry diseases. Best to be rid of them." He says, aiming his gun at the talking rat once more.

It backed up when it saw the gun

"H-hey! Humans carry diseases too..!"

"And I've shot humans too."

I'm still mad at u for shooting me

@lu-rata-malvada

"You deserved it, weird.. talking rat. I'll put another one in you if you take another step."

"What did I do to you??"

"Knocked off my hat and took some of my hair like a little creep."

"You shot me over a piece of hair??"

"You're a talking rat that was in my hat! And you look like you've got something fucked up about you!"

"You're assuming things based off my appearance? That kind of messed up... you don't know why I can talk in the first place."

".. Don't rats carry diseases. Best to be rid of them." He says, aiming his gun at the talking rat once more.

I'm still mad at u for shooting me

@lu-rata-malvada

"You deserved it, weird.. talking rat. I'll put another one in you if you take another step."

"What did I do to you??"

"Knocked off my hat and took some of my hair like a little creep."

"You shot me over a piece of hair??"

"You're a talking rat that was in my hat! And you look like you've got something fucked up about you!"

I'm still mad at u for shooting me

@lu-rata-malvada

"You deserved it, weird.. talking rat. I'll put another one in you if you take another step."

"What did I do to you??"

"Knocked off my hat and took some of my hair like a little creep."

I'm still mad at u for shooting me

@lu-rata-malvada

"You deserved it, weird.. talking rat. I'll put another one in you if you take another step."

pansyfemme

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

@leon-kennedy-offical

ooc: Hey! I'm not gonna be active till next Saturday! Getting shipped off due to my military shit, so I'll be busy and not have access to internet! Fill my asks, do whatever! I'll respond when I wanna lol

jonnasse

♀️♂️♀️♂️

@krausercocoa

Leon walked into his apartment with a bag of groceries. He was tired. It was stupid how something so simple as going to get groceries wore him out. It was time for a nap.

He stepped into his living room, locking the door behind him- a window was open. He didn’t leave his windows open.

Someone was inside.

( @leon-kennedy-offical (

Nowhere showed any sign of anyone besides the window, until one looked to the kitchen, where whatever could be found in the fridge was raided. There was a mug on the counter, but that didn't matter right now.

The door to Leon's room was wide open, the sound of someone moving inside. The sound of someone going through Leon's things could be heard, drawers opening and closing.

Leon walked as quietly as possible over to his bedroom, hand hovering over the grip of his gun.

His shoulder nudged the door open.

Krauser was in the room, going through the drawers, throwing everything everywhere recklessly. Picture frames, clothes, anything he deemed not useful to his current plan.

He spots something, grabbing it before snapping to the door, gun in hand.

"Surprise seeing you here, Rookie."

.. even though it was Leon's apartment.

His aim lowers slightly as his heart sinks and his breath disappears.

Krauser.

Major Krauser.

supposedly the same man who he fought and killed in Spain.

“..Krauser?”

He couldn’t breathe. What was he doing here?

"The one and only" he says, keeping his gun aimed at Leon.

"How about you put that thing down. Don't want any.. accidents happening, yeah? Listen to your Major, Rookie." He says, slowly walking closer.

Leon backed up, not lowering his gun. “Why should I? I killed you in Spain and I can do it again.”

"And I came back, didn't I?" He says, not stopping his approach.

"If you shoot me, I'll shoot you. And you have so much more to lose than me" he says, a smirk tugging at his lips.

”What’s that supposed to mean?”

He continues to back up but quickly finds that he doesn’t have much further to go. “Stop.”

"Rumor has it you actually married that mercenary." He says, not stopping.

"And that there's been something with you and that scientist, and one of the Redfields, and the one who looks like Wesker."

”So?”

He drops his aim to Krauser’s knee and moves to shoot.

Krauser grabs Leon's wrists, moving his hands to make Leon aim the gun at his own head.

"Pull the trigger, Rookie, and you kill yourself."

Leon glares at Krauser but moves his finger off of the trigger. “The fuck are you doing here?”

"Just wanted to say hi to my favorite.. person who killed me." He says, keeping Leon's wrists in place, just in case he tries anything.

He tries to free his hands but he knows it’s useless- Krauser’s always been stronger and bigger than him.

“Well, you said hi, now you can go fuck off back to whatever hole you crawled out of.”

He slams Leon's wrists against the wall, pinning them above his head.

"What if I wanted to stay for a bit, hm? I'll teach you how to be a proper host."

He lets out some air as he’s forced into the wall.

“I’ve got nothing for you. You already raided my fridge, you know that. Just move on.”

"Just like you had nothing during those missions that were just for you, Rookie." He says, pressing against Leon, keeping him pinned.

“Krauser..” he warns. “Don’t.”

"Why?" He asks, looking down to Leon.

“Because I said so. Get off.”