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D | they/them | 25 this is mostly shitposts and memes with some dragon age and dnd content sprinkled in there

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

[teaboot]

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

[teaboot]

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

[teaboot]

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

[mxnrique]

HAPPY PRIDE

[toddsolondz]

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

[cpericardium]

[w0nderland42]

i get that americans love their cultural imperialism, but it really does piss me off that june is “international” pride month just because something happened in the united states.

in aotearoa, june isn’t our pride, it’s theirs. marsha p johnson and sylvia rivera are their historical figures, not ours. the phrase that “you owe your rights to Black trans women” is true there, but here we owe our rights to (mostly) Māori historical figures. i have the freedoms i do because of the legacy of an entirely different set of people operating in an entirely different context at entirely different times.

But because of american cultural imperialism, most queer people in Aotearoa don’t even know our own queer history. Carmen Rupe, Ngahuia Te Awekotuku, the Dorian Society, Gillian Laundon, Georgina Beyer, and the Wolfenden Association are some of our queer history. We should know their names! we should know what they did for us! but because of the power of the american imperial machine, we don’t.

our national pride month should be july, the month that the Homosexual Law Reform Act passed in 1986. our two largest cities hold their pride festivals in february and march, respectively. american queer history has very little (or nothing, depending on who you ask) to do with our queer history. anecdotally, from my own queries, queer youth in aotearoa know more about american queer history than our own.

anyway, happy pride, americans. i’m truly sorry that most of you don’t see the negative impact your nation’s culture has on the rest of the world. and to the rest of the world reading this, try searching for your own country and culture’s queer history, don’t accept the american narratives as your own. we deserve our own histories divorced from the cultural hegemony of the USA.

[televisionenjoyer]

To be fair "international" doesn't mean shit if you're really committed. Argentina has done pride month in November since '92 to commemorate the founding of the first LGBT organization recorded in our country back in nov. '67. It really does suck that some countries have abided mindlessly by that specific date but it's not like. A general thing and it's never too late to change it.

[damazcuz]

(Smugly after failing at a task) and they said it could be done.

[watercolormagicalgirl]

[molabuddy]

i Really love when two characters are really quite similar but in such a way that they just hate eachother onsight.. dog barking at a mirror type beef

[gaphic]

a chainsaw is a lot like a hot glue gun

[gaphic]

when you have one in your hands you start to get Ideas about your surroundings

[luxwing]

Whenever I hear someone say "the woke mob" I have to stop myself from laughing because even today all I can think of is this fucking tweet

[luxwing]

Happy Pride to the Woke Mob

[eddysonline]

The original flag, by Gilbert Baker, June 25, 1978.

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

[dukemz]

[doublewashere]

rewatching Naruto and drawing my favorites

[oh-no-its-bird]

I have to believe that ROOT absolutely did not teach their agents how to cook. They learned how to like, forage for scraps and stomach eating whatever is available for pure survival purposes.

Food is actually such a basic human comfort and social tool, and I think that purposefully limiting ROOT agents diets to plain, tasteless meals and ration bars focused on bulking them up and just keeping them in shape would have added to their programming / general 'lets make these guys less than human' shit they had going on.

Anyways, this is to say that when Tenzo came out of ROOT, this boy could tell you 30 different ways to kill a man with a pot but not how to so much as cook rice. Which is why I think that, as his captain and as part of his "learning to be a real boy" training montage, Kakashi should have been the one to teach him how to cook.

I just think it'd be neat, is all.

Now I'm pivoting to actually point Itachi's direction. I think the general fandom consensus is that Mikoto taught him how to cook, but I'm proposing an alternative: that during his time in ANBU, he joined in on some of Tenzo's real boy lessons and was also taught to cook by Kakashi.

Meanwhile Shisui also joins in just bc he doesn't feel left out, and can help be a buffer as Kakashi (still only like 17/18 and only just now starting to ease out of his depression doom spiral) isn't quite the silly guy we know from canon yet.

And both Tenzo and Itachi's hobbies include 'trying to pass as a normal boy and failing horribly' and are also afflicted with the dreaded 'chronic incapable of not treating their superior officers as superior officers' disease aimed towards Kakashi

But yeah, Kakashi teaching team Ro how to cook. Sent tweet. It'd be cute.

[meduontheshore]

<flee on sight>

[monomonoqe]

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