"Bathe in the Meat Chunks"

Indie RP blog for Krieg the Psycho. //TAG -kriegthe-psycho //Multiship blog // Icon-- #phaselockandload Please read rules before interaction.

[kriegthe-psycho]

This blog is now an archive. I remade Krieg @rampagebeast, so if you want to go ahead and follow him. 

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REBLOG THIS POST IF YOU ARE A BORDERLANDS ROLEPLAYING BLOG.

[kriegthe-psycho]

Who Has The Better Meat?

@vcughn "Why does this man have meat on his tummy?" Krieg growl looking at the short mans abs to his. He wasn't checking whose was better,just who had more meat. "It's not fair the stick can have pecs but I can't?" He nearly screamed.

[redjaybird-savedarchive]

"WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU?"

“Wow, OK, hi, to you, too.”

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[kriegthe-psycho]

"Where's the meat? Where's THE MEAT!" He cries, looking around frantically. He didn't know that the mean was actually a person know as Tina. They had been playing a game of explosive tag and then she'd disappeared. "WHERE IS THE MEAT???"

[kriegthe-psycho]

Poop Train

@that-catch-a-ride "Scooooooottt a booot. Krieg needs his oil change and fast. The poop train has stopped and the passengers are getting cooked and rusty. Givmme some oil!!!"

[sirenphaseintime]

"IT'S LIKE YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH!"

@kriegthe-psycho

The green haired siren slowly sat up with a groan. Bruises and bloody gashes covered her body. The smell of cooking flesh filled the air, and black smoke was billowing up. Bodies lay splayed in a circle, all of them far too burnt to be recognizable as anything more. A few still had lingering flames eating away at the red and black meat. Agatha flashed a small, weak smile at the large hulk of a man in front of her and shrugged, only to flinch right after in pain.

“What can I say? I like getting hurt. Except not really, but eh.”

[kriegthe-psycho]

"Meat girl doesn't know how to think sometimes." He grunted, with lumbering steps he made his way to her extending out his huge hand, so to assist her fall. "Doesn't mean I won't help the pretty lady though." The inner voice kicked in, and behind his mask a small smile came to his usually wicked lips. "Gonna take some time healing those wounds. The inner commented. "Do you need help?"

[kriegthe-psycho]

How Crazy Is He?

@hyperioncompanyman Krieg never did like Hyperion, even before his transformation. It was something that he just couldn't remember why. Now he sending hate to the soul that belong the large thing. "Get the mellow yellow out of the palace of meat, yellow page! Its stabbing my inner lobes!"

[kriegthe-psycho]

Meat For The Man

@rockabillyaxton "Oi, Gasoline boy! I stabbed you a good piece of meat. Pretty boss lady said I could aid you in the slaughter against metal!" Krieg yelled, making his way to the grease monkey. "She's sooo pretty. So I listen."

[sirens-shock-moved-deactivated2]

(( @platonic husband: love you too <333))

[kriegthe-psycho]

Krieg voice: Love yoooouuuu

[sirens-shock-moved-deactivated2]

You said you don’t have to speak I can hear you I can’t feel all the things you’ve ever felt before I said it’s been a long time Since someone looked at me that way It’s like you knew me And all the things I couldn’t say

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[nananialler-deactivated20120615]

Reblog if you're bored and want random anons.

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[kriegthe-psycho]

Like for a starter!

[zer0-lethal-assassin]

            ”I say, boom biatch / That’s what you get for messing / With the Assassin.”

[kriegthe-psycho]

“Krieg having trouble. Why do things have to be so HARD!”

[zorpederpedooon-deactivated2019]

Axton quicky :D

[kriegthe-psycho]

Your icon is adorable but I can't seem to find the full thing in the artist's tags. Could you gimme a link if it's available? I'd really like to see the whole piece!

Hey thanks! I know, phaselockandload is an amazing artist when it comes to borderlands and I love the content she gives the fandom. Any who, I tried to look through her art tag and I couldn’t seem to find it. I’m not sure if she’ll allow me to post it as an ask, cause i saved the picture onto my mac, sometime ago. Sorry anon, I’ll try to find it! 

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