Yo-ho-ho

40/Sad boi/Goblin/Pirate/INFJ/Pisces/I live in the mountains, but I like to vacation in the swamp/

[un-father3]

Blowjob in a flower field, so I can make you flower crown while you drool all over my cock.

[sobsicle]

Just a friendly reminder it’s Tuesday 👀

i haven’t had to check what day it was in a month, every single day one of you is in here reminding me what day it is. titty tuesday, fat pussy friday etc etc etc

[vertigoartgore]

Aragorn & Boromir in The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring.

[papiantonio]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

BJ has a very clear understanding of Objectives unfortunately he lacks that level of comprehension when it comes to tactics methods procedures etc. Thus: his Behaviors.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[chemicalcain]

this is the single best description i have ever heard for a cat

[ariadne-mouse]

he is Calculating

[my-dailydreams]

[mintytrifecta]

MY DADS ARE BACK

[rogerbarel]

OUR DADS ARE IN HELL 😨

[metallianvalidor]

- Richard Hescox -

[carmennv]

[achillesinhighheels]

[fairyinthetrees]

fern fairy

[mushroomforestss]

[mushroomforestss]

[7pleiades7]

The Knight Errant (1870) by Sir John Everett Millais (English, 1829 – 1896), oil on canvas, 184.1 cm × 135.3 cm (72.5 in × 53.3 in), Tate Britain, London

[marian-devotee]

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

[marian-devotee]

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

[thetruerarkher]

[secretgarden]

[beardedmrbean]

Sad Waluigi noises