Yo-ho-ho

40/Sad boi/Goblin/Pirate/INFJ/Pisces/I live in the mountains, but I like to vacation in the swamp/

[orgasmic-garlic]

reporting all ads as malicious because all ads are malicious

[civil-defense-system]

accidentally let slip "you will be buried in my pyramid when I die" to a coworker last week btw

[exmoth]

THOG MOBILE

[imnotokaythanks]

[devils-queen]

✞ 666 ✞

[xanaxfarts]

[bugdotpng]

very much a fan of this post so i felt compelled to make my own. print it out and give it to your coworkers or hang it in your cubicle and go "don't make me tap the sign"

[iamheavymeta-lll]

[flutterbvnny]

i dont have a digital footprint i have a digital pussy sweat on a plastic chair print

[smallmeanie]

when i think about u i touch myself

[smallmeanie]

these motherfuckers all thorn no rose

[qr0mi]

[zudrickofthemurder]

she is so hot let’s all die

[mousidy]

the state does not need to assign you a sex, nor does it need to keep inalterable record of it btw

[harboretum]

Like clockwork

[harboretum]

For reference

[cat-faces]

[bob-belcher]

The Simpsons (1989-present)

[balmain]

[greelin]

i DO care if it hurts actually because i WANT it to hurt

[greelin]

you know