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kushandwizdom

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ratbrick

OHMYGOD.

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

iwritewithaposionpen-hasmoved

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

dirtinthenails

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

swanofmischief

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

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OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

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…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

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CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

underneath-corktrees

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

murdock

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

girlyghosty

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

strawberryoverlord

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

offvocalremade

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

aeolus06

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

politenuclearbomb

theres a dead body

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ilikegirlsbro-deactivated201608

This fucked me up

cosmicwizdom

Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you’ll understand what little chance you have in trying to change others.

- unknown (via quotelounge)

cookiecarnival

“The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique.” - Walt Disney

alreneeeeee

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elfinmirror

This right here, ladies and gentlemen, just might be the best beauty-and-beast-story ever.

Because any little girl (or boy for that matter) should grow up knowing that you could be a giant green ogre, and you’d still be bloody gorgeous to the ones that matter. And not in the “oh, I can overlook your flaws” -kind of way. But in the “those aren’t flaws, they are beauty spots!”-kind of way.

Rant finished.