pick your poison

krista | 15 | georgia, united states | just tryna make it, ya know | blue

[understands]

[understands]

[melonmemes]

A recently posted meme after 3 hours in the deepfrier

[aroseforno-one-deactivated20221]

do i blame my zodiac sign or my childhood traumas or both

[mynameisgarlic-deactivated20231]

[unclefather]

You’re darn right

[insomniac-arrest]

on cats

pros of being made of liquid:

get place

reloxing

armour

cons of being made of liquid:

DISOPEAR INTO THE ABYSS

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“REMEMBER ME AS I NOW AM HOOMAN”

[spacedlexi]

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

[topsiders-tanlines]

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

[dashaibo]

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

[frowningfox]

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[krislox-blog]

random

[krislox-blog]

too much difference

[krislox-blog]

i’m not going to beg for you to care about me

[imagination]

[krislox-blog]

i like the way it hurts

[krislox-blog]

blue

[krislox-blog]

family guy is the closest we’ll ever get to equality

they make fun of everyone equally

[krislox-blog]

forget about all of the noise