Kris Dreemurr

if you know me, no you don't. click 4 about me // rp/character blog? //

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About Me / About Blog

✱ admin names: kris, ambrosia (system)

✱ looking for (adult) rp partners to do longer writing with that we can post!!

✱ no DNI really just be kind and respectful. we will block freely!

✱ blog is run by a kris fictive. it will be very headcanon-heavy.

✱ kris is 15, admin bodily age is 23. we won’t do any romance/shipping rps with anyone who is a bodily minor bc that’s weird

✱ we are autistic and greatly appreciate direct communication even if it seems blunt or harsh, because we have trouble “reading between the lines”

✱ may delve into heavier topics, trigger warnings will be added here at some point and on posts when needed

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↪︎ #krispy ; answering asks, general posts and silliness

↪︎ #ooc ; any time we post something out of character. will also usually be proceeded with “//“ so it’s easier to tell

↪︎ #thecage ; solo writing, kris’ thoughts and memories

↪︎ #ACT ; roleplay posts, cooperative writing, stuff like that

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Too bad, you are now filled with the knowledge that

UWUsie

exists

[clearly fake pained groaning]

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According to a previous post, you don't know that many fluffy boys, so how many do you know?

prolly like 6 or 7

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Here's a thought/question for you.

If Ralsei was taught uwu speak by Susie, and he knows to do a voice, then does that mean Susie does it regularly enough to have perfected it and has an uwu voice of her own?

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never mind i decided i don’t want to think about this actually.

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Here's a thought/question for you.

If Ralsei was taught uwu speak by Susie, and he knows to do a voice, then does that mean Susie does it regularly enough to have perfected it and has an uwu voice of her own?

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* (Well, there is a Mancer here.)

* (The mancer gives Lancers to all the blogs.)

* (You now have a Lancer in your inbox.)

* (Or was it your room?)

* (Regardless, he bounces.)

omg pocket lancer…

wait, does this mean there’s also a lancer in castle town? two lancers might be too much for this world.

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How goes the Soul situation? Anyone ele found out about them?

uh… no, not really. not anyone who didn’t already know. thank the angel. i always feel like they’re close to noticing… but i can never be sure.

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Give them enrichment, they'll behave.

- 💙

i don’t want them to behave i want them OUT OF MYHOUSE but i guess in the meantime this is fine advice. i’ll find them something to do.

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Uhhhh, do a demonic ritual use them as a sacrifice?

oh good idea. i’ll have to look up a tutorial

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ok i got them out but what the FUCK am i supposed to do with these??? i just put them all together in the cage in my room

how does one dispose of disembodied souls? preferably without my mom seeing ??????

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Kris's 7 SOULS trying to move their body at one be like:

They'd probably stop after they calmed down but still.

this is literally hell on earth no fuck you i’ve been trying to pull these fuckers out but they keep moving. STAY STILL!

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Hey, a Kris blog.

(*Cracks magic knuckles.)

Time for tradition. >:]

(*Yeets the 6 SOULS from Undertale into Kris.)

what the—

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! THIS IS FUCKED UP! GET THESE OUT OF ME????? FUCKY OU

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Hey freak! You're a cool weirdo, and the last thing I'd want is for you to be invisible. So what if you're weird? That's one of the nice things about you, dumbass! I wouldn't have it any other way, so just... just quit being so hard on yourself, you hear?

- Someone who does NOT have a tail

thanks… that means a lot. i’ll try to be nicer to myself. :) especially if you think i’m cool.

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angel i’m such a weirdo freak. i wish i could just be normal. maybe at least if i were a monster i would stand out so much so no one would notice when i’m being weird. i wish i could go invisible.

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So, apple human, how were the holidays?

they were fine… pretty boring. i got clothes. we listened to christmas music. dad was there and it was awkward.

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Human detected: Holliday inquiry initiated

What are you doing for the holidays, apple human?

… i dunno… my brother’s probably coming home… i don’t really care about the “family” holidays that much. i like halloween and april fools a lot more.

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sorry i disappreared i was busy.