real kris dreemurr

trust me bro (yes this is a shitpost roleplay blog)

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Its me real kris femur I mean dreemurr

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Only good thing abt the soul is it keeps me warm cuz my momkeeps the house at likr 62 degrees its SO cold 😭😭😭

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Pretty fond of Susie's idea

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Pretty fond of Susie

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I don't wanna talk about it

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to be very clear, the soul does NOT control my tumblr posts bc little stupid idiot can't even see my phone screen

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it learned

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to be very clear, the soul does NOT control my tumblr posts bc little stupid idiot can't even see my phone screen

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Pretty fond of Susie's idea

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Top 10 things I regret

1. Cant say or the soul will see

2. Cant say or the soul will see

3. Cant say or the soul will s

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Oh. I have this blog okay I forgot

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HOOONKKK MINIMIMIMIIKIIMI [sounds of me sleeping peacefully without a SOUL in my body)

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Fell asleep on susie 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🏳️‍🌈💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

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Me and dark fountain procreator have seen some real shit

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Broooo the shelter locked form the inside so we were stuck in there for agesssss

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no i didn't make a dark fountain at 3 in the morning when everyone was asleep why would you think that haha hides my knife that i named Dark Fountain Procreator

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*a letter arrives in the mail adressed to you*

BILL

ITEM: SAND HATE SURPRISEGIFT DELUXE PACK WITH WIZARD EXTENSION......... 27574652749546746674832762 G

PAY THE FEE BY THE NEXT 2 YEARS

NOTE FROM SELLER: "The guy who bought this said you'll pay for it."

There is a crudely drawn spade on the letters' corner.

Oh hell nah bro I don't even have twenty-seven septillion five hundred seventy-four sextillion six hundred fifty-two quintillion seven hundred forty-nine quadrillion five hundred forty-six trillion seven hundred forty-six billion six hundred seventy-four million eight hundred thirty-two thousand seven hundred sixty-two G. And all for some SAND i didnt ASK for? Bro istg.... getting my mom in on this shiiiiitwait is that a fucking LANCER??????? LANCER DID YOU FUCKING

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I hope you fuckign explode

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Anyone seen noelle?? I think she said something about being snowed in idk. Its like, not even autumn yet but?? Where is she