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One Nice Bug Per Day
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#extradirty
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they match....
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have you met a single tumblr user who hasn't advocated for firefox???? what else am i meant to say my dude
using tumblr on firefox as i reblog this
Someone make fan art
my phone crashed like 4 times trying to make a "quick" doodle that got out of hand.. ibispaint hates gay people smh my head
Bless it not being 2012, when both Tumblr and Firefox would have been portrayed as skinny white men in suits.
@lisxdumbr excuse me as I borrow your tag for a moment, cause we're onto something.
Rent-lowering gunshots aside, I think this highlights a pretty fundamental quality to tumblr memes, which is they're meant to be fun, not funny.
Most Goncharov content aren't funny. They don't make you laugh as an audience. In fact, there's some serious and awe inspiring quality fanarts, music, fanfics, and analysis on a non-existing flim. It's not about making the funniest joke, it's about having fun making the joke.
Tumblr memes aren't meant to entertain a passive audience. The entertainment value is in the participation. And this quality is present in a lot of long-form tumblr memes. Colour theory, urban gothic (short lived but glorious), hawkeye initiative (short lived but glorious), making shitpost arguments into shakespeare, @theshitpostcalligrapher (excuse the tag) and other shitpost calligraphy. A lot of these memes are about taking silly things seriously. And even passively reblogging these memes are about participation. "I can take this seriously too." Or, in Goncharov's case, "yeah I'll help collectively gaslight the internet".
Another big part about sharing it isn't about how funny the joke is, but how impress you are with the effort. As an audience you can feel the love artists/musicians/writers put into their Goncharov fanwork, and can't help but have respect.
This same logic goes for how coffeeshop fics are fun to write, but they aren't funny. The charm for the reader is that someone loved these characters as much as you did.
In contrast, when you look at viral tweets, they're often one-shots. They're very funny and witty but you don't tend to get the same degree of repetition and variations. Because twitter is built for consumption and snappier participation, and the increasingly algorithm-driven navigation makes content more competitive, which means quality lies in individual tweets, and not in the whole phenomenon.
tldr; Tumblr memes/jokes are about how fun they are to make/share. Twitter jokes are about how fun they are to consume.
Update from the man himself
The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.
Also this.
Which led him to this.
Bless this man.
I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.
He remains just as funny and weird on other platforms dw
By the way, the topic he was presenting was
‘Can I get an Honorary Degree if I Just Ask Really Nicely’
Tumblr is honestly such a good calendar. Y'all go crazy for letting me know what day it is, and I do really appreciate that.
It's Tuesday
happy "it's tuesday saturday"
help what day is it
It's 'happy "it's Tuesday Saturday" Tuesday' Wednesday
It’s Thursday!
I don't believe you.
Happy Wednesday
It is today.
Actually I think it's yesterday
@bees-official
Happy fucking. Some day yall
omg he's alive
Debatable tbh 😌
ya’ll were really gonna let me live my life in ignorance thinking mr. rogers was straight???
oh whoops, did we forget to tell you? there’s a quote in The Good Neighbor where Mr. Rogers talked about being attracted to both men and women
FRED ROGERS I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE
WOOOO
tumblr rediscovering this post in 2025:
the Ides of March grows near
HEHEHEHEHEHE
why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
Bob is made by Japanese artist Ahnitol! He holds pens! He comes in many colors!
can I stay in bed until 2025
Wake up bitch
as a woman with elevated testosterone (pcos) who uses steroids (asthma inhalers) i must say i am feeling very cheated in the athletic prowess department. when is my dangerous masculine olympic level strength and speed supposed to kick in. do i need to go to professor x
1) PCOS is a hormonal disorder not a chromosomal disorder. You are likely not intersex.
2) Asthma inhalers aren't strength muscle steroids they are lung muscle steroids that RELAX the muscles so you can breathe. And they worked exactly how they are supposed to.
ILLITERACY AND LACK OF BACKGROUND KNOWLEDGE DETECTED!! OP WROTE ELEVATED TESTOSTERONE AND NOT “INTERSEX” ANYWHERE! REPLIER DOES NOT KNOW CORTICOSTEROIDS IN ASTHMA INHALERS ARE IN FACT BANNED IN SPORTS! YOU WILL BE SENT TO A FORCED RE-EDUCATION CAMP TO RE-LEARN SECOND GRADE READING! AND FOURTH GRADE “LOOKING THINGS UP”! BONK!
eddie starting at a new firehouse in el paso and he’s texting buck at work and a new coworker asks who he’s talking to and he goes “oh, just my partner” absentmindedly and they go “nice! how long have you been together?” and he means to correct them but panics and says “about six years” instead
bonus points: it spirals into a bigger and bigger mess of lies by omission/careful phrasing
coworker: so you’ve been together six years, but he didn’t move out here with you?
eddie: ah, well, we weren’t sure the move would be permanent, so we’re kind of keeping one foot in LA until my son decides what he wants to do
coworker: it must have been tricky dating as a single parent. are he and your son close?
eddie: honestly, how good he is with christopher is a big part of the reason i love him so much. he completely stepped up from the day they met without even being asked
coworker: aww :)
this of course culminates with buck surprise-visiting eddie’s new firehouse, when eddie immediately panic-hugs him in front of everyone so he can whisper into buck’s ear “they think you’re my boyfriend, i’ll explain later, please just go with it” and buck takes 0.2 seconds to process before loudly going “hi sweetheart, i missed you so much!” and keeping his arm around eddie the whole time as he meets everyone
Tumblr makes sense to me bc if i see something i like i get excited and hit the button to show other people and theres no weird unspoken social conventions my autistic brain doesnt understand. I can literally sit here and reblog 150 niche shitposts about harvest mice in an hour just bc they make me happy and i dont have to explain myself to anyone and i'll actually *gain* followers instead of just being called weird and downvoted or whatever its so cool
CAUSES OF ENGINEERING DISASTERS:
"huh, didn't know that material behaved that way"
"well luckily *this* load case will never happen"
"I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOU ALL. BUT YOU SAID THE FIX WAS TOO EXPENSIVE AND WOULD TAKE TOO LONG"
"you were using it to do *what*???"
"shouldn't we get this change approved by a regulatory body?" "nah"
"wait we were meant to inspect that part of the structure?"
Additionally:
"the good quality material that we're supposed to use is too expensive, surely this lower cost alternative that looks really similar is just as good, right?"
"The manufacture of this vital thing we use changed their process and didn't bother to tell us and nobody realized the change in time"
"Fuck we didn't triple check that we standardized units"
"It's just software, we can always patch it later"
+ the historical usual cause:
"this is the first time anyone in our known history has done this, so quite literally nobody knew any better."
Our fandom forbearers did NOT suffer through Anne Rice, strikethrough, and other bullshit for fucking ACOTAR and Harry Potter fans to fucking ruin it for all of us by selling fanfiction. I am not losing novel length yaoi epics because some of you don't know how to act in fannish spaces and yes I do blame the booktokification of fanfic but I also blame those of you that treat fandom like content to consume and not a community to engage with.
Seriously people, learn fandom etiquette. It exists, it exists for extremely good reasons, and it's been decades in the making.
You know the saying, 'OSHA regulations are written in blood'? Yeah, that applies to fandom etiquette. We didn't make this shit up to lord it over newcomers, these rules evolved as a form of fucking self-defense and by god we'll die on this hill.
So stop putting other people's fanfictions on KINDLE UNLIMITED!!!
Reposting because some of these kids don't understand that sites like AO3 and stuff HAVE TO make sure that there is no money coming directly from the fanfiction and stuff itself. When a fan author makes money from, say, Marvel superhero one-shots, it gives Disney the ability to go after the site the author was on and sites like it (Wattpad, AO3, Fanfiction.net, ect). These companies that own the movies, books, and T.V that we love are just itching to make more money from the working people. They are just waiting to steal away the ability to write and share fanworks for free like we can right now. When people try to make money off of their fanfiction by putting their PayPal or something in the authors notes, that could potentially be the gust of wind that starts the avalanche and gets the sites taken down. No more bedtime stories, no more art, no more anything without your Silly Little Blorbos(tm) behind a pay wall.
Fanfiction is not commercial. In a world where everything costs money, we should protect the freedom of fanfiction tooth and nail.
I mean not even talking about AI scrapping and stuff which is relatively new and despicable.
Plus I can't imagine the gall it takes to put SOMEONE ELSE'S work on Kindle or reposting it somewhere else without express consent. It's even worse if you're doing it to turn a profit.
Disney fucked up copyright just to protect Mickey mouse. (See the 1976 Copyright protection act and the following Copyright Term Extention Act of 1998 that was literally dubbed the Mickey Mouse Protection Act) So don't tell me they won't go after fanfiction/fanart if they get the chance.
I have people (more than one not just this one I'm reblogging) bring up why I didn't mention reylos and their fanfic to pubfic pipeline and like yeah they suck yeah I think "fic with the serial numbers filed off" types of YA books are lame and gross and kind of antithetical to the culture of fanfic itself but shitting on bad white woman fandoms is not what this post is about. This is specifically about certain fandoms selling FANFICTION, not thinly veiled fanfiction but actual fanfic ripped off ao3 marketing it explicitly AS fanfiction to sell on sites like etsy.
The majority of the fic I saw on etsy was ACOTAR, Harry potter, and that one weird offshoot fandom about Harry Potter's dad or whatever. If I had seen reylo I would have mentioned it.
Maybe their ship is such bland and generic milquetoast bullshit that it's easier to file the serial numbers off and they can still get gratification from it so they don't really have a market for selling actual fanfiction I don't know but like, yeah that's why I didn't mention it for once they weren't part of the problem they're just annoying and insufferable and racist etc
It's been 7 long years.
The final season of Percy Jackson and the Olympians has just begun to release.
The Ares and Apollo cabins are in a dispute over ownership for the flying chariot.
The counselors sit around a table in the Big House.
Percy has just learned that he's (probably) gonna die in the next month, when Clarisse and Michael begin to bicker. Percy has had it up to here.
He starts clapping rhythmically. There is a lull in the room as they stare at him.
He claps faster.
"Oh golly, the road's getting bumpy, cause I've got me some friends who just can't get along-"
years later, on the Argo II, Percy and Jason have a stand-off/argument for something. Annabeth, fed up with their shit, begins clapping.
Percy is the only one who sees it coming, and groans.
Annabeth claps faster.
"Oh golly, the road's getting bumpy, cause I've got me some friends who just can't get along-"
