Oh, Hello There!

Welcome. I'm Kris. I'm 28, born and raised in central (yes, it exists) New Jersey.I live in Astoria with my beautiful girlfriend, Ilana. She is the love of my life ❤️I'm a musician, love soccer (USWNT and Sky Blue FC), cats, all other animals, and...

[karanna1]

The red card to Catalina Perez for tripping Alex Morgan

[gayleykiyoko-archive]

Kelley O’Hara receiving her third star jersey

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[padfootnprongs21]

Rehearsal dinner for Allie’s wedding. 

How can they all looks so beautiful!? Cyb KO is third wheeling everyone? xD

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[buffylives]

It’s like a CrossFit leaderboard in here.

[kristheawesum]

Best line haha

[ilana-s-deactivated20241106]

Thank you for flipping my world upside down in the best way possible.

[kristheawesum]

I AM CREEPING ON YOUR TUMBLR MY LOVEEEEE!!! I have arrived back onto the Tumblr scene buwahaha I love you so much babe <3

[tastefullyoffensive]

Funny Sandwich Board Signs Previously: Funny Business Signs

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[cypher2]

KO’d

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[woodywombpecker]

What If Your Friends Acted Like Your Pets

[efemell]

this is the greatest post. ever.

[reinbow-ribbons-deactivated2018]

I never realised how true this was until I had a cat of my own

[thestarsinstripes]

Here,have some Kelley! Also for afuturelostytd

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[the-beauty-of-words-blog]

This post has been featured on a 1000Notes.com blog!

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More Facts on Psychofacts :)

[gailslunchbox]

Sky Blue vs Portland Thorns 8.22.15