How to Raise a Honey Badger

A daily glimpse at the life of Henry B., a tiny person being raised in the South by completely inexperienced over-achiever parents. Henry B. just don't care, much like the famed (and similarly initialled) honey badger.

[kristinabaldridge]

Almost makes the middle of the night dog vomit worth it. 😍 https://www.instagram.com/p/CnA3Qf2rssBDLepZXuVJW9xa_ezt2bOmgds2Eo0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[kristinabaldridge]

Felt cute. And I agree. Will not delete later. https://www.instagram.com/p/Cmz9LDzLr7QgRKMCis_2f4Ustdjc29AzK_S0200/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[kristinabaldridge]

Phone got hacked by a rapid baby monkey who looks a lot like me. https://www.instagram.com/p/CmzgnAnPWpu5p-i3OgMDeqtpnWMYS-OoXPxZGo0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[kristinabaldridge]

Christmas break, day two. Send help. And scotch tape. https://www.instagram.com/p/CmfWAToLo8IVgUwM5VJYQX9ZufIww1lv8tXYzE0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[kristinabaldridge]

Scenes from Fancy Family Date Night, Nutcracker edition. https://www.instagram.com/p/Cmc3Ylpr7yEO093P8umqI0QgVKJrBa_pyQHU3M0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[kristinabaldridge]

Smile for your mother but make it an homage to Burt Reynolds https://www.instagram.com/p/CmcvnIcrjJHHcw8IQZJ0ZOC0_vcmF5g1oFo_N40/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[kristinabaldridge]

Angelic little monster enjoying some @thelongleafhotel family suite action. https://www.instagram.com/p/CmcaUV0vLql3EH2MYEMrLgt8uo5A3K-yPq19tQ0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[kristinabaldridge]

Thinking about Grammie tonight. https://www.instagram.com/p/CmXlWQrryoEfRkXUDCr5h6pqOK-G2CA6fizXSc0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[kristinabaldridge]

Just try to find me someone hotter. DO YOU GET IT? 🔥💅 https://www.instagram.com/p/CmRnYGnLDcHISGV_hXM-GdbWBPWukbxTx9LDJQ0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[kristinabaldridge]

Please enjoy this parking garage photo shoot during which I demanded happy faces and got this goober instead. https://www.instagram.com/p/CmA0Q8lO2WdKJcO0ORyG-ApjmG606max_sSaEQ0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[kristinabaldridge]

My boys are pretty cute when I’m not about to sell them all on the Internet. https://www.instagram.com/p/ClZJ4VDulwIFLMSac5XV_bzteNei7PQf03iMeQ0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[kristinabaldridge]

Ready to throw down. https://www.instagram.com/p/ClW3xvJvOfbWSzkxSQWxPp2mhrhzI724ogTHOQ0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[kristinabaldridge]

It’s bread and awkward indoor hat szn. ✌️ https://www.instagram.com/p/ClROcRfLJ5L_m4tdGz_5AfiCseTVOFWNoeKFIY0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[kristinabaldridge]

Still life of a very spoiled dumb dumb. https://www.instagram.com/p/ClE8f1FvgjlPW-snj9vCTjGD_4ubydk-GLNr0A0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[kristinabaldridge]

Buckle up your babies and your bottles, folks. https://www.instagram.com/p/CkoRARqvhZnqtYBRw5lNqTLHeyjYTfWjx1rwTM0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[kristinabaldridge]

Witch story should we start with? GET IT? Follow me for more spooky pun content. https://www.instagram.com/p/CkW0sQuvbMfk_2O48FkT_BM4XXtJJDBzrWu9js0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[kristinabaldridge]

Happiest birthday (again) my boo. I’m sorry none of us can ever have our eyes open at the same time but at least we’re not all mid nose pick? https://www.instagram.com/p/CkUMT7YvHIbdk198Fv8Wvg1R4sGHABdQQKkifU0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=