Valiant Pungent Reindeer King

30 - Melbourne, Aus -- Rarely updated anymore!

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My mannnn

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y'all 🥹🥲

at my 10 year college program reunion in Hong Kong and I started crying walking into Frozen land

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Zootopia 2 was UNHINGED

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hewwo papa

I'm so cold Sharon, so very very cold,

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YOU MADE THAT JOYRIDE FANCAM?!?

lol yes that was me!

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I miss when my posts went viral on tumblr because at most they got a couple hundred thousand notes and then heaps of new followers and maybe a couple of funny anon messages meanwhile I made a fancam to joyride by kesha that blew UP on twitter and all I got was months of Katy Perry fans in my DMs threatening to dox me

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so I just saw moana 2.....

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FROZEN 4???????

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Remember that time you got really horny for bigfoot daddy from that son of bigfoot movie?

If wanting to yiff the hot daddy bigfoot is wrong then I don't want to be right

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just saw inside out 2 and I think it's time we bring her back

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happy boss baby day to those who celebrate

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Getting locked out of my twitter account during the site's final hours for wishing death upon Dr Luke while impersonating the boss baby feels almost like fate

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Only real ones remember 👊😔🤙

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Getting locked out of my twitter account during the site's final hours for wishing death upon Dr Luke while impersonating the boss baby feels almost like fate

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7 years later and people are still sending you the fucking weirdest asks

It's THE most constant and stable thing in my life apart from the depression!!

Also it's coming up on 9 years since kristoffbjorgman was born and at this point I've been on tumblr for over 10 years so

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This is gonna be an extreme throw back, but I truly do miss the Thots and Onions podcast 😔✌🏼 it was peak entertainment

naur naur it's true she was the moment!!

but shannon and I lead regular adult lives with regular schedules now so our free time doesn't cross over as often anymore 😢

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How often do you drink these days? And do you still like Passion Pop?

Hellaur I've reached a certain age where I now get actual hangovers and a sore tummy when I drink in excess and alcohol is expensive in Australia!! So not very often at all anymore I'm afraid, only if I'm out with friends or work people in which case I go full throttle no holds barred okay

Weed is more fun these days lol

But make no mistake I was, am and forever will remain THEE passion pop prince of newcastle australia okay? (even IF the closest thing I have in my apartment right now is a single bottle of pink moscato)

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Heeeeelaur

There’s a video of @kristoffbjorgman saying this while drunk in the DCP housing bathroom after he locked himself in there and stole our phone after we slid it under the door on video mode to see if he was ok.

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it was the first time I drank 4loko (which I got from the gas station next to vista way thank you very much) and I did not realise one single can had the same amount of alcohol as a full bottle of wine so I drank 3 in rapid succession and had to throw up :^(