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Jack • 23 • Australia

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Everywhere I go I'm haunted by him

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Having a vodka rocks and a piece of toast for breakfast in memory of this queen

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Why do you hate the pig so much??

his house is RIGHT in the middle of the path surrounding my mansion, see

also he’s ugly and a little fucking asshole so i want him dead

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i’m not taking ANY CHANCES this time around!!!!!

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THE VERY FIRST FUCKING VILLAGER TO MY CAMPSITE ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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He lives here now xoxo

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:’)

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I reset my island a few days ago because I hated my layout and wanted to start over fresh and karma finally came through for me on my first camper 😗

[kristoffblogman]

Why do you hate the pig so much??

his house is RIGHT in the middle of the path surrounding my mansion, see

also he’s ugly and a little fucking asshole so i want him dead

[kristoffblogman]

i’m not taking ANY CHANCES this time around!!!!!

[kristoffblogman]

THE VERY FIRST FUCKING VILLAGER TO MY CAMPSITE ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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He lives here now xoxo

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:')

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BUONGIORNO!

[kristoffblogman]

Why do you hate the pig so much??

his house is RIGHT in the middle of the path surrounding my mansion, see

also he’s ugly and a little fucking asshole so i want him dead

[kristoffblogman]

i’m not taking ANY CHANCES this time around!!!!!

[kristoffblogman]

THE VERY FIRST FUCKING VILLAGER TO MY CAMPSITE ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[kristoffblogman]

He lives here now xoxo

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now THIS was a cultural reset

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twitter gets the job done but I truly honestly with all my heart miss tumblr, reading through all the comments on that post gave my brain the boost of seratonin that my citalopram stopped doing months ago

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reading your blog as an impressionable youth looking for frozen content on tumblr turned me into a gay man, thank you for your service

you are WELCOME and also I am SORRY for the years of therapy you’re probably going to need to go through

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anyways chops is the worst ac character (besides kitty) and no one can chance my mind, if i ever get him in my acnh im going to hit him with a net until the net breaks.

I’m warning you now he will get your hopes up by telling you he’s thinking of moving and then crushing your soul by saying “no I think I’ll stay to work on our relationship” it happened to me in new leaf and it happened to me TWO DAYS AGO

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I'm howling why did that chops post get so many notes

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“leave shane dawson alone” had me laughing so hard I gave myself a headache

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Can u post the chops pattern QR code? He’s moving into my town tomorrow and I want to be ready

sorryyyy I barely open tumblr anymore and I had no idea that post did so well lol but here it is for anyone interested

[kristoffblogman]

Why do you hate the pig so much??

his house is RIGHT in the middle of the path surrounding my mansion, see

also he’s ugly and a little fucking asshole so i want him dead

[kristoffblogman]

i’m not taking ANY CHANCES this time around!!!!!

[kristoffblogman]

THE VERY FIRST FUCKING VILLAGER TO MY CAMPSITE ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[spindrift]

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i have no words

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I'm howling why did that chops post get so many notes

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this is the worst day of my life

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Why do you hate the pig so much??

his house is RIGHT in the middle of the path surrounding my mansion, see

also he’s ugly and a little fucking asshole so i want him dead

[kristoffblogman]

i’m not taking ANY CHANCES this time around!!!!!

[kristoffblogman]

THE VERY FIRST FUCKING VILLAGER TO MY CAMPSITE ARE YOU KIDDING ME