kristomaster4

Hello everybody this is kristomaster4 here! And welcome to my tumblr!!...for anything that happens to happen I guess.

[kaysholmes]

how it was going

[suzie-draws]

[reverie612]

If fear was a song

[dalmascandwarf]

This is what plays when you’re being chased through a haunted house by a clown

[hammerjarljurenhar]

and that’s how it happened

[jelloapocalypse]

You know the Skyrim story is fake right? There has never been an update that allows you to adopt more than two children

I’m gonna be real with you chief, I do know that and I could not give less of a shit

[fanonical]

my girlfriend wanted more than the amount of children you can adopt in skyrim so she taught herself how to mod it so that you could adopt them all, and uploaded it to a skyrim modding community so other likeminded player could utilize her code.

months later, an update was added to skyrim that was basically her code, verbatim, lifted directly from the mod, without credit or even permission. this made her so angry that she, at age seventeen, booked a flight to maryland, went to bethesda headquarters and demanded to see todd himself to yell at him.

of course, she was immediately denied this request and escorted out of the building because she was a scary six foot seventeen year old canadian lesbian who had flown all the way to yell at a man who probably had no idea her code was stolen, but she is still legitimately, 100% furious with him to this day

i fucking love her.

[dorkery]

FACE YOUR CRIMES, HOWARD

[mimi-loves-foxes-deactivated202]

fuzzy creature

[punishandenslavesuckers]

unconventional DnD motives

Adventurer: I love my mom and I wanna make sure she has a nice house to live in with flowers and shit. And she can’t do that if you’re out here, like, breathing fire on the fuckin’ landscape. You’re ruining her view. 

Villain: How dare you come here with such weak – OW! WHAT THE FUCK! STOP STABBING ME! HEY! OH GOD! SO MUCH LIGHTNING. 

Adventurer: YOU. ARE. BRINGING DOWN. PROPERTY VALUES!

[sammy--pants]

Villain: Who do you fight for?

Adventurer:

[starbirbz]

https://imgur.com/R8RGWOl

[mugiwarayoshi]

Moments before death.

[queenwhiskey]

[suzie-draws]

@kristomaster

[kristomaster]

Yeah I saw this before. It’s so fucking great! X3

[teenagerposts]

me: “nah I won’t fall asleep. I’m not even that tired”

also me 3 minutes later:

[suzie-draws]

@kristomaster

[kristomaster]

[xkzy8]

Hey there I like some vidya games

Speedpaint →

[bscat100]

@kristomaster

[lisosa]

I wish you all a happy holiday season! ✨

[paranoodle]

[november 2018 catch-up] i would do this if i had his cloak thing

[the-crew-ask-blog]

Is no one going to talk about in the season 8 final how magic returns to pinky??? A earth pony???? Magic doesn’t return other earth ponies and doesn’t return to peguses either? Like does that not strike anyone odd? Or have I like somehow missed the part where it’s said she has magic…

[changelingmystery]

Let’s see a unicorn or Pegasus try to grow plants. Earth magic is a thing it’s just earth ponies don’t have direct magic like unicorns do. Pegasi kinda have direct magic because they can create weather and stand on clouds.

[princealigorna]

Basically. Each race of ponies has their own kind of magic. Zebras are good with potions. Earth ponies have nature magic that helps them grow crops. Pegasi have weather magic. Unicorns have spells and direct energy manipulation. Though, this does seem to support my theory that Pinkie has chaos magic.

[changelingmystery]

^^^^this

[switch-up-snowfox]

@sephcreates it wasn’t just unicorn’s the magic was being stolen from, earlier in the finale the cupcakes pinkie packed went bad, when normally they would last the whole trip.

[flimflamflummox-deactivated2021]

It ain’t chaos, where else would someone’s aptitude (magically speaking) for cooking manifest other than the muzzle of a pony tho honestly? The senses of smell and taste are CRUCIAL to cooking and or baking, because you can tell if food is good based on the smell and look of it if you can’t taste test it.

[switch-up-snowfox]

oh yeah, that reminds me, a pony’s talent is likely related to their magic. Like Trixie is great in show magic but not real magic, and Pinkie’s whole schtick is baking and making ponies laugh and smile, which is likely why she’s able to do the shit she does; the magic applies rule of funny.

[flimflamflummox-deactivated2021]

It’s also a bit silly to consider her as a force of chaos. It feels really disparaging to her character on account of the fact that she keeps detailed written records, organized on her friends and their likes and preferences, she tends to be someone who works within the confines of, you know, the law, and is one of the elements of harmony, which is seen as a positive force in universe whereas chaos is seen as a negative force.

I don’t get why there are so much fan content about her being evil and a vindictive bitch. Sure when she gets upset she sometimes goes a bit off the wall, but in the most extreme cases she does so in private. Why? Because she doesn’t want to hurt anyone just because she’s in a bad mood, she keeps her positive vibes public and her negative ones closed off, case in point:

Talking to herself because even though she’s mad she doesn’t want to bring other’s down because it’s seemingly against her nature. Granted there are exceptions to this, but for the most part these exceptions are due to the fact that she gets a harebrained idea and goes WAAAAAAAAAY too far with it.

She’s not really malicious enough to be purely a force of chaos.

[artofthecatt]

Posting art on the internet 101

[sailor-charon]

Oof I’ve been called out and it hurts

[retrogamingblog]

Super Smash Bros moves performed by Marvel stuntmen