i'm gonna tell him

kristoff bjorgman twenty six years old. carpenter. animals are better than people. socially impaired. sort of smelly. sensitive and sweet. introverted. but desperate for human hugs.grumpy. a bit of a fixer-upper.

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closed for @annasxlarson​

the morning feels different. not only because he’s not in his cabin as he usually is and he’s not alone. ever since elsa decided to move out, kristoff stays at anna’s a lot and while he misses his cabin, he can’t complain about it. they haven’t been dating for long and yet it feels like they’ve been together for years. maybe that’s why sometimes it feels so easy to just slip three little words when they’re talking. maybe that’s why sometimes he doesn’t know why he never said anything at all. 

“ what? ” he asks when he feels her gaze on him. “ do i have something on my face? ”

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closed for @icanfelixfixit​

“ hey, boss! ” kristoff calls when he sees the figure of felix walking down the hallway. there aren’t many instances where kristoff calls onto felix, being the type of self-reliable employee. he prefers to do his work the best he can without bothering his superior unless it’s inevitable. this time, it seems to be. kristoff was a handy-man to a young couple for a couple of occasions to do some repairs on their apartment. instead of paying him at each visit, they asked to pay everything at once as soon as the repairs are all done. the only issue is: now that his work is completed, they refuse to pay anything. “ do you have a minute? there’s a situation with the prescott couple. ”

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xaspiringbeamoflightx‌:

Tina stuck her nose stubbornly in the air. She hated to admit it, but Kristoff was right; she did like to know that she could be tiny and scary. It was her whole shtick. That being said, she didn’t much appreciate her height, or lack thereof, being brought to attention. “That may be true,” she stated. “But that doesn’t mean you should say it.”

She shook her head; if Tina said something was gourmet then it was gourmet, goddamnit! “How dare you say I have psycho taste buds. That’s, like, offensive. I’m offended. The Hawaiians are offended.” Tina huffed, plonking her elbow onto the table and resting her chin on her palm. “Okay, fine, I’ll take it back if it makes you feel better. We’re friends. Get me my fries.”

“ i’m daring like that, ” kristoff says, shrugging. tina probably knows he does it because it’s a sore spot for her. the same way she pokes him on his sore spots only to see him worked up. it’s the whole purpose to make fun of her tastes too. while not his favorite he could probably forgive anyone that isn’t tina for liking to dip their fries on milkshake, as revolting as the idea sounds to him. 

a cocky, satisfied smile spreads over his lips when she says they’re friends. he knows it’s a small victory and it’s a way for her to get her free food, but it’s still a victory. “ thank you for admitting i’m your best friend, ” he teases before getting up to retrieve their food. he gets a big order for himself as well and is balancing two trays when coming back towards the table. kristoff puts both of them down as carefully as he can. “ hey, just don’t expect a ring with those. ”

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svenhq‌:

Sven was kind of old fashioned, in the sense that he rather sit down and let the others have fun and watch over them then just riding these rollarcoaster alone because for one thing, the guy had a slight fear of heights and second, he felt like he was a bit too old to be riding these things at this age anyways but he was happy to see his brother sit down next to him automatically folding it up to give him his utmost attention; “Yes brother but I was reading about an argument to say that they should re-promote it, which I guess is always going to be an argument isn’t it? Whether or not they actually do something-… I don’t see why they had to change it in the first place, it was perfectly fine being a planet until some idiot just changed it”

kristoff looks at sven, blinking a few times. he knows sven is definitely the smart one between the two of them and he hopes that sven can read the whole confusion on his face. while yeah, pluto not being a planet is a fact, it never occurred as interesting to him. he prefers working with wood and – anything else, really, than to sit down and study about something that isn’t gonna add to his work. “ scientists, am i right? ” he says. “ sorry brother, i don’t know much about it. justice for the little guy, though? ”

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uncledcnald‌:

Donald glanced at the other man, nodding slightly. “That’s how I feel too. Like I’ve been stolen from my retirement home. I’m supposed to be young and fit, I don’t ever remember being a little shit at 18 like those three.” He pointed them out then let out a sigh and slumped back in his seat. 

kristoff looks toward the general direction donald points to, easily locating the three boys the man seems to be concerned with. he sighs in sympathy because yeah, they already come off as a handful and kristoff didn’t do much but look at them. “ your brothers? or – ” he lets the question hang between them. “ regardless, i feel for you, man. ”

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text kristoff

anna: hey baby, I'm on the other side of the festival and elsa isn't well please come find us.

kristoff: are you okay?

kristoff: on my way

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➢ to: tina

tina: well push me toward the path of an oncoming car instead then sidekick!!!!!!!!

kristoff: so much anger n denial tina

kristoff: does u no good

kristoff: if anything it confirms that u got the hots 4 the serenator

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➢ to: tina

tina: i prefer slasher flicks

tina: and you're about to be in one

kristoff: nope

kristoff: im the heros sidekick pushing her towards the paTH OF HER HEART !!!

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➢ to: tina

tina: no! It is not romantic! It's embarrassing😥

tina: shut up!

kristoff: im nOT shutting up !!!

kristoff: dont b embarrassed its cute

kristoff: u shouldve run to the stage &all that

kristoff: ur a real life romantic comedy awwwwww !!!!!

[xaspiringbeamoflightx]

fuck ya chicken strips

        a kristina moodboard

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➢ to: tina

tina: he was not!!!!!!!!! it was not a serenade! That is not how serenades work!!

kristoff: he was too!!!

kristoff: just bc he wasnt singing from below ur window doesnt mean its not a serenade

kristoff: in front of everyone too how romantic 🤧

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➢ to: tina

tina: you are an ACTUAL dickhead

tina: and not even like a big dick

tina: a tiny dick

kristoff: aw don't be mad

kristoff: i just think its cute ur husband to be is serenading u

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➢ to: tina

kristoff: 😏😏😏💋💍🍆🎼🎤💏

tina: oh my gOD FUCK OFF

tina: like actually shut up

tina: 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

kristoff: tina and james 👀👫

kristoff: under a tree 🌳🤪

kristoff: K

kristoff: I

kristoff: S

kristoff: S

kristoff: I

kristoff: N

kristoff: G

kristoff: 😘😘👄

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➢ to: tina

kristoff: 😏😏😏💋💍🍆🎼🎤💏

[uncledcnald-deactivated20200524]

It wasn’t that Donald didn’t like things like this, he did enjoy them but adding the stress of the triplets being here too as they had begged him for days when they heard about it, he had given in and agreed to go with them under one condition, they would behave.

He wiped the sweat from his brow and let out a tired sigh before sitting on one of the benches. “I’m 26 years old and feel 86 right now.”

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“ right now? ” kristoff quips, looking towards the crowd that is definitely... not his crowd. his crowd would definitely entail less people and surely less noise. it would probably take place in the woods as well, where most of the visuals and sounds would be hidden by trees and bushes. there is very little that he actually enjoys about it, but he will do mostly everything to see anna smile nowadays. “ i feel like 86 nearly every day. right now i feel like i’ve been stolen out of my retirement home. and i love my retirement home ”

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♥ closed for @annasxlarson​

while crowded places aren’t the first choice for kristoff, he is happy to hold anna’s hand in public so the few odd individual that doesn’t know about them, has the confirmation of their relationship. that and anna is definitely in need of some entertainment and to leave the house – to which the spring festival happens to be perfect. it’s a bit tricky to kristoff, to deal with anna’s grief and general gloomy mood when he doesn’t know how to deal with his own feelings but anna hasn’t kicked his ass as of yet, so he thinks he might not be doing things completely wrong. 

“ what do you want to do first? ” he asks before taking her hand to his lips and placing a sweet kiss there. 

[svenhq]

“God can you believe this-…” he spoke mostly to himself but anyone else was welcome to chime in if they really wanted to but didn’t think they would as he had the newspaper in his hands like an old grandpa legs crossed one foot over the other as he sat on the bench choosing to sit out over most of the festivities just for a little bit and let the others enjoy it; “we are in the year 2020 and Pluto is still not considered a planet-… I am both hurt and offended by this news.”

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before sven can even be in a hearing distance, kristoff is already making a beeline towards his brother. even without meaning to, his brother stands out on the crowd – not consciously, kristoff doesn’t think, but then again, who sits down to read the newspaper in a place that is supposed to have several other forms of entertainment to choose from? nevertheless, kristoff is thankful for this. it means he can skip other, more awkward interactions in favor to talking to his brother. he scoffs as soon as sven talks, looking over his shoulder. “ how is this news? ” kristoff asks. “ how old even is this newspaper? wasn’t pluto demoted like, years ago? ”