sneakin around gets ya NOWHERE!

wes/30 doomed to the life of an aesthete

[infectiouspiss]

restrained summer fun. tied up summer fun. bound and gagged summer fun.

[imitationgirl]

last night I dreamt up an evil version of the forgotten by most but beloved by few children’s television show h2o just add water

in the dream I kept waking up on the shore with my friends under a full moon with only the vaguest recollection of swimming underwater. I remember feeling absolutely serene but also sensing that I had done something unspeakably evil

then as the dream progressed I started to remember more and more of my transformations into a mermaid. I remember the compulsion to tear my clothes off and walk into the sea. life underwater started to feel better than life on land. I stopped caring about the possibility that I was hurting people. my friends and I knew we were turning into wicked creatures but we’d never felt so unburdened from our everyday lives.

in spite of all the murders, it was a lovely dream!

[innerchildabortionclinic]

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

[imyselfamthesun]

[ahotknife]

could you imagine if tinder was like this. instead of unicorn hunters and weed plugs

[thediscossessed]

This post gives me the perfect excuse to post my favorite ad ever

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[formlab]

Mark Adams, 1982

[fishieguyy]

ouuuughhh

[mismedleym]

two lamps

[commiegoth]

When Do I Get To Sing "My Way"

Bonus:

[imitationgirl]

one of the best and simultaneously hardest things about getting older is giving in to my pretentious twat tendencies

[gabriellabowden]

This is one of my new drawings, it's 11x14, mostly HB, called "GET SOME!"

[z-coil]

Collage self-portrait 4/6/22

[imitationgirl]

they’re the same picture

[bigtittygothmom666]

[100line]

Dio lackeys are always saying shit like “Lord Dio will be so pleased when he hears tell of my deed! He shall reward me!” I don’t know how to tell you but Dio does not give a fuck

[100line]

Dio is standing in front of his mirror testing selfie angles right now and to be honest he’s kind of hoping you die

[dailyflicks]

WILD AT HEART (1990) dir. David Lynch