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[iko-flash]

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[ofhotheads-blog]

Send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.

No deleting questions, either!

[graciieroy]

           “ BUT, hear me out. i’ll share my drinks if you share the sandwich. ”

[kruegerjr-blog]

“how about you give me the drinks anyway? i don’t recall you turning 21. besides you know sangria is my shit. is your girlfriend having a bad influence on you gracie? do i need to have a talk with her?” 

[strongbarnes-blog]

                    “ oh — oh no no. i um – i just sometimes – my brain doesn’t catch up                        with my mouth y’see. it’s um – i just – i don’t know. i’m kinda socially                       inept. and i get real nervous and stuff so – um – i lose my train of                        thought. ”

[kruegerjr-blog]

“here---” she said reaching out and pressing her fingers firmly against the sides of the other girls lower neck firmly but not too hard. “---relax okay? take a deep breath. it helps trust me. i used to have the same problems myself. “singing songs helps a lot.” 

[geoiisms]

     “ sorry — where does your hairline start again, burnt up freddy krueger lookin’ ass. you were the one coming at me for looking at your sandwich, which is nasty by the way. ”

[kruegerjr-blog]

“oh that’s a good one dumbo. did you get it out of the ‘101 comebacks’ book you got at the book fair in sixth grade? ah yes, ‘burnt up freddy krueger lookin’ ass’ very clever. if only i were actually burnt up. meatball marinara nasty? your taste buds must be as deformed as those ears.”

[strongbarnes-blog]

              “ i uh — no i mean – that’s not what i was doing. i mean – i                 was looking over – but i didn’t mean to – um you know.. uh. ”

[kruegerjr-blog]

“are you okay? you’re not having a seizure are you?”

[geoiisms]

     “ nobody wants your crum-bummy ass sandwich, gil. ”

[kruegerjr-blog]

“crum-bummy? take a look at yo fuckin’ forehead gordita. now extend those ears and catch a breeze, i have too much to worry about without dealing with you.” 

[kruegerjr-blog]

“are you eyeballin’ my sandwhich?” she asked, looking over at the other with a raised eyebrow. “’cause i will smack a bitch up if they try and snatch my meatball marinara.”