Welcome to the Salty Splatoon

The name is Jayne/Janie whatever the fuck you wanna call me. 22 years old. Bi as hell. Feminist. Atheist. Liberal. Every Republican's Nightmare. I post mainly music related stuff, specifically rock music. Not going to say which rockstar I'm married to because it's just going to change in three months anyway

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when I delete this will be my final post

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It would be incredibly hypocritical of me to stay on this website when I advocate so much for sex positivity. This website was what made me comfortable with my sexuality, the fact that I was able to be a girl and open with who I was was something new to me when I started this blog. The high school I went to was full of sexist boys who got away with their harassment, ignorance, and assaults, the only “sexual experience” I had was getting manipulated and taken advantage of by an old boy. I got comfortable here. I learned who I was because of this site and it may sound pathetic, but I really didn’t have any outlets for what I liked or what I wanted. I learned it wasn’t my fault on here, I figured out I was bi on here, I felt safe here.

I’m surprised by the lack of mass exodus that may happen from this. This isn’t about porn. Tumblr has started to flag posts regarding sexuality, SA, and just about anything that isn’t family friendly. I didnt come here to be family friendly, I came here to be myself. And maybe I’m vulgar, maybe I’m socially inappropriate, maybe I don’t know when to stop sharing, but that’s what this blog has been about this whole time.

PM me if you want my Snapchat. Let me know if there’s still a functioning Rammstien discord.

It’s been fun.

Signing off,

That-confounded-bridge, axolotl-rose, kruspe-kreme

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It’s kind of hard not to say anything to your dad who praises Reagan the same day you see Bohemian Rhapsody

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not much discussion of bagpipes on this web site

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So before I quit this website I should tell you all I finally got a job. I work at a weed place in Colorado and I’m gonna see how many men try to intimidate me went I check their IDs.

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Shoutout to the guys who put Blue Lives Matter on their Tinder profiles

I know to swipe the fuck left

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I’m being serious though, I’ll keep this blog up but I’m not doing shit on this website after the 17th

Because this is censorship of expression of the highest form and when I joined this site, it was the only outlet I had for it.

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straight men trying to make Serious war dramas and accidentally making incredibly tender homoerotic cinema is the funniest thing

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no other song is “this generation’s bohemian rhapsody”

bohemian rhapsody is every generation’s bohemian rhapsody

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– Смотри: я сфинкс….

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Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

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“look: i’m a sphinx”

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There should be a dating app for sad girls who drink tea, read books, and smoke weed all day

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That feeling when you’ve been raised to feel responsible for everyone else’s feelings so you put yourself through misery for years

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Does anybody remember this “go nuts, show nuts, whatever” gem? Oh how the mighty have fallen.

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As protest, I will post my boobs on this blog

Just kidding Im too much of a pussy