Enouement

n. The bittersweetness of having arrived here in the future, where you can finally get the answers to how things turn out in the real world—who your baby sister would become, what your friends would end up doing, where your choices would lead you, exactly when you’d lose the people you took for granted—which is priceless intel that you instinctively want to share with anybody who hadn’t already made the journey, as if there was some part of you who had volunteered to stay behind, who was still stationed at a forgotten outpost somewhere in the past, still eagerly awaiting news from the front.

[dutchster]

when they say the name of the movie in the movie

[followmeslut]

I really want this .. No like seriously

[whoreofcapernaumx]

Coolest thing I’ve ever seen on Tumblr hands down.

[porygonn-is-pory--gone-hehe]

well heres the link…  theyre only 18$ so go crazy

[mollytov]

ARE WE JUST GOING TO IGNORE WHAT IT SAYS IN THE CARD??????????????

[pantyboss]

I would cry if someone got me one of these and it said something cute or romantic

[staypozitive]

[itsagifnotagif]

Reasons why I am single..

[memewhore]

[lolfactory]

Snuggle buddies for life

✚follow LOLFACTORY on tumblr [this funny picture via lolsnaps] ♥ buy cool hoodies & sweats♥

[bluespock-blog]

Right now, in the year 2016, we are exactly in between the moon landing in 1969 and first contact with Vulcan in 2063.

[kryistalia-blog]

It's possible

[seaweed]

[joshpeck]

a beautiful herd of sea pancakes

[izzyhill]

[camiekahle-deactivated20190815]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[macncheese-blog]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

[pinkifingers]

That last fatal scream tho

[flawlessputaa-deactivated201610]

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

[piss-pirate]

[chillyfeetsteak]

i’m crying

[smore-692-deactivated20170712]

WAAA-

[veritashopian]

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

[molten-by-determination-deactiv]

IT’S BACK

[its-paradox-sans]

@stormfated IT’s FUCKING BACK!!

[mintedwitcher]

Every time this comes back I’m morally obligated to watch it over again and cry laugh over it

[art-of-worship]

[steinbecks]

FOR FUTURE REFERENCE :

tumblr does this thing now where if you’re mentioned in a post with the @ system, you get notifications EVERY TIME that post is reblogged. basically, it treats every reblog after that @ as a brand-new notification of that @.  i’ve been getting notifications like 10 times a day on [this post] over here because it has like 10,000 notes now and every new reblog is a new notification for me. 

so if you want to share something with a friend*, just use that handy-dandy little messaging arrow at the bottom of the post and save everybody’s notifications

*(me)

[brehaaorgana]

oh my god tumblr why can none of your IT employees code 

[phoukanamedpookie]

siiiiiiigh.

[fatalmirage-blog-deactivated202]

@staff PLEASE FIX THIS

[babayaga-john-wick]

The ironic thing is that if people keep reblogging this constantly enough they’ll be forced to be plagued by this exact problem until they fix it DO IT REBLOG CONSTANTLY

[amoresophisticatedkrackel]

Our family got a butter lamb for Easter this year

[just-shower-thoughts]

Killing two birds with one stone seems easy since the phase never mentioned you have to kill them at the same time.

[lockedlockedlocked]

Jesus was a friend of sinners. He ate in theor homes and danced at their parties. He did this to show that God loves us all, regardless of who we are. And He did this to demonstrate that grace is for sinners. It’s not for those who act holier than thou. Grace is for losers. It’s for addicts, abusers, drunkards, embezzlers, gamblers, gossips, gluttons, liars, crooks, swindlers, spammers. Grace is for bad dads and frazzled moms and wayward daughters and prodigal sons. Grace is for those who need it.

Paul Ellis (via lotic)

[s]

a company that sells broken safes that don’t work anymore, called NSFW

[amazoogle]

this is like 85% of the way to being an actual post

[s]

my high score

[bestoffun-blog]

forthefuns for the best fun

[jasper-rolls]

i do not like them sam i am

i do not like