Things KT Says Before Sleeping

KT babbles on chat shortly before passing out for the night. This blog contains the resulting quotes.

[ktbeforebed]

July 15 2013 1:59 A.M.

D.N.: XD i dont know how to find funny pictures i just end up typing the word funny into the search engin

KT: Just type Favod genuflect he'd O's funny look g gut lol

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you should cut the hair with the scissors and make haircut yoseph

KT ( July 10 2013 11:51 PM)

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Non-Drowsy Convo: Clearly Not a Chat Robot

Bot: hi thanks for accepting my invite, ya busy?

KT: um who are you again?

Bot: 25.f here, how about you?

KT: 20 potato

Bot: it's hard to find ppl on here 2 talk to anymore so i just took a shot and shoot u a request lol

: so whatcha up to?

KT: eating potato chips, so i guess that's cannibalism.

Bot: ahh cool. i was goin out with this guy for like 18 months and we just broke up. I am absolutely loving being single.......

: he was way 2 controlling and jealous. i like to have a good time and he would always think i'm cheatin. it got really old you know??

KT: i dated a goat once. he ate me.

Bot: well enough about him. the question is are U trying to have some fun hehe

KT: dump me in the deep frier and cover me in ketchup, baby

Bot: i was gonna hop on my webcam in a couple sex and was going 2 see if you wanted to cuum

KT: very clever misspelling. no thank you, madam.

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June 18 2013 11:05 P.M.

KT: how are you and your tomatoes

Z.N.: tomatoes? Are you feeling alright?

KT: no thank you

Z.N.: Kaytea, I think you should go get some rest.

KT: I think you should keep being beautiful and tend to your toomattoreas

Z.N.:Kaytea, please get some rest, you're not thinking straight.

KT: nothing new. i'm sorry tho.gggnoihght

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May 27 2013 11:43 P.M.

KT:Pô

KT:Cucumber psych

CS: Kung Fu Panda spinoff?

CS:Po, the cucumber psychic?

KT: Ptissur p

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Reminds me of a healthier version of those KFC sandwiches with chicken breasts for guns Ahem buns

KT (March 16 2013 12:33 A.M.)

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March 15 2013 2:48 A.M.

KT: Ynsf dezc dlighg revelry deny

:Aeewwww

:I took a benedryl . I think you can tell by my strange sense of semi consciousness and random poor typing

C.S.: Kinda figured. Though you really shouldn't be up this late anyway. I'm just doing homework. Or else I'd be asleep.

KT: I'm. Jug staying to for you

: Not

: I have a hard time sleeping sometime s p

C.S.: Facebook is probably not helping.

KT: Nah it does. I can't fall asleep if I'm not heavy shsgra gec

C.S.: I don't think I could fall asleep if I was weightless either.

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Icky curtsying

KT (March 5 2013 2:22 A.M.)

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Awkward Flirtation: February 28 2013 10:50 P.M.

KT: yes let me reverse image search your picture

C.S.: Okay.

KT: apparently you look like a bunch of asian women... more attractive though.

: ... excuse me while i hit my head against the wall

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Another Sneeze: February 25 2013 12:45 A.M.

C.S.: http://i.imgur.com/apLpM6X.jpg

KT: I get it

: Lil

: Lol

: It's hard to sneeze and type

C.S.: lil: Laughter, internally limited.

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I just wanna sleep 12 hours But now I can’t #firstworldproblems I wish ppl called ur pitbs instead of hadydag Pound Hashtag

KT (February 25 2013 1:06 A.M.)

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February 23 2013 12:03 A.M.

C.S.: I used to dissect songs on my blog once in a while. I should start doing that again.

KT: that'd be awesome

C.S.: It was fun showing the few people who ever read it exactly why I dislike popular music. XD

KT: yeah i used to watch a couple youtube channels that did that. i'd recommend them but i can't remember what they'tr vsllrf

KT: excuse me

C.S.: That's okay.

KT: called* I can't type and sneeze

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Why do headaches

KT (February 18 2013 12:31 A.M.)

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February 17 2013 3:56 A.M.

C.S.: I also like https://www.google.com/webhp?hl=xx-klingon When I feel like being a total geek

KT: i no speako klingon

C.S. :Nor I, but it still brings nerd cred.

KT: yeah mayennan\

C.S.: http://elgoog.info/ I'm not Mayan I'm Korean, remember?

KT: P:DS:OFET Iyp

C.S.: I thought you said you didn't speak Klingon?

KT: HAHA A few minutes ago I told D.N."Screw that mayan" so it's just oging downhill

C.S.: Well at least we know that you're not referring to me....right?

KT: hahaha nah bra

C.S.: I don't want D.N. screwing me...in any sense of the word.

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KT's Wedding Plans: December 9 2012 12:43 A.M.

KT: I haven't picked the milk of honor

N.D.: me? lol

KT: I want to see how many griinsmslebb rre groom has and if Jessub will be scailablevdnd want ir You're in my two

N.D.: GO TO BED!

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May 21 2013 12:20 A.M.

KT: What moo our Gvvhj

T.O.: ... irmfdskfaan 3

KT: Moo

T.O.: That's Iron Man 3. ironrajksfmna3

KT: Ooohhhh ok hmm Guiding

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Hehe You troop You beker feel like s niayoleal son’s. Ÿoooiuyu

KT ( May 18 2013, 10:27 P.M.)