take heart sweetheart

i am heaven sent; don't you dare forget it. kate thatcher. 18. queen of hearts

[michelvere]

If I can manage it.

[kthatchers-blog]

Godspeed my my microwave challenged friend, if you need a taste tester, I'm definitely here.

[david-merrick]

I… don’t really know how that would work but okay.

Awesome! What’s your favorite type of food?

[kthatchers-blog]

I can show you, but it'll definitely hurt.

Thai. It's Thai.

[michelvere]

Everything ends in me desperately looking for chocolate, honestly.

[kthatchers-blog]

This is sadly accurate. I'm guessing you're sticking to pan brownies from now on.

[david-merrick]

You can trust that I won’t try anything…

I like that movie, it’s pretty great. I’ll totally see if I can find it somewhere. This weekend, my place?

[kthatchers-blog]

Then you can trust I won't karate chop your ass in the neck.

Yeah, yeah, that works.

[quin-bigley]

I don’t need self control, who the fuck does? Want something… Have it. 

[kthatchers-blog]

So then don't complain about it. Own up to your gluttony instead.

[quin-bigley]

Fuckin’ chundering is for when you’ve taken too much, not eaten… it’ll pass. 

[kthatchers-blog]

Yeah, right, I'm gonna go ahead and pretend I understood what you said and nod and smile. Next time you should have some self control.

[david-merrick]

Do I look like I would try anything on you?

[kthatchers-blog]

Do you really want me to answer that?

In case you're wondering, my favorite movie's The Sandlot, if that doesn't make an appearance then I won't even bother.

[michelvere]

The internet is evil and builds you up just to tear you down. I hate it.

[kthatchers-blog]

Anything that encourages you to make something quick and easy is clearly lying, and then you're left cleaning the microwave for thirty minutes and desperately looking for chocolate.

[quin-bigley]

Focking ‘ell, I think I ate too much. 

[kthatchers-blog]

Make yourself throw up.

[david-merrick]

… Okay. You and I should totally hang out some time and watch movies from back in the day, yes?

[kthatchers-blog]

I'm not usually hesitant to turn down movies because it's my thing, especially from like the 90s but I feel the strange need to warn you that both Elise and I took karate and we used it on each other, so if you try anything I will break your arm, you're cool, I wouldn't mind hanging out with you, but neither will I hesitate to inflict bodily harm.

[michelvere]

Fuck brownies in mugs.

[kthatchers-blog]

Those never ever work for me. Granted, I fuck up brownie mix from the box so I don't really have room to speak, but you know, the internet totally lied.

[david-merrick]

But you’re all bagging on me for assuming we all watch the same thing. We’re the same age, you grew up on what I grew up on. So if you’ve seen it… why’d you ask if I thought people would actually remember it?

[kthatchers-blog]

Uh--nope, I was actually commenting on the fact that half these kids wouldn't get your reference, me seeing it, and you seeing it, doesn't mean the rest of these idiots have.

[david-merrick]

Yeah, well you’re hella lame so it makes sense why you wouldn’t want to watch it.

[kthatchers-blog]

Yeah, okay, hella lame, sure. Are we even having the same conversation, because I definitely picked up on your reference as something I have seen.

[david-merrick]

If they have Netflix, they should. I don’t know when it was added, but it was recently.

[kthatchers-blog]

Right, everyone just automatically watches the same thing on Netflix. I doubt anyone who didn't know what Good Burger or All That was already, is going to go check out, if I had no idea that wouldn't be what I picked.

[david-merrick]

Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?

[kthatchers-blog]

Do you think anyone around here actually remembers what that is?

[abbvtts]

I was being sarcastic. Obviously I’m the smart one.

[kthatchers-blog]

You need to work on your inflection, or just not do the whole sarcasm thing at all, it works much better on Christian. I don't know about that whole obviously thing.

[abbvtts]

You know, that’s really scary that high school students are still watching the Magic School Bus. They should’ve learned that a long time ago.

[kthatchers-blog]

You're joking, I thought you were supposed to be the smart twin?