How I Stole the Princess's White Knight and Turned Him to Villainy, by AJ Sherwood
How I Stole the Princess's White Knight and Turned Him to Villainy by AJ Sherwood
As this is currently being published serial style, I hope to eventually replace these links with an omnibus version and therefore, one post.
"Whatās a white knight to do when his princess wants to sacrifice a town to barbarians? Go to the famous Black Sorcerer of Grimslock for help, apparently.
Whatās a black sorcerer to do whenĀ theĀ white knight comes to him for help? Keep him, naturally.
Devan does not approve of this payment plan. Tan does.
Tags:
Black sorcerer, white knight, evil princess, oh my!, this whole story is crack, technically an enemies to lovers, with light angst, mostly as an excuse for cuddles, Tan is suffering from SCD-Severe Cuddle Deficiency, being adopted by a black sorcerer is like being adopted by a cat, you get no say in the matter, basically Tan took one look at Devan and went MINE, author no longer in control of this train wreck, Iām along for the ride like you are, Tan is a walking disaster, that we love anyway, Devan needs a hug, Tan volunteers himself as tribute, no forests were harmed in the making of this story, just a few hundred barbarians, magical shenanigans shall commence!"
"Whatās Devan to do when badly injured? Call on Tan, of course.
Whatās Tan to do against the creature who dared touch his knight? Destroy it utterly.
A Necromancer, eight skelebabies, a dark sorceress, and a horrified knight as backup are not as helpful as one would think.
Crackity crack Tan and Devan are back, unidentified monsters, Devan goes on a suicidal mission not of his making, Tan is absolutely not okay with this, Wells is a good friend, who regrets coming to check on Devan, the Shinawatra siblings are terrifying, each in their own ways, Bone Daddy, just because youāre a black sorcerer doesnāt mean youāre good at fighting, no forests were burned in the making of this story, but it was a very near thing, newbie adventurers vs the three siblings, the newbs may have wet their pants, black sorcerer, white knight, evil princess, allās well that ends, reluctant to lovers, hurt/comfort, sharing a bed, who hurt you is basically a marriage proposal"
"Whatās Tan to do when he has to reclaim a holy sword he canāt touch? Call upon his White Knight to save him.
Whatās Devan to do when he learns the sword was stolen in order to defeat Tan? Save the poor fools from utter annihilation.
Tan is not amused by this quest line. Devan canāt stop laughing.
Tanās turn to need help, what are they teaching these adventurers?, Iām not saying baby adventurers are stupid, but if you put a candle next to their ears their eyes will shine, Tan has all the plans, Devan laughs for the first time, Tan loves it, even if itās at his expense, Tan is banned from Osedon Conclave, for reasons, Tan disguises himself as a girl, also for reasons, no one likes to be drowned, no one, even magic swords knows whoās boss"
"Whatās Devan to do when his cousinās ships and the crew go missing? Set sail with Tan to figure it out.
Whatās Tan to do when Devan finally makes a move? N.S.F.W. Many times. On many surfaces.
Damn creatures are trying to interrupt them. Murder ensues.
The crack ship armada sails again, literally, Tan fell first, Devan fell harder, communication, because miscommunication is the devilās trope, Devan puts himself first for once, Tan approves, LET THE PLANNING BEGIN!, unless Devan beckons you to bed, then planning can wait, relationship progress, flirty Devan has been released, Tan is thrilled, Wells feels betrayed, just lots of fluff in between murder, tipsy Tan does things to Devan, first kiss, The VOID explained"
"Whatās Tan to do when an experiment goes wrong? Nothing. Heās unconscious and captured.
Whatās Devan to do when his lover shows up in the palace prison? Keep calm and smuggle on.
Tan would say donāt put him into a box, but he actually does fit. Devan despairs.
Tan gets himself into trouble, what? No oneās surprised by that?, Tan maybe forgot a teensy weensy promise, it bites him in the ass, in Tanās defense, yeah I got nothinā, boyfriend to the rescue, Protective Devan, light angst, mostly as an excuse for cuddles, smuggling, cancuns saying inappropriate things, Serenity has successfully pissed Devan off for the last time, and then she does something even worse, magic battle, minotaurs, portals, Fa actually fixes her hair, itās a miracle"
"Whatās Devan to do when Serenity claims him as her lover? Run.
Whatās Tan to do when Serenity claims Devan as her lover? Start a revolution.
Allās fair in love and war.
the First Knight of Goodwine has officially quit, or at least heās trying really hard to quit, problem is no one wants to let him go, Serenityās going to be an extinct species at this rate, accidental revolt, Tanās rocking his crown though, shenanigans shall now commence, mercenaries, kidnappings, rule one when dealing with black sorcerers, donāt piss them off, rule two is donāt touch their knight, just a little murder, itās fine"
