Do You See Creamed Corn On That Plate?

So I'm Cooper (coop, coops, Whaley, El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing). I live in Louisville. I also do various things like writing and playing music. And also living on the internet.

[gnatsattack]

I live in a world where Mewtew is quoted alongside Mother Teresa.

[kaijuno]

I’m just super fucking bitter that once the flint water crisis got it’s 15 minutes of fame people stopped giving a shit. The water is still poisoned, people! Donations have plummeted and people have been forced back into drinking and bathing with the water! The medical effects of this are astounding, cases of legionnaires disease have skyrocketed, people are having seizures, people are having weird rashes break out over their body, people (including me!) are having their blood poisoned, and it’s not just lead! it’s coliform bacteria! it’s THMs! it’s all in the water and it gets into the bloodstream and breaks down blood vessels, causing bruising and petechiae and internal bleeding and no one gives a shit anymore and it’s only gotten worse like how many people are going to have to die until people realize this is still a problem

[contemporary-petroleuse-deactiv]

I would like to add that the people of Flint cannot sell their houses, because selling a house with leaded water is illegal. Additionally, households with children can’t stop paying for the water because living in a house without running water is cause for CPS to take their kids. Flint has been living this way for over two years. 

The people of Flint are trapped by the legal system. And it is only the most high profile case out many cities with a similar problem. 

Because the government has abandoned them, they are dependant on help from the outside. Donate here

[playboibummy]

It’s crazy to see this shit. Especially since i live right smack dab in the the damn city. It’s true. Seems like ain’t shit being done!

[serappho-moved]

aubrey plaza if you read this im free on Thursday night and would like to hang out. Please respond to this and then hang out with me on Thursday night when I’m free.

[tastefullyoffensive]

This is perfect. (via TyraaHuntt)

[memegod]

[19cherries]

PRESIDENT DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON 2020 WE WERE BLIND BUT NOW WE SEE

[rousteing]

[thewhimsyturtle]

Three!!!, Part 1 (Part 2 here)

I met Mommy for the first time three years ago today!!  That calls for a cake to celebrate, don’t you agree?

My birthday cake this year was extra exciting because it is my first ever watermelon!  I love watermelon!  It is just as delicious as Waffles and Mango said!

You can see all of my birthday party photos in one place over here!

[tort-time]

Today is a very special day! It’s Kirby’s Adoption day!!! Happy Birthday, Kirby! You are full of everything amazing in that little shell of yours (getting bigger!) We are so glad to call you part of our extended tortpocalypse family!!!! 

[werewolfmonkie]

How to spot a SJW

-Uses yikes a lot

-says shit like “Down with Cis” and “Kill all men” uunironically

-says they are a proud cisphobe/hetphobe

-reblogs from Micdotcom

-url is often (insert mental illness or personality disorder here)-(insert character here)

-Thinks you can’t be racist to white people

-Thinks misandry is cool

-constantly pulls the “i’m literally a minor uwu” excuse

Feel free to add more

[dlubes]

tag yourself I’m the racism to white people and the proud hetphobe

[mtndew-doritos]

I’m Yikes™

[werewolfmonkie]

I KNEW I FORGOT ONE

-takes posts that don’t agree with their hivemind and adds shit like “Tag yourself im x”

[rvrsrvng]

i’m the hivemind

[werewolfmonkie]

Can all you sjw’s please fuck off and keep your greasy mitts to yourselves please?

[dlubes]

tag yourselves I’m the greasy mitts

[hotvampireadjacent]

i’m op’s lack of friends

[idratherlivefreetofail]

[weloveshortvideos]

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Speaker: “Perhaps it is the context in which words are spoken that give them the power or meaning. [screams] I love you, dog!”

[lovlae]

shut up!!!!!!

[sandandglass]

The Daily Show, August 18, 2016

Jordan Klepper gets to know Trump supporters

[important-shit-masterlist]

:/

[tealesbian]

imagine having foreign relations like this.

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

relationship goals

[oddity-txt]

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

[oddity-txt]

I named him chicken nugget

[oddity-txt]

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

[oddity-txt]

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

[oddity-txt]

update hes entirely yellow now

[oddity-txt]

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

[oddity-txt]

its happening

[oddity-txt]

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

[oddity-txt]

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

[oddity-txt]

whats he doing

[oddity-txt]

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

[oddity-txt]

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

[oddity-txt]

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

[oddity-txt]

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

[oddity-txt]

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

[rebecca-lotto]

let me know how he’s doing soon

[oddity-txt]

HES BUSTIN OUT

[oddity-txt]

im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

[oddity-txt]

hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

[oddity-txt]

CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

[kaijuno]

I’m just super fucking bitter that once the flint water crisis got it’s 15 minutes of fame people stopped giving a shit. The water is still poisoned, people! Donations have plummeted and people have been forced back into drinking and bathing with the water! The medical effects of this are astounding, cases of legionnaires disease have skyrocketed, people are having seizures, people are having weird rashes break out over their body, people (including me!) are having their blood poisoned, and it’s not just lead! it’s coliform bacteria! it’s THMs! it’s all in the water and it gets into the bloodstream and breaks down blood vessels, causing bruising and petechiae and internal bleeding and no one gives a shit anymore and it’s only gotten worse like how many people are going to have to die until people realize this is still a problem

[contemporary-petroleuse-deactiv]

I would like to add that the people of Flint cannot sell their houses, because selling a house with leaded water is illegal. Additionally, households with children can’t stop paying for the water because living in a house without running water is cause for CPS to take their kids. Flint has been living this way for over two years. 

The people of Flint are trapped by the legal system. And it is only the most high profile case out many cities with a similar problem. 

Because the government has abandoned them, they are dependant on help from the outside. Donate here