[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[saddest-cat-hours]

(G)old

[esileikkipuisto]

suomi elämää perkele..

[we-love-short-videos-blog]

this is strangely adorable

[rathsin]

NOOO THIS IS SO CUTE!!!! OH NO!!!! THE FUTURE IS HERE AND IT IS ADORABLE!!!

[breaktotheotherside]

*powoop* *pewoo pewoo*

[breaktotheotherside]

reblogging this again because you people need to see this

robot: “how is your stay?” person: *taps 5 stars* robot: *pewoooooo!*

[katswenski]

[pattythenest]

Are you fucking kidding me

[vibraniumacrylicpowder]

I don’t know who I am anymore after this…

[tarynel]

This is why I’m single. Booty too stank. 😭😭

[ohitsjustgreg-deactivated202206]

SHE BROKE THE SOUND BARRIER IM DONE

[labellabrianna-deactivated20250]

I JUST LET OUT THE UGLIEST LAUGH 😭😭😭💀💀

[chanpears]

dog i can’t breathe. his face.

[hi-imkingdavid]

Lmfao bruh

[smokedout111-deactivated2017040]

[yarter-deactivated20170523]

big mood.

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

Live action winnie the pooh movie look crazy

[tastefullyoffensive]

[did-you-know]

The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named “Prometheus.” It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down in 1964. Source

[aclockworknick]

he was actually a forestry graduate student who was doing research on bristlecone pines (Pinus langaevea) and got his increment borer stuck in the tree. this tool costs almost $800, so he asked the forest service if he could cut down the tree to recover the tool. after cutting it down, it became apparent that the tree was actually the oldest living organism. ever. (around 8,000 years old). so, not just some asshole. the guy feels extremely guilty and has even broken down in tears during an interview about the accident

[wellshitcaitlin]

OH MY GOD SO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY

So after the grad student cut down the tree and discovered it was the oldest tree in the world he quit studying forestry and went to study salt flats (can’t cut down the oldest trees in the world on salt flats no siree none of that happening) and he was being interviewed about his research, but in the middle of the interview the reporter just stops and says “wait aren’t the guy that…”

And he just takes off running. Literally. Turns around and runs across the salt flats away from the interview and I feel so bad for him but I can’t help but start crying I’m laughing so hard about it imagine a guy high tailing it across salt flats away from a dude with a recorder

[sentry-34]

[mustekynakala]

The Bogeyman went to the ring

very crude translation of this finnish childrens song, sorry about that.

In the song, the bogeyman/spook/gobling/Groke starts to make a ring of children, calling first someone, and then they call someone to the ring and they call someone to the ring until all kids are at it. Was (is?) very popular in kindergarden, the caretaker usually being the bogeyman and starting the play by asking some random kid first. With this play you got to know if you were popular in the same way as being the last kid when you are dividing kids to groups in a team sport.

A finn can see that this bogeyman is the Groke from the Moomins, and this brings us to the latin words:

Lux: light

Febris: warmth

Caritas: kindness/love

Gemma Rubra: red jewel (I couldn’t find a translation to “ruby” for some reason?)

In the Moomins, the Groke is always seeking the first three things, and on occasion, the fourth.

I thought it’d be funny to initiate it’s summoning by offering these things to her. (oh yeah The Groke is a girl so)

[pettycentral]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

This might be my favorite post hahaha

[pdothamman-deactivated20170513]

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???

[suomi100]

58/365

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

i love hannah montana the movie

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

so apparently the one with the wig thought someone was talking about her behind her back….so she went in “disguise"💀💀to find out what were they saying and after she confronted them in disguise they said something about her to her face and then…she snatched her wig off and said the iconic “surprise bitch”

[surprisebitch]

put this in the MOMA

[vanillascentedthot]

This is some telenovela shit, I am cryinghh

[wereyoulookingforsomething-deac]

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

[faithhealthlife-deactivated2015]

Relationship goals

[gastrictank]

i drew this little friend and i dont know what he is but i love him

[nolanthebiggestnerd-deactivated]

[lozchic3]

Don’t worry, friends. Little guy is ok.

[michaelmamaril-deactivated20171]

he doesnt have arms to drink that tea that is a threat in disguise

[nolanthebiggestnerd-deactivated]

goodbye small fucker

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

LEAVE HIM ALONE

[killjillvt]

I’m going to help train our friend, I won’t stand to see him take this abuse any longer

We’re taking it a bit slow because he’s still recovering, but his training is coming along nicely! You can do it, little guy!

[serpyra-archive]

looks like all that training is starting to pay off

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

[xeppeli]

I will resurrect many time with more strangth.

[marcosclopezblog]

Revenge is sweet.

[serperoir]

goodbye small fucker

[iamanelemelon]

I always love these because you get to see so many different art styles but holy fuck guys someone needs to get him a spikey hat or knights armour covered in razor blades

[firenadia]

he has evolved, and now he has a knife taped onto him! go fight lil blue friend! 

[dread-pirate-robin]

You can tell a lot from a person by what ending they reblog this with

[phantom-fantasy89]

DUAL BLADES

[death-grips-nationalism]

This post just gets better every time.

[angryinkeddrunk]

IT JUST KEEPS GOING 

[starboltshot-deactivated2016051]

What is this thing??

[chaos-in-rush]

This needs to be a series

[poorpoorpitifulme]

No matter how this ends its still a sad story… This little blue friend was so innocent and carefree, enjoying life and thinking well of the world but now, due to the cruelty and viciousness of others he has had to become harsh and violent himself. Yes, he is stronger and he is able to defend himself, but that innocence and happiness that he once had is gone forever, tainted by a world too corrupt to accept anything so pure. 

[dirtbaby2016]

Jesus really said this