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Kevin Feige and the MCU is going through some interesting updates
don't ask me why i made this. just be dissapointed in me that i did.
Who here is excited for the cool and not at all obnoxiously expensive PS5 Pro?!
Haven’t been on here in a hot minute
can we not mock bi girls for liking men as if any part of their sexuality is shameful in the year of our lord 2019
anyone else think bi ppl should pick a side
anyone else think misogyny is bad and respecting women is important
As a lesbian, I try to stay clear of bi women. Mostly because idk. It feels wrong to put love on a spectrum. It can almost be misleading to be honest. I’ve been rejected by bi women because idk they really weren’t that into women or because they lean towards men more. I think we should make terms for people who lean more towards one side so no one is misled. Anyway, what do I know. I’ll probably get yelled at for saying all that but whatever.
Someone not being into you doesn’t mean they’re not into women…….
the best alternate ending
Futurama: 10 layers of science jokes and sci-fi trope subversions going on at all times Me: you have to see this show they go to the gas station and the robot is drinking gas
I like the show because when they wanted to do an episode about aliens getting 1000-year old Earth cable, they accurately reflected which star system would be a thousand lightyears away from Earth, but then when the characters go to the 1940s via time warp the ship’s chronograph turns into a pinup calendar.
Fry fucked his grandma and fathered himself
And that actually becomes a major plot point in a future episode.
Futurama is one of those shows that has some super thought-provoking moments. Some over the top silly dumb moments. And both of those things can be super important
my girlfriend and i were in line for the spiderman ride at universal yesterday and a person behind us goes “you know when we could have needed spiderman??? 9/11. he could have stopped those buildings from falling with his webs”
quite possibly one of the most baffling set of words ever spoken. and it was said by a boomer so you know it wasn’t a joke
was it this guy
rollin’
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what is it about a retail uniform that makes boomers lose all empathy or critical thinking
i was grabbing something to eat at whole foods and one woman started shouting “excuse me?! excuse me?!” and I ignored her cause I don’t know her. She then came up to me and grabbed my arm and went “I was calling you! Can you help me find something?” and I was like….I don’t work here? And she rolled her eyes and went “Well can you find me someone who DOES?” and when I said “No, sorry” she got all huffy. like…..bitch I don’t work here and I’m not on the clock. I need to eat.
Can I get a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on? Can I also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position. Also, can i get just a normal pic of your pussy from the front and one where it's spread a bit open. Can i get a picture of you fingering yourself? Can i
Iron Man and Rescue in Avengers: Endgame