The Cooler Kondraki

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[kuntdraki]

Intro post time. Half coherent, as always.

He/him pronouns.

Send me shit.

Rules/Notes:

Shitposting in the ask box is strictly encouraged.

Nothing too gross. I don’t know you. Even if I do, this is public.

I say dumb shit a lot due to my brain being fucked up in several key ways. If I go too far, let me know.

Are you a coworker? Or another Kondraki? If so, I’d love to compare notes. Universal/timeline shenanigans are always fascinating.

I probably have some form of brain damage, and definitely have some sort of personality disorder. Keep that in mind when interacting. I am notoriously An Asshole.

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[herpsandbirds]

Emeraldine Moth (Ceroctena amynta), family Erebidae, Brazil

photograph by Enio Branco

[kuntdraki]

Bug for you ^^

Rattlepod moth. Gonna guess Crimson-Speckled Flunkey because the name makes me laugh.

[kuntdraki]

Are you always down on “mildly” inconveniencing clef by switching his bullets with confetti?

Fuck no. I'd never do that. What kind of monster do you think I am? Come to my office to discuss this Further.

[kuntdraki]

happy birthday (even though I’m late)

@ask-iris-105

It's okay, I'm later. Anyway, thanks.

[ask-iris-105]

your birthday is in January. It is June right now. holy shit you are late

[kuntdraki]

In my defense, uhhhhhhh. Uhhhhhhhhhh. Oops.

[kuntdraki]

happy birthday (even though I’m late)

@ask-iris-105

It's okay, I'm later. Anyway, thanks.

[kuntdraki]

Hey sooo I got caught again..

Anyway I found a butterfly pin while I was hiding so I figured I'd give it to you! :)

Thank you. Putting it on my hat.

[kuntdraki]

Happy Fag Month or whatever

[kuntdraki]

Why is Clef suprised I do all your paperwork willingly

-Dr. Lillith Beckett

Because he's stupid.

[askclefquestions]

HEY!

[kuntdraki]

What? It's true.

[kuntdraki]

[[ OOC: hhghg eooughhgrhgr,,, would,,, eould anyone b interested if i posted the c77 kuntdraki renders i have,,, ]]

[kuntdraki]

[[ ooc: post the photos? ]]

ye

no

Voting ended onMay 30

[kuntdraki]

Why is Clef suprised I do all your paperwork willingly

-Dr. Lillith Beckett

Because he's stupid.

[kuntdraki]

may I ask how you lost your leg?

Train

[kuntdraki]

Post by @kuntdraki

💬 3  🔁 0  ❤️ 17 · how'd you end up getting a prosthetic leg? Alright fuckaroos, sit your asses down and buckle the fuck up. So, it's 1997.

[kuntdraki]

A... thing runs in front of your office. It's naked, and looks like an uncooked turkey. It has small, wonky arms that look like someone put small human hands on the tips of a pair of plucked chicken wings, and it lets out a continuous giggle-like sound. Its face is pitch black with only its sharp teeth and eyes visible.

(Ooc: I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED!!!! I'M BACK, BITCHESSSS

-Turkey Creature Anon)

Oh HELL no. Requesting an exorcist, a flamethrower, and a can of Raid.

[kuntdraki]

[[ OOC: hhghg eooughhgrhgr,,, would,,, eould anyone b interested if i posted the c77 kuntdraki renders i have,,, ]]

[kuntdraki]

Did you ever encountered the Turkey Thing?

The fucking what?

Please elaborate, anon. My sleep-deprived brain is giving only the worst possibilities for what that could be.

[kuntdraki]

Ex-Wife ask will be andwered when I get ahold of Alexandra

And after I pass out again

[kuntdraki]

may I ask how you lost your leg?

Train