kuroken headcannons 🐈

[incorrect-nirvana-quotes]

Krist: Why can't you sleep?

Kurt: You can't stand backwards on stairs...

Krist: ...Holy shit.

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kenma, (having done it since he was little), making a pouty face and making small clawing motions with his fingers whenever he's dreaming.

(based on this, by @beechichi)

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kuroo thinking it is the most adorable thing about him, and staying up later than him deliberately so he can see it.

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kuroo being tasked with coaching a little kids' volleyball team and drags kenma along but kenma doesn't lift a finger while kuroo tries his best to get the kids pumped but all the kids wanna do is bother kenma to play his games.

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kuroken getting summer jobs as lifeguards and kuroo is trying to be the typical baywatch hottie but gets tormented by children and kenma just wants to go home and screams at kids who are running to walk.

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kuroo calls kenma in between his classes to hound him on eating and drinking water and taking breaks.

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kenma giving kuroo really quick side hugs whenever he does something nice for him- like buying him a game that kenma could've very well afforded himself, getting him lunch, getting him out of situations where he has to hang out with other people, the like.

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kenma giving kuroo an unexpectedly tight hug around his waist when he has to go off to university and before kuroo can react, he pulls away and tells kuroo to shut up (even though he hasn't said anything yet).

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kenma rambling on and on to kuroo about his games and always apologizing because he feels like he "talks too much" and kuroo laughing at the statement.

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and kuroo telling him to talk more and go on but not because he's particularly interested in the lore of the videogames kenma is talking about but because he loves hearing kenma talk passionately about the things he likes or is interested in.

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kenma only crying in front of kuroo twice in their entire spam of knowing each other- once when he cleared a particularly sad game and another time when he was extremely frustrated about his game not working, which led to all of his in-game progress being deleted.

(based off this panel)

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kuroo comforting kenma both times by hugging his arms around him from behind and resting his chin on his shoulder or head and listening to kenma rant about it.

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kenma intentionally stepping on the back of kuroo's shoes.

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kuroo getting revenge by throwing kenma over his shoulder and pretending to do bicep curls with his body.

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kuroo making sure kenma is back in bed by 6am, sometimes having to stay with him for the rest of the morning before school to make sure he sleeps.

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kuroken sharing one spotify account and making fun of each other's music taste but will listen to each other's playlists when they're by themselves to remind them of another.

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kenma begrudgingly (not really, he secretly love it) kissing kuroo on the cheek when the latter climbs on top of him and refused to move without a kiss.

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kuroo running his hand up and down the entirety of kenma's back when he's lying next to him.

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kenma burying his face in kuroo's shirt when he gets a headache from the straining of his game's screen.

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kuroo touching/tickling the back of kenma's neck and making him flinch dramatically while playing a game to get his attention.

[mookie000]

kenma kills a man 

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Kenma had to take growth hormone supplements up until the age of nine or ten because he was extremely small when he was born and barely got any bigger than toddler size when started grade school.

Kuroo would always hold Kenma’s hand whenever he had the shot and felt sort of bummed when he was able to stop needing them because it no longer gave him an excuse to hold his hands.