*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

shark vs the universe
$LAYYYTER
trying on a metaphor

Love Begins
Not today Justin
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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oozey mess
almost home
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Peter Solarz
art blog(derogatory)
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Andulka

roma★

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Stranger Things
Xuebing Du
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*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what
dealing with the worst case scenario
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
I feel like this could be useful in my future
The Massandra Palace, residence of Emperor Alexander III of Russia, Massandra, Crimea
THE MOTHERLAND
Kaone Kario by Robert Grischek
Satan: Hey I bought your soul last month and-
Me: No returns.
Satan: Please it's making me sad.
“I loved them before they got popular”
“Most of [Trump’s voters] are childless single men who masturbate to anime.”
POLITICS
“This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is solid! It’s going to be good eatin’!“ “What are you going to make with it?” “Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to give the first one away or you just spoil the whole spirit of gardening.”
always reblog cabbage lady
raise the happiness level of your entire dash
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY EVERY TIME I SEE HER!!
a girl in love
the moon and sun are already amazing seymour
lesbian cartoon crush starter kit
Tumblr, this seems like the perfect job for you. We all know Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary is like the best place ever, and now they’ve sounded the horn of Gondor and are calling for aid. If you don’t live nearby, or can’t foster, maybe boost? Do it for Leo and for Mildred, and Captain Ron.