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last updated: 18 july 2024

dusting is a scam it feels like im just pushing the dust around to different parts of the room

#i have researched 'dusting' i have watched tutorial videos on 'how to dust' this conspiracy goes deep bc this bullshit doesnt work #dusting is a scam created by Big Corps to sell you more dusters #dish towels??? also a scam. and for the same reason.#no matter which ones i get they all just push the water around #actual fucking issues in my life that cause me distress

pain

agony even

#right in the 8 yr old scab

amethystsoda

#herBall (@pensivespecter @bearsmart @kurtbrussels)

#⚪

im so technologically exhausted everything sucks to use now youtube, tumblr, spotify, whatsapp, discord, every single search engine.. the last few months ive been sticking to good ol phone texting but once the mandatory google message update hits i wont have that either

#i shouldnt need scripts and extensions to make things manageable #theyre made to make already manageable things more efficient #not to be a complete replacement for a shitass platform #🙃#once i get booted off phone texting id joke abt going snail mail #but the postal system is also continuously getting fucked and also my building is in the twilight zone apparently #the fact i have to have extensions to shut off youtube shorts bc WTF EVEN ARE THOSE GIVE ME ACTUAL RESULTS #and how 'related videos' are just sponsored influencer bullshit that has nothing to do w what im watching #im morphing into a fucking boomer more and more every day #i gotta focus im shifting into boomer mode #dont get me started on discord i cant stand discord and it doesnt work on my phone #i only use it for sunday movie stream w ari and frens #but everytime i log on theres some bullshit banner from some pos company like amazon #even discord is trying to sell me shit oh my GOD #im fading away yall #also a lot of my friends have scattered to other places and its either a platform i dont use or they never told me where they went 🥲#or they are also fading away #i feel like a lot of us that grew up on the internet are doing the same

amethystsoda

I love being childfree bc I can go see the Backrooms at 11am on a Sunday 😌😌

kurtbrussels

#this gif had my crying yesterday

got a pocket radio for $20

#turning it on and instantly hearing the words instagram and discord felt crazy

dankmemeuniversity

kurtbrussels

mogaiwizard

being agender can be really fun like jokes on u i don’t have a gender to conform to bitch

vividoll-xx

if you don’t booyah back i am killing both of us

mythgendered

lacasalobo

when your boyfriend is an irrititating cunt bitch

#jfcljxjifhu

kurtbrussels

another magazine for the Hot Man collection sickos voice haha YES

kurtbrussels

if you ask about my severe lack of Hot Woman content its bc most of it sucks

i briefly considered getting this but other than 2 pgs of lucy lawless its 100 more pgs of shoes watches and perfumes. Man Magazines arent even funny ironically. 😒

#i am attracted to women disgustingly #cishet men are attracted to their own delusional concept of boobs #(and they are what the majority of mainstream Hot Woman Content is made by and made for)#we are not the same

another magazine for the Hot Man collection sickos voice haha YES

kurtbrussels

CHAT I AM ONCE AGAIN LOOKING FOR THAT EXTREMELY SEXUAL LOOKING STOCK PHOTO OF THE MAN ON HIS KNEES HAVING HIS FACE FORCIBLY SHOVED IN THE CAKE SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME YOU KNOW WHAT IM LOOKING FOR AND HAVE THE IMAGE IVE TRIED EVERYTHING

kurtbrussels

i found a reference to it but i cant find the og photo im going crazy

#search engines are so useless now i know i reblogged it forever ago bc i was having this same crisis

CHAT I AM ONCE AGAIN LOOKING FOR THAT EXTREMELY SEXUAL LOOKING STOCK PHOTO OF THE MAN ON HIS KNEES HAVING HIS FACE FORCIBLY SHOVED IN THE CAKE SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME YOU KNOW WHAT IM LOOKING FOR AND HAVE THE IMAGE IVE TRIED EVERYTHING

terrafey

i am not responsible for the person i may become after watching the speed racer movie in theaters today

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