the land of opportunity

Hello. The name is Kurt Elizabeth Hummel. I have a twin brother, Andrew, but I doubt you will struggle to keep us apart. We are very different. I still love him to death, however. even though I do not like labels, I am gay and it is best to note that, as I will not hide from it. Oh, and I'm part of the KAPPA DELTA. Yes, I am aware that it is a sorority. If there's anything you must know, there is such a thing as an ask box.

[kurtwearsmarcjacobs-blog]

Don't put words in my mouth, Kurt. Of course you guys are important to me. I mean, shit, who else did I have when life decided to throw me a curve ball? And before that, you were my three biggest fans. You guys mean everything to me. But I have a future I'm trying to secure here. Everything else is just a distraction.

Excuse me? I believe we are just as much part of your future as your studies. If I can make time to spend one evening with the family in a few months, so can you. I am still your biggest fan but I am also your brother. Stop making excuses and be there, unless you are fond of the idea of letting us down.

[kurtwearsmarcjacobs-blog]

Can I just say that I'm actively protesting a dinner that lasts more than a couple hours? I'm all for seeing dad, of course I am. But, you know, I have a /life/.

You might not see dad again for a few months, after this, Caden. He’s busy, traveling here is expensive and it is one night. I’m sure your life can be put on hold for your family and if it can’t I must say, I’m very disappointed. If we mean that little to you…

[kurtwearsmarcjacobs-blog]

Do you need any help with that stuff? That fashion stuff? I could model clothes for you. I don't want you to over do it. I can help with cooking. Dad would like that better. You cook like mom, or so dad has said. I agree with you. Let's do it that way. It is more personal. How can I help?

No, it’s fine. A model is always appreciated, but only if you want to. If you could go shopping with me, that would be great. And help with the preparation and such, but aside from that I can do it alone.

[kurtwearsmarcjacobs-blog]

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[piercelexi]

That’s a lot of money. What do you need it for? You’re not in trouble or anything?

[kurtwearsmarcjacobs-blog]

I kind of crashed my car.. I promise I’m not in trouble, but.. yeah. Car trouble.

Do you think you could find something for me?

[kurtwearsmarcjacobs-blog]

It’s been a while,

[thewildedomme]

Totes don’t wear designer clothes so I’m going to have to take your word for that one.

[kurtwearsmarcjacobs-blog]

It makes everything look better, but especially designer clothes. But you should, yes. 

[kurtwearsmarcjacobs-blog]

We are going out to eat! Don't worry about cooking. Unless you want to. Your cooking is the best. I burn noodles.

Oh, I thought you meant actually making dinner. Sorry, I’ve been spending too much time behind my sewing machine, I fear. I can make it. I was thinking, moneywise, I could just as well cook. And that’s more personal, I feel. Unless you guys would rather go out to eat.

[kurtwearsmarcjacobs-blog]

It’s been a while,

[blueskyfabray]

That’s awesome, Kurt! It sounds like you really take care of yourself, all around.

[kurtwearsmarcjacobs-blog]

I know. I am quite extraordinarily good at such things. Some people could learn from me, I assure you.

[kurtwearsmarcjacobs-blog]

Hey. Dad is coming down Friday. Can you make the dinner?

Friday? Wow, that’s short notice. No problem, though. I can do that. Everyone knows I’m the best cook of us four. [ andrewhummelbsu ]

[kurtwearsmarcjacobs-blog]

It’s been a while,

[ozschwartz]

I don’t have either of those..I just work out when I want to.

[kurtwearsmarcjacobs-blog]

But that would require actually wanting to work out.. I don’t necessarily want to, but I know I need to, which is why I have a regimen.

[kurtwearsmarcjacobs-blog]

It’s been a while,

[georgefabray]

Well..good for you?

[kurtwearsmarcjacobs-blog]

It is indeed.

[kurtwearsmarcjacobs-blog]

It’s been a while,

[jane-n-thepussycats-blog]

I think I have a pretty good discipline about everything else- not much of a procrastinator, get the grades I want, have the life I want, for the most part.  Something about physical activity that’s not for the sake of some competition seems pointless.  I should pick up more sports.

[kurtwearsmarcjacobs-blog]

I suppose that makes sense to some. I do find that staying fit is something everyone should get into, but who am I to say so? It doesn’t even have to be to lose weight, but just to.. not get out of breath when you walk up a large flight of stairs.

[kurtwearsmarcjacobs-blog]

It’s been a while,

[hockeyxpuck-blog]

What is it with chicks and skin care routines?

[kurtwearsmarcjacobs-blog]

There is nothing with ‘chicks’ and skin care routines. Everyone should take care of their skin, it’s basic human hygene.

[kurtwearsmarcjacobs-blog]

[text] Okay good. I mean I'm tall but, my slacks are fitted right and stuff so they don't show /that/ much. Thanks fashion guru~

[text]: The fashion guru is glad to help.

[ gunthersclarington ]

[kurtwearsmarcjacobs-blog]

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[klsfjdflkdsjfdkjie]

Let me see the car. I can look it over. Let me pitch in. I have tips from work. A lot of them.

You should meet him. I want you to.

How are you doing?

[kurtwearsmarcjacobs-blog]

It’s already in a garage, Drew. They’re already working on it. It’s fine. 

Alright.. I will. But only when you’re sure, alright? I don’t want to meet someone when you end up breaking up with them.. I think that would make things awkward and I don’t want that.

I’m alright. Why do you ask?

[kurtwearsmarcjacobs-blog]

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[piercelexi]

Wait, you want a job? I never expected you to ask that. How much do you need, cause if you only do it a couple of times, you should have plenty of money.

I’ll figure it out.

[kurtwearsmarcjacobs-blog]

I never expected myself to ask this either.. I need around.. two or three thousand dollars, that’s what they estimated, but.. if they find more it might go up to four thousand. I can’t really ask my dad because he’s already working really hard to pay for school and such for the both of us. 

You do that.

[kurtwearsmarcjacobs-blog]

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[piercelexi]

Oh, yeah. I mean if any of the girls are doing that… I know nothing about it and I’d fire them if I did, so. What’s wrong, what’s going on? Do you need to borrow some?

I don’t even know what medium stuff consists of.

[kurtwearsmarcjacobs-blog]

I don’t like borrow money, I don’t like having debts with friends. I have a job as a receptionist, of course, but-- I wondered if maybe you could.. help me out.

Talking about stuff that concerns both of you, maybe?

[kurtwearsmarcjacobs-blog]

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[piercelexi]

No, none of my girls do. I don’t run that kind of business. There’s people that have ‘escort services’ but it’s not really escorting cause they’re banging them. That’s prostitiution. 

I think we covered small stuff already.

[kurtwearsmarcjacobs-blog]

That’s why I asked. I figured that you wouldn’t do the prostitution part, but.. still. I wanted to ask. I’ve got a bit of a money problem.. at the moment.

Then cover the medium stuff?