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if i can't be the best, i sure as hell can be the worst! [ links ]

[kururu-remade]

this blog is now inactive!

[gentleralts]

ah yes my favorite metal gear solid character

[sleepywitchgal-deactivated20161]

none of these words make sense

[phendranadrifts]

alt-right predictive text engine

[kururu-remade]

why do ppl that hate incest shippers follow me lmao? get outta here

[punkasshunter]

Video game things I’m good at:

Knowing every obscure scrap of lore ever introduced

Being pretty bad at the actual game

[tamamita]

When someone uses “x3″ unironically

[laqueus]

@squigglydigg

[keyblack-hl]

WAIT, I DO THIS. IS THIS DIRECTED AT ME

[devilduck]

Popular with the Beatles, the Monkees and several James Bond villains.

From the 1968 Sears catalog.

“see, i wanna look like a catholic priest but still get laid, you got anything like that?”

“yes sir, and it also comes in Dog Shit Brown, as you can see here.”

“nice nice i got this great cursed talisman to wear with it.”

[nudne]

pause the tunes

[somemadsounds]

Visit Original Link

you knew the game and played it it kills to know that you have been defeated

[coneboyofficial-deactivated2018]

I hope Trüllbus the Crime Eater comes into my house and shoots me, transporting me to Dairy Queen instantly.

[maariaaargh]

After 20 years they still suck

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

Hecookinsexual: sexual attraction to a partner only when HE COOKIN

[holyflamingo-deactivated2023111]

Heeeeeey look at this more memes making fun of ace/arospec people I fuckin love it :) Thanks please invalidate me some more :) Mm yes this would be funny if we were just laughing at ourselves but everyone fuckin knows at this point that we’re having a good laugh at (mostly neurodivergent) kids trying to figure themselves out :) Boy oh boy more absurdist attraction jokes so we can brush all that confusion and pain under the rug :) Hahaha those “actually cishets” trying to sneak into the community amirite? :)

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

HE COOKIN!!!!!

[crybabydyke-deactivated20180227]

Fat woman: *exists* Man #1: you are disgusting and unfuckable, therefore worthless Man #2: not so fast. she is not totally worthless. I would fuck her #bodyposi #feminism

[iamatinyowl]

Fat woman: *wants to fuck neither of them* Man #2: what th e fucK I just said you weren’t completely worthless you should be fucking grateful I said I would fuck you bc I am extraordinary and a hero for saying it

[crimeshetyped]

THIS FUCKING POST RIGHT HERE

[sorano0905-deactivated20180714]

おそろい！

[pagayaa]

[plankhandles]

Cooking show I desperately want: Professional chefs compete to wow and astound totally amateur food critics who don’t know dick about shit. Get eliminated on totally arbitrary grounds such as “I don’t like sour cream.”

[funpicturesofponies]

someone: “stop complaining that you have to walk 5 miles to get to a pokestop the point of the game is to walk and enjoy the outdoors!”

me: