Silly's Cringy Selfshipping

| 21 | They/She | Anti-Harassment | Minors & Antis DNI | Sharing Selfshipper

[kweensillysships]

Time for the Pinned Post!

Banner Credit goes to @xRed-Wingsx

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| 21 | They/She | Anti-Harassment | Don't Like Don't Interact | Sharing Selfshipper

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Hi everybody! Y'all can call me Silly, and this is my silly, anti-anti selfshipping sideblog!

I decided to make this blog in response to seeing so many selfshipping posts have 'proship..dni' on them, which made me sad :( So, I decided to do something about it!

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I do my best to vet that the posts I reblog are proship-safe, but if the blog I am reblogging from doesn't state an opinion on it or provide a link to where I can see if I am on their DNI, I will assume they are at least proship-neutral.

If I have made a mistake and I reblog a post from you, and you are anti-ship or uncomfortable with proship interaction, please dm me and I will remove the post I reblogged from you and block accordingly for both our sakes.

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The tag for my posts is gonna be #Silly's Proselfship, and this is gonna be a proship-safe, selfshipping positivity blog!

If you aren't comfortable with that, please just block me! I will not be offended nor will I be engaging in discourse on this blog, so if you try to drag any here you will be blocked.

Have the day you deserve!

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[yumefoxselfship]

imagine a lazy morning with your f/o. the two of you tangled together in bed, one of you mumbling about how you should get up soon while the other clings to them. both of you drifting in and out of consciousness, cocooned in warmth.

'borrowed' from an anti Credit to @/saradika-graphics for the Dividers

[aizawashuichi]

the thing is, i feel like sometimes self-shippers don't fully embrace the idea of a character being in love with them. instead, the character looks like they are pretending to be in love, like unwillingly putting on this role on the side, as they continue their own life as their canon self, you know what I mean? you need to be more self-indulgent. you have to disrupt their in-character persona in some way, because love is now present and it alters things and people. someone who is in love with you, as aloof and emotionless as they may seem, will care for you and will change if necessary. they will do things for you that they wouldn't normally do for others or even for themselves, because you are not just a random dude showing up next to them. you are their person.

[kimiko24-art]

You should be f/omaxxing at all times

[yumeyuyumeyume]

imagine your f/o

bonk

[kweensillysships]

Banner Credit goes to @xRed-Wingsx

I want you to imagine holding hands with your f/o. I want you to imagine their fingers interlaced with yours, holding onto you so tight and so gently.

Imagine their hands on your face, stroking it, mapping out your features and committing them to memory.

Imagine their hands in your hair. Petting it, tangling their fingers in it, dragging their nails lightly and just right against your scalp.

Imagine their hands delicately going down your neck, thumbing lightly at your pulse points, kissing and nipping at the sides.

Imagine their hands dragging lightly down your arms, tracing patterns onto your sides, feeling the way your chest expands with every breath and the feeling of your heart stuttering beneath their touch.

[NSFW below the cut]

Imagine their hands on your thighs, holding you steady. Maybe their grip is soft and steady, maybe it's rough, maybe it's exactly what you need. Imagine them kneading the meat of your thighs in their hands as they press kisses to the inner parts, trailing their hands higher as you get hotter.

Imagine their hands trailing down your legs. Massaging your calves, hooking on the backs of your knees and hoisting them up, digging their fingers into your ass for purchase to worship you.

Imagine their hands all over you, touching and stroking just the way you like. Imagine their fingers between your thighs while they play with you, their thumb pressing down on your tongue and rubbing back and forth.

Imagine them holding you together while they take you apart with those hands <3

[us-angels-together]

Your Fictional Other would want you to take care of yourself

They'd want you to be happy

They'd want you to find joy in life

They'd to get enough sleep, to drink enough water

They'd want you to smile at the little things

Divider by @uzmacchiato

[rotten-apple-of-my-eye]

Not feeling great? Stressed? Sad? Life got you down in the dumps?

I’m writing you a prescription for a little medicine called, “Imagine you and your F/O in an AMV to cheesy 2000’s-2010’s pop love songs”, 11 out of 10 doctors approve!

[turnitproshipinclusive]

How to start the morning: Kissing your F/O until you're both breathless while managing to whisper "I love you" frequently between kisses.

[turnitproshipinclusive]

depressed selfshippers please know that your f/o would be kind to you. in no world would your f/o shame you for struggling with self-care. in no world would they ever see you as a burden. infrequent showers, struggling with brushing teeth, poor appetite, little activity, anything you can think of. it's okay to struggle. they love you; they would never judge you for this. they'd never judge you at all. they are so, so happy that they can be your safe space. one step at a time.

[turnitproshipinclusive]

hey sorry but you actually have to imagine a universe where your s/i is canon and a bunch of people in the fandom are super invested in shipping you with your f/o. you gotta think about the “daily” accounts that would be made for your ship; the way ppl would go crazy whenever the two of you had screentime/interactions together and post things like “omg the way they look at eachother 😢” “they’re so in love”. all the in-depth analysis threads pointing out the nuances and arguing for why your ship is canon ???!!! yeah just consider it

[hnnnnnnnm]

Hnnnngh f/o clinging onto you in their sleep, arms securely around your frame and face nuzzled into whatever part of you is closest. Sleepy mumbles of your name under their breath as they snooze besides you,,,,

[turnitproshipinclusive]

I'm gonna need fellow self shippers to NOT apologize or put themselves down for making their s/is basic/mary sue/OP as fuck because we're here to have FUN!! If you wanna give ur s/i a taste of the power or to make them the hottest person in your f/os canon then DO it! Make characters u don't ship with have a crush on you, make yourself the sole savior of this universe and be unapologetic about it!!

[hnnnnnnnm]

Quick for your own mental health imagine playful giggly makeout sessions with your f/o. You gotta. You gotta imagine them laughing into your mouth and playfully nibbling your lip and maybe cheek. Even the stoic scary f/os. For your own wellbeing

[yimpyapologist]

i do love hearing people say "he loves you!" whenever i talk about my f/os, but what i want to hear more of is

"he wants you."

"he needs you."

"he has wet dreams about you."

"he craves you."

"he jerks off to the thought of you."

"he wants to fuck you silly."

[bluedotmp3]

your f/o(s) love to make you blush. they think it's cute when you try to hide it, they love cupping your face to feel the heat in your cheeks, and they especially love to shower you with kisses and love bites to deepen that blush. bonus points if they ask to take a picture of you all flustered for their homescreen.

[turnitproshipinclusive]

Friendly reminder that you don't need to ask for permission to selfship a certain way because there are no rules to selfshipping.

"Can I selfship with multiple characters?" Yes.

"Can I selfship with multiple characters in an explicitly polyamorous way?" Yes.

"Do I have to use how I look IRL to selfship?" If you're comfortable with that.

"Will it still be selfshipping if I make a character to represent me?" Yes.

"Can I selfship with characters from this piece of media?" I say do whatever the hell you want.

"What if I wanna make an OC that can be my F/O instead?" Please do it. I would like to see them.

"I'm worried people will think my F/O is weird!" I can assure you people selfship with weirder characters.

"Can I selfship for fun?" Yes.

"What if I take my selfship seriously like it's a real relationship?" I suggest seeing if the terms fictoromantic and/or fictosexual fit you.

There is no wrong way to selfship.