xoxo

just trying to pet every dog in the world

[ajhdklfsajklgfeasdfkjhlasdfdgf]

You’ve heard of a ball bearing, now get ready for…

A BEAR BALLING

[thecarltonbanksexperience]

the “mmm whatcha say” meme will literally be funny forever. it goes away for a while but reappears when you are least expecting it. it’s nearing a decade in age but it’s still hilarious, not even in an ironic way like a lot of memes are. it’s just truly funny. i love it. what a powerful meme.

[slangwang]

i disagree i find it stale and very unfunny

[thecarltonbanksexperience]

[bunjywunjy]

yesterday for April Fool’s my workplace had a short training article on recognizing computer-generated faces from real ones and one of the tricks mentioned was “count the teeth” and I just wanted to say that it’s both ironic and kind of horrifying how society has unwittingly cycled right back to IF YE MEET A MAN ON THE ROAD, COUNT HIS FINGERS LEST YE DEAL UNKNOWING WITH A FAE 

[exigencelost]

Where’s that image with the self driving car that is trapped in a salt circle made of “do not cross” symbols that its software won’t let it disobey

[shiobookmark]

This one?

[lucifer-just-needs-a-hug]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[konoko]

[sesh]

fuck it we ball

[narrie]

Twitter dying but tumblr is still standing

[memecage]

Pick your fish

[pettycentral]

[desperate-acts-of-capitalism]

But with your help, we can make next year even worse for Elon Musk

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

[aki373]

[monsterbutch]

this is one of my favorite reddit posts of all time

[ohfuckoffplease]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[parfavar]

it had to be said...

[make--it--gayer]

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

bonus:

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

[moistnugget]

[thefinalpaperheart]

I fucking love this little bit jenny does about football sdkjfhkdsjhfks

[powerburial]

most parents : afraid their child will find their gun and get hurt

me: afraid my son will find my protein powder and get too strong and then he has to be my dad