we are fucked
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@thelovers-thedreamers-and-me
30s, just some fuckinnnnnn guy. he/they pronouns. i love attention, always talk to me about whatever. my cat's blog (yeah I'm like that) is @torontopigeon and she's the best
there is sexual pleasure in giving other people sexual pleasure. and you can give people sexual pleasure by receiving sexual pleasure.
a stone top/pillow princess isn’t one person receiving all the sexual pleasure and one person not, it’s two people experiencing it a different way
no i don't. cheers
what the fuck even is the point of a password if you have to send me a code every time i log in anyway. like why even have it
my voice will be amplified by the people or not at all
Songs you always skip but never take out of the playlist are important parts of the ecosystem they need to be there
fucked up that in the course of walking one block yesterday, i passed two old coworkers and one ex-boyfriend. like damn Rock. U Basilisk, you run out of character models or some shit?
Every vampire is all "oh drinking blood is better than any food, drugs, even sex" but I don't even believe them because all of them were literally made before the invention of really good drugs and before we got all the nice foods from the new world, so I don't trust any of their opinions. Lestat has never ate a potato and Armand hasn't ever even tasted tomaotes. The only guy I trust is Daniel Molloy who has probably tried every drug on earth, has definitely ate nice food and would be a valid judge on how good drinking blood really is.
The American worship of The Dog as a sort of animal god, complete with a taboo against depictions of violence, even fictional, against them, is one of the most harrowing things about this nation’s culture.
Yeah! They’re doing it in the fuckin notes!!!
USAmericans often view other cultures as barbaric and evil, if they view dogs as food, but think it's okay to eat cattle...and pigs...and chickens...I can never wrap my head around that one.
If you're coinless just proclaim it
adulthood is really like "guess what your sewer isn't working" and you're like oh why is that mister plumber and he's like "oh that's because they used to use paper for pipes" and you're like hmm i don't know a lot about it but that doesn't seem right, but it is right, they did use paper for pipes, and you're like how much is it to fix paper pipes mister plumber? and he's like "oh just $10,000 and one day and we'll dig three holes" and you're like okay mister plumber i guess what must be done must be done but then it will be a week later and there will be five holes and they will be telling you "oh actually we need to dig an additional hole in your driveway" and you're like oh but that's where my driveway is and they're like "oh yes we'll need to cut through the driveway" and you're like okay this doesn't seem right mister plumber and they're like actually it's mister gas company and mister gas company is standing there and he's like yep you gotta cut the driveway out because the pipe is six inches from the other pipe and you're like i don't think so i think that's like 8 inches and he's like nope it's six and you're like how many inches is the minimum distance and he's like six and you're like okay and it's been five days it's been five days and you don't have a driveway and you don't have toilets and you're paying $15000 because someone said "yes i think making sewer pipes out of paper sounds good" and then you'll be driving down the road to get yourself depression ice cream because you don't have a driveway and you don't have toilets and the car in front of you will be driven by a man 300 years old in the smallest honda the 80s ever produced going approximately .0001 miles per hour and the F150 pavement princess behind you will not see the small honda and will start honking at you and cursing at you and you will simply roll to a stop. you will roll to a stop in the middle of the street and watch the little honda in front of you roll on to glory at .0001 miles an hour while the truck behind you realizes they have made some sort of defcon 1 level mistake and your fitbit on your arm starts buzzing going "CONGRATS! THIS IS YOUR MOST EXTREME WORK OUT YET! YOU'RE EARNING DOUBLE ZONE MINUTES!"
shlock brain hurt
not his name.
shamrock going proper mental innit
not even his name.
they don’t warn you about it but if you love your own company enough to be content by yourself and you’ve got some standards for who you’d date, you’ll spend a lot of time single and nobody will really get why you’re doing that because surely you want to come home and hang out with craig, right? right????? don’t you want to hang out with craig?
#as someone who has recently developed both contentment and standards it's wild#like i am casually seeing this dude and my coworker saw us once when he came to hang with me at lunch#and she keeps saying that now that i am in a bigger apartment i'm probably trying to get him to move in#and first no his girlfriend would be mad if he moved out and he is allergic to pigeon#but second like. i do not want that. i want to hang out in my apartment and just do my me stuff. fuck off out of here.#i care very dearly about him but i simply can't engage fully with blondie karaoke in the little above sink mirrors with another guy in here#sorry to every ex who thought i would become more domesticated but fuck that shit#and actually not sorry to all of you tbh because one of you was told at the outset i won't want to move in probably ever#and then got mad at me because i did not spontaneously change my mind about that in ~8 months#but yeah i love being a guy in my apartment with my cat. the only issues are that society is not built to allow me to do this and also like.#retire.
fucked up that in the course of walking one block yesterday, i passed two old coworkers and one ex-boyfriend. like damn Rock. U Basilisk, you run out of character models or some shit?
You and I are not so different from the humble trout
john waters stay inside. do not make any treacherous journeys.
you're mommy's good little jughead aren't you
aww. did puppy never even get to fire his weapon? I bet the ideological dissonance is frying someone's poor little highschool dropout brain, huh? don't worry, baby, mommy got you some crayons
In case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in. And I don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That's weird.
